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SEX APPEAL
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Ruin your favorite movie.
Recast one of your favorite movie's leads with the worst actors you can think that would fit the part.
Pulp Fiction: Vincent - Mike Myers Jules - LL Cool J Mia - Brittany Murphy Butch - Sylvester Stallone Marsellus - Chris Tucker ![]() |
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#2 |
LIMITLESS
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God, you just ruined it.
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Elitist Member
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Spongebob Square Pants movie
Spongebob- Shaq Patrick- Vin Diesel David Hasselhof- Willam Shatner |
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#4 |
bonjour
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Snatch
Turkish: Tom Cruise Tommy: Charlie Sheen Mickey: Sylvester Stallone BrickTop: Sir Ian Mackellan (sp?) Bullet Tooth Tony: Danny DeVito Cousin Avi: Jerry Seinfeld Doug the Head: Christopher Walken Sol: Morgan Freeman Vince: Denzel Washington Tyrone: Danny Glover Boris the Blade: Arnold Schwarzenegger Frankie Four Fingers: The drummer from Def Leppard ------ That would be awful. ![]() |
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Triple A
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A Clockwork Orange
Alex: Philip Seymour Hoffman |
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Jamiroquai Bodega
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lol triple a
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Triple A
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Nah he would probably play it like real amazing. It is just that he is a disgusting mess.
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#8 |
You know that’s right
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Goodfellas
Henry: David Schwimmer Jimmy: Gary Busey Tommy: David Spade Karen: Madonna Paul: Louie Anderson |
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#9 |
quesque fuck?
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Goodfellas
Jimmy Conway - Arnold Schwarzenegger Henry Hill - Pee Wee Herman Tommy DeVito - Pauly Shore Karen Hill - Joan Rivers Paul Cicero - Louie Anderson HOLY FUCK! SAME TIME ... hahah same guy for Pauly. I'm too baked for this. |
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#10 |
Resident drug enabler
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Punch-Drunk Love
Barry Egan: Keanu Reeves Lena Leonard: Jessica Alba Dean Trumbell (D & D Mattressman): Tobey Maguire Lance: Sylvester Stallone This would be WACKY. |
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God Bless America
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Cast Keanu in just about any movie and you'll ruin it
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Chill out, dickwad.
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Derek Vinyard: Keanu Reeves
Oh god. |
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Inno Knows.
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Die Hard---
John McClane----Tom Green Just that one thing would of ruined the whole film |
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That's how I roll!!!
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The Godfather
Don Vito Corleone - Steven Segal Michael Corleone - Chris Kattan Sunny Corleone - Burt Reynolds Tom Hagen - Dave Chappelle Clemenza - The guy who played Goldberg in the Mighty Ducks Kay Adams - Orlando Bloom Sollozzo - Jean-Claude Van Dam |
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Inno Knows.
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Boondock Saints
Willem Dafoe - Keanu Reeves Sean Patrick Flanery - Jimmy Fallon Norman Reedus - Orlando Bloom |
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Hey Mister!
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD |
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American Psycho
Patrick Bateman- Ben Affleck actually, that would ruin it more than anything. |
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Self-pity is my hobby...
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Lord of the Rings
Frodo - Jason Biggs Sam - Anthony Anderson Gandalf - Arnold Schwarzenegger Aragorn - Steven Seagal Pippin - Vin Diesel Merry - Jean-Claude Van Damme Saruman - Dennis Hopper Gimli - Quentin Tarantino Legolas - Danny Trejo Arwen - Pamela Anderson Eowyn - Carmen Electra Oh, and director - Uwe Boll |
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One Man Horror Show
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Fight Club
The Narrator - Seth Green Tyler Durden - Colin Farrell Marla Singer - Claire Danes Robert Paulson - Tom Arnold |
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That's how I roll!!!
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One Man Horror Show
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Besides, it's way too easy to pick bad actors for your favorite roles. I wanted to keep it more or less close to type. I have nothing against Seth Green, for example, but if I picked the absolute worst for any role, every actor would be Freddy Prinze Jr. ![]() |
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#23 |
Suicide's on the menu
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psycho:
norman bates - Kane chick who gets stabbed in shower - the Fabulous Moolah directed by: Vince McMahon |
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#24 |
Forum Happy Cat
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Ruin your favourite movie - in a different way
folloing on from Champion Of Europa's excellent thread, ruin a movie by changing one crucial plot point.
Fight Club The narrator and Marla Singer are the same person Donnie Darko At the end, Frank shoots Donnie Star Wars trilogy Luke and Leia are brother and sister but they only find this out AFTER they have boinked. |
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#25 |
Suicide's on the menu
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now this is just getting retarded. anybody can say anything.
"omg in lord of the rings, what if at the end, frodo and sam made out and aragorn turned into a fire-breathing dragon!" |
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Forum Happy Cat
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no, the point is it has to be one small change that would reverse the whole meaning and feel of the movie.
for example, The Usual Suspects would be an entirely different film if Dave Kujan was Keyser Sose. |
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Tap-In
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I think Star Wars would have been better if Luke and Leia did boink, as you so put it, AFTER they found out they were related.
Huge change in the feel of the movies. |
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Forum Happy Cat
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you KNOW there's fanfiction about it out there.
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One Man Horror Show
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In The Matrix, Zion turns out to be another virtual reality program. (Yeah, yeah... I know it's a theory postulated countless times by Matrix fans, but it seemed more compelling that what actually happened in Matrix Revolutions.)
EDIT: Oh, wait... "ruin". Well, how about: Zion turns out to be a VR program, but then the reality that Neo gets sent to also turns out to be a VR program. Keanu lets out a painfully agonizing yet strangely effette scream. |
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#30 |
Forum Happy Cat
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Clerks
Dante - Rick Moranis Randall - Pauly Shore Veronica - Tara Ried Kaitlin - Paris Hilton Jay - Chad Michael Murray Silent Bob - Andy Richter |
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Resident drug enabler
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#32 |
boop/bop/beep
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Lock Stock:
Ed: Adam Sandler Bacon: Haydn Christianson Tom: Sean William Scott Soap: Jason Biggs Barry the Baptist: Steven Segall Hatchet Harry: Abe Vigoda Big Chris: Vin Diesel Little Chris: McCaulley Caulken Nick The Greek: Tim Allen (I can't remember the black guy with the fros name, bigup mental block ![]() ![]() fuck there are too many characters I can't remember the 4 pothead names and then there was Gloria as well. You get the idea though. |
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#33 |
boop/bop/beep
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I hate when wrestling fans bring wrestling jokes into the other forums, it isn't funny AT ALL.
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Inno Knows.
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Just imagine Jimmy Fallon in the movie, already its ruined
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