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Old 09-10-2004, 01:48 AM   #1
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SmackDOWN! Captions
They have a new layout with the photos, with their own normal captions... so there's like on ten pics total.




























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Old 09-10-2004, 02:05 AM   #2
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With London giving into gravity, it was now down to Kenzo and Dupree in the Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal Lean Contest.


On this night, Spike found out he was allergic to 14 year olds.


RVD didn't appreciate it too much when Bubba called him a Klingon.


This was going to be a tough operation, especially with Bubba acting as "anesthesia," but if anyone could remove a deformed redhead growing out of RVD's chest, it was Dr. Spike.


Angle: "Look at me! I'm a hairy jungle monster! RRRROOARRRRR!!!!"
Eddie: "All right, back to Dr. Jho for you!"


On the day of the alien invasion, everyone was destroyed, save the two best wrestlers of the show, who were levitated into the mothership.


Eddie's backstage stress wasn't helped much when he was forced to sit in the Glass Ceiling Upside Down Invisible Time Out Chair.


Officially, Big Show is back because he's finally healthy. In reality, he was just so furious at Kenzo for screwing up the move he decided to show how it was really done.


"How many jobbers do I have to destroy? I just want a damn beer!!!"

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Whether you like him or hate him, you have to admit: Big Show is the most intimidating proctologist ever.
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Old 09-10-2004, 02:51 AM   #3
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Whoa. These pictures certainly are ... different. Hopefully, they only did 10 this week just to get their feet wet, and they'll be back to their typical voluminous ways in the days to come. Too bad they don't have a picture of Michael Cole running through the crowd.

On to the captions:


Kenzo and Renee tryout for the role of Sugar Plum Fairy in the WWE production of "The Nutcracker Ballet."

Meanwhile, Paul London passes out when he buys a shirt that was four sizes too small.


Spike: " You drive me CRAZY, crazy, crazy for you baby ... What can I do, honey ... I feel like the color bluuuuueeeeee ..."


RVD loved his fans, but when a fat lady crashed the ring demanding a hug, Rob couldn't help but feel more than a bit queasy.


D-Von: "Heh heh! That's frikkin' hilarious, man! Now move his lips and make him say 'I love men'."


Eddie may have reacted violently, but DAMMIT, he wasn't going to let another guy pull a Nazi salute to steal his push again!


Eddie: "Whoa! Did we just hit the ground, man?"
Angle: "I think so.... What the --- ? Glass FLOOR?!?"


Eddie started to suspect that the lumberjack match was rigged when half of the wrestlers turned out to be Angle clones.


Paul Wight returns to Smackdown as St. Big Show, Healer of the Blind.


Show: "Oh my God! I'm on TV? Hi, Mom!"


You have to wonder whether the Big Show was ready to return to the ring when he has to struggle to keep his trousers up.
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Old 09-10-2004, 04:13 PM   #4
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Eddie may have reacted violently, but DAMMIT, he wasn't going to let another guy pull a Nazi salute to steal his push again!


Eddie started to suspect that the lumberjack match was rigged when half of the wrestlers turned out to be Angle clones.


Paul Wight returns to Smackdown as St. Big Show, Healer of the Blind.
ROFLMAO!!! Love the JBL reference!
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Old 09-10-2004, 02:07 AM   #5
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Big Show looks really bad without his goatee.
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Old 09-10-2004, 02:09 AM   #6
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not really... IMO at least.
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Eh, anyway those pictures look awesome.
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They look videogame-ish don't they?
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Old 09-10-2004, 06:24 PM   #9
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They look videogame-ish don't they?
Thats exactly what I was gonna say
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I know, but its kinda cool. Too bad there's only 10 pics though
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:30 AM   #11
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Looks like instead of screen caps they're now using, atleast for this week, actual pictures...


While Rene and Kenzo were watching the replay on the Titantron, Stevie Richards came in and tied their shoe laces together.


Spike: EWWWW! IT FEELS LIKE SKIN! EWWWW!
Rey: Shut the fuck up...
Ref (Thinking): Stupid midgets with your stupid skin masks...


RVD didn't exactly take good pictures while he was high...


Spike: I'll teef you to teel my teef!


Eddie: Put your head IN, (BANG) put your head out, put your head IN, (BANG) and you bash it all about...
Angle: You said this'd be fun...
Eddie: It is, for me, John, I mean Kurt


Everyone but that one kid in the front and the bald guy in the Cena shirt had their eyes on this epic battle... Apparently, their names are Tyler and Breana, respectivly.


Eddie and Kurt: RHYNOOOOOO!
Hardcore Holly: Actually, that was me, I'm now Rhyno Glue's official SmackDown! spokesman...


Show: Got yer face!
Haas: I cant breef!


Show: Iiiiiit's HAND PUPPET TIME!


Eating all those ghosts finally got to Pacman... He was now a seven foot tall person who liked eating mini Kurt Angles...
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Those pictures looks great
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Old 09-10-2004, 05:13 PM   #13
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Next time use right guard.
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Old 09-10-2004, 07:35 PM   #14
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I think we got a Cotm Canidate!
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Old 09-11-2004, 02:37 AM   #16
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I think we got a Cotm Canidate!
Nope. Joke's been done before (i.e. the same caption for a similar picture).
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Next time use right guard.
Dammit! I was gonna say that
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Didn't read any yet so sorry if any copies.. CAPS!


