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BISONICA
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Wrestlers epitaphs on their graves. (another useless topic by me. :)
What would their tombstones say?
Triple H: I was the Game, and I am that damn dead! Ric Flair: Whoooooooo!!! (like a ghost) Undertaker: OLD'D Lita: Pissed off Edge Edge: Pissed on Lita Kane: Finally Back Home Ahmed Johnson: Met Some Aliens, Said Something About Their Mamas Booker T: They Dug It, Suckaaaa!!! Chris Benoit: 4Real 4Ever!!! or Buried Alive: They didn't hear him TAPPPPP!!! Kurt Angle: Look, I died with a broken neck! Eugene: No, you didn't. Hulk Hogan: Beloved husband, brother, a father, brother, and a brother, brother. "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels: Died of a Heart Attack Bret Hart: Screwed To Death |
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BISONICA
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Muhammed Hassan: Beloved Friend and- AAAIAIAIAIAIYAYAYAYALAAAAAAA
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R.I.P Tanner
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Carlito: Dats not cool.
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R.I.P Tanner
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Shawn Micheals: He didn't believe
Rhyno: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE....d Raven: Quote the Raven NEVERMORE Goldberg: He was next |
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R.I.P Tanner
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Steve Austin: Stone Cold.....
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R.I.P Tanner
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Rock: Hard
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The Reckless One
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Rob Conway: I Did It...The Coooooooon Waaaaaayy................
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Tacos!
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Batista: I HATE Bullies....
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The Reckless One
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BISONICA
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Matt: When I lived for the moment, there ain't no, ain't no life in me.
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BISONICA
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Hogan: Had to be buried upside down, because even in death, he STILL refuses to lay on his back.
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BISONICA
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Oh man, I can come up with these all night.
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BISONICA
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Matt Hardy(Again..): Okay, I lied.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Undertaker: Dead Man Walking (No really).
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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HEre lies the rock in a 3' grave. We tried to dig 6'deep, but we hit Rock Bottom.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show Here lies the Big Show Here lies the Big Show Here lies the Big Show Here lies the Big Show Here lies the Big Show Here lies the Big Show Here lies the Big Show |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Stay in da ground--There's a Hurricane coming through.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Here lies Kurt Angle, now proudly making Satan Tap out.
(Or, on a heel turn) Here lies Kurt Angle, now proudly making Jesus Tap out. |
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BISONICA
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Kevin Nash: Heart failed while picking up a phone call
Shelton: Apparently, GOD could stop him. Owen: Enough was enough, it was time for a change. (don't kill me!) Bret: Here lies Bret. 1957-1997 Cena: That truck couldn't see him. Triple H: Even God isn't going over in this one. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Here lies Stacy Keibler: As horny 12 year olds have hoped for all their lives--Flat on her back, and unable to say no.
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BISONICA
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Triple H: I buried all of the others.
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BISONICA
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Kurt Angle: I died with a broken freakin' neck!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Here lies HHH: Dead and buried, but enoug habout his competition.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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DAMN YOU! You beat me to it!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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HEre lies Shawn Michaels: He found Jesus, and cashed in on him.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Here lie the New Age Outlaws: Wait, what were their neames again?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Here lies Shawn Watlman: Died of a crushed pelvis during snoo snoo.
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BISONICA
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Lita: Botched life
Michael Cole: MODIFIED LIFE! LIFE! LIFE! Maria: What's that? teehee Matt: had sex with lita Edge: had sex with lita Kane: had sex with lita Essa Rios: had sex with lita Paul Heyman: had sex with lita |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Here lies Edge: Apparently JEsus hates Alter Bridge, too.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Here lies Matt Hardy, killed in a cruel Twist of Fate.
(Lame, I know). Here lies Daivari, died in a fatal camel stampede. |
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Here lies Daivari, died while running from an imaginary suicide bomber who turned out to be just Hussein.
Hawk - What A Rush! |
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The Reckless One
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Kane: Here I Cum, Katie.
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Second City Saint
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JBL: "I AM WRESTLING GOD"
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BISONICA
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Daivari: jdifhdsgdsshalomMOAHAMMAD
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Second City Saint
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Here lies Jim Ross: BAGAWDDEATHBBQSAUCEBELOVEDSTUNNAFATHERLOVERAUSTINSOB
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Second City Saint
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Vince : He's Got No Chance in Hell
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BISONICA
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Vince: God, YOU'RE FIRED!
Kanyon: Apparently, the bullet was better than Kanyon. |
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Second City Saint
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BISONICA
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Snitsky: It was..my fault.
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