He may be a bad wrestler but at least Kenzo now has a choco belt and best of all, a new girlfriend : Stevie Richard's sister Evee.


Spike could always do the best impressions. Here is his impression of Hogan trying to wrestle.


RVD : Urge ...TO EAT... Gummi Ghetto Bee... RISING!

Bubba: ...arggg,pothead..


Spike: WHERE IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN' CREAM- FILLING!!

RVD: .....

Spike: ...CREAM-FILLING!

RVD: ....

D-von: Yeah, where is the cream... HEY! Look there,guys! DINK!


Eddie: For the last time, you are not George Steele!... Ugh, it could be worse.. I could be Benoit..


JR: b-BaWDgOD! RKO!


Best.. Psycho Crusher.. Ever.


Show: Cover your virgen eyes, young Emilio. The mating dance upon yonder is not for all...

Haas: RUH?

Show: Huh, um, nevermind.. RAHH! ***CHOKESLAMS C.H***


That has to be the most realistic action figure I have seen yet.. that crazy Todd McFarlane!


Big Show should watch where he steps.. he might step on that Spike.. **rim shot** ... .... ..... sorry.

OR

Show: Steveweisers!!

Richards: Damn it ! That's MY beer... and my sister!

Invisible Austin: ***stuns Stevie***

Invisible JR: BAWGAWDHEJUSTSLOBBKNOCKERASSCLUBUNPRETTIER!
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Rene: Didn't I tell you? That girl is the fifth row has beautiful knockers.
Kenzo: Must.... resist....urge... to wank...


Spike: I'm strong to the finich, Cause I eats my spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!


During the ECW reunion, Bubba and RVD did their best Paul Heyman impressions to please the crowd, with RVD winning in a landslide.


Evander Holyfield hired some goons to beat the shit out of Andrew Golotta for the $20 he owed him.


Rob Van Hitler was pleased that nobody had yet noticed his resemblance to his grandfather.


Charlie wishes that he could execute a Northern Lights suplex that made time stop.


Knowing that his kids were watching at home, the great American Kurt Angle threw Eddie into the way of that vulgar green sign.


Big Show tried to hold back the tears as those three guys in the crowd were already laughing at how fat he was.


Show: I HAD SUBWAY FOR LUNCH!!!


Show: I may be fat, but check out why I'm the Big Show!
*whips out cock*
*crowd in shock*
Show: That's what I thought, bitches!
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Old 09-10-2004, 07:21 PM   #20
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Paul: Ah sweet canvas, how my shoulders have missed you


Spike: And now to remove this protective potato-head mask


Bubba: Remember when I main evented the Great American Bash?
RVD: Remember when I was ECW?
Bubba: Those are dem fighting words brother!
RVD: ARGH!


RVD: Huh, so this is what the main event feels like...


Kurt took HHH's advice and invested in some anti-canvas shoulder magnets


Holly: So that is what credibility is?


Big Show: I am going to Chokeslam the shit out of----is that Tom Bosley?


Big Show, how many times have you gone, lost weight, and came back looking the same?


Show: VANDERJAGT! YOU RUINED MY FANTASY LEAGUE!
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Big Show: I am going to Chokeslam the shit out of----is that Tom Bosley?
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:26 PM   #22
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Do these new pics make it look like Smackdown is held outside now?



(Seconds before)
Paul London: OK, so the French Tickler, you put your right foot in and then you jump to the left and bend you foo-AHH!



Bubba: (High Pitched voice) Lenny-Lenny-Lenny-Lenny-Lenny-Len-Ah-La-Lenny!
RVD: STOP SAYING THAT!



DVON: Hmm..hey Spike, you think if I poke him he'll make the Doughboy sound?
Spike: Dont know...try it.
DVON: Ok.
(Pokes RVD)
RVD: OH HOOO! STOP!
Dvon: Wow...it really does work!



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Spike: And now to remove this protective potato-head mask
LMAO! Nice Family Guy ref!
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Old 09-10-2004, 07:05 PM   #24
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Reagan's must be rolling in his grave..



Failing with Goldust, Zack Gowen, and Eugene, WWE hopes to strike the gold of sympathy ratings by hiring an Anorexic man.



Bubba: 'Oh yeah?! Well, 311 sucks!'
RVD: 'You take that back!'



I got a joke.. Check it, an Anorexic, Racist, Stoner, and a black guy walk into a wrestling ring. Haha, that's great.



Angle's attempt to stalk the turnbuckle and scare it to death failed when Guerrero decided to save the day and smash Angle into the turnbuckle.. Justice is blind..



Worst. Neckbreaker. Ever.



Gotta love that WWE censorship. When they say 'Get the 'F' out', they mean to the crowd signs too.



Big Show: 'Hey.. Peanuts!'



Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?

(Side note: All those hands in the back, first thing that came to my mind was 'Sieg Heil!'..)



He may get this sweaty from just screaming and raising his arm, but you should see him after sex..
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Agh Diareah been done before but it was put up :foc:....oh well I got a whole month ahead of me.
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My gag wasn't that bad man..
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Well, if you don't have any better ones, I'll put that one in.
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You gave me an idea every regular who does a caption enters one they want to put in and if they don't you choose for them....
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It was bad enough that he'd been betrayed by his tag team partner, but the ring shaking from the dual French Ticklers was starting to make him nauseous.



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As if his in-ring return wasn't shocking enough, Show swerved us all by revealing his alliance with the Bushwhackers.

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