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Old 09-13-2005, 01:57 AM   #1
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Old 09-13-2005, 02:15 AM   #2
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Yeah, they're not very good




JR: "BAHGAWD KING, WHAT A THREESOME!!"
King: "I don't see any puppies, J.R...."
JR: "BAHGAWD THE CARNAGE!"


Angle: "And THIS is for breaking the TitanTron! BASTARD!!"
Cena: "MOMMMYYYYYY!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!"


Cena wins the fans over by showcasing his amazing skill and giving birth to Kurt Angle!


Cena: "OOWW! I think I cut my fingers on the edge of the glass ceiling!"
Angle: "Damn, he's found it. Must think of Plan B..."


Bischoff finally has the perfect idea to get rid of Cena...
Bischoff: "RANDOM PAC-MAN!! WOKKA WOKKA!!!"
Cena: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"


Bischoff: "Ooh, you look funny upside-down!"


Cena: "Noooo!! I want my talent back!! GIMME!!!!" [whimpers]


Flair: "If you call me an ugly version of Bea Arthur ONE MORE TIME...!!!"
Michaels: "Hmm...chessecake..."


Flair: "WHOOOOO!! I'M RIC FLAIR AND I CAN BE THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IF I WANT!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Michaels: "Wow. How does he do that?"


Masters botches a dropkick.


Carlito finally discovers the Letter K, HBK style.


Kurt Angle's father decides to pop in for a random visit, scaring the shit out of the entire locker in the process.


Masters: "Look! Lollipop turn tongue blue! Heh heh heh!!"


Ref: "For the LOVE of GOD, Chris, you are NOT 'SURE'!!"


You are now under hypnosis. You WILL enjoy the Useless Diva Segment. You WILL enjoy...


Candice: "And now for the results of the WWE.com poll question, 'Who has the fattest legs in the WWE?'..."


Vince: "ONE of you has NO talent whatsoever! Guess which one of you it is!"
Victoria: "Whew. I'm safe on this one..."


Garcia: "Coming down the aisle... FISH!!!"


Trish: "Like, look what I found! It says "women's" on it! Hee hee!"


Trish: "Are you grabbing my boob? Tell me you're not grabbing my boob..."
Ashley: "I'm...uh...not?"


Edge: "OOWWWWW!! Easy on the nutsack, Show!"


Steven Richards finally cracks and side-suplexes Matt Hardy.


Edge: "The glass ceiling and the glass floor are closing on us! Quick, let's crawl outta here!"


Edge, Matt, and Lita try to display a tribute of Triple H with three letter H's, but alas, Lita botches it.


Edge: "SATISFIEDFACEaaaaahhhhhh...."
Lita: "Ow, my ear hurts from talking!"


Where will YOU be when your burial begins?


For "Angry Face", "Satisfied Face", and other Edge lessons, please dial 1-800-ANGRY-FACE. Operators are standing by!


Even Kerwin White cannot stop the immeasurable force of the X-Pac Sucking Machine.


Kerwin: "Lemme see here. Yep, your Letter L is a bit crooked. Let me fix it..."


Tajiri: "It seem like your Angry Face is stuck! I kick! This help?"
Cade: "KERSPLAT!!!"
Tajiri: "Ah, yes, much betta!!"
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Old 09-13-2005, 03:26 AM   #3
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Old 09-13-2005, 03:49 AM   #4
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Old 09-13-2005, 03:52 AM   #5
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Old 09-13-2005, 03:53 AM   #6
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:07 AM   #7
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What, does CK own the rights to the RAW Captions thread? I'm sure he won't mind.
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:27 AM   #8
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What, does CK own the rights to the RAW Captions thread? I'm sure he won't mind.
Nah, I don't mind, but I think you should have hosted them with ImageShack because they all turn into red X's the next week.

So I'll just save the pics and then I'll try and remember what pics go with what caption, when the are red X's

And I thought you were doing the SmackDown! Captions?
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Old 09-13-2005, 12:43 PM   #9
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Nah, I don't mind, but I think you should have hosted them with ImageShack because they all turn into red X's the next week.

So I'll just save the pics and then I'll try and remember what pics go with what caption, when the are red X's

And I thought you were doing the SmackDown! Captions?
I'm sorry, I kinda got ahead of myself. It was REALLY late and I was bored and suffering from lack of sleep. You can do the Smackdown! captions if you want to.
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Old 09-13-2005, 02:34 PM   #10
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I'm sorry, I kinda got ahead of myself. It was REALLY late and I was bored and suffering from lack of sleep. You can do the Smackdown! captions if you want to.
Nah, that's ok.

I'll just do the rest of this months Captions.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:46 PM   #11
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A threesome in mid air? Anything can happen in the WWE.



Vince's idea for Mortal Kombat: WWE style didn't get over too well.



Candice: And then I got up, decided I wanted to grow a goatee, name myself Diesel, and do the powerbomb!
Kevin Nash: (Watching at home) THATS MY GIMMICK! *Charges at the TV* AHH MY KNEE!



In order to boost their ratings, WWE does a quick version of Whose Line's "Helping Hands."
Masters: Shawn, I wish I could help you, but right now I'm feeling diggity! Doo da doo da doo!



Kid in audience: Who lives in a pineapple under the seaaaa?!?!?!
Snitsky: SHUT UP!
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Old 09-13-2005, 06:04 AM   #12
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Old 09-13-2005, 06:40 AM   #13
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What's the deal with the over sized Matt Hardy pic?
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Old 09-13-2005, 06:41 AM   #14
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OK, there was this poster around a while ago, and he would post some of the funniest captions. I'm going to do these under his character, just because I'm not creative enough for them all.



*John Cena, Tyson Tomko & Kurt Angle all slam each other.*

John Cena: AAARRRGGGHHH!

Kurt Angle: Ow!

Tyson Tomko: Ow!



Kurt Angle: I'm going to break your arm!

John Cena: AAARRRGGGHHH!



*Kurt Angle knees John Cena in the balls.*

John Cena: AAARRRGGGHHH!



*Mike Chiota walks behind the ring pole.*

Kurt Angle: Where are you going?

John Cena:AAARRRGGGHHH!



Eric Bischoff: I hurt you Cena!

John Cena: AAARRRGGGHHH!

Kurt Angle: Woooo!



Eric Bischoff: I hurt you Cena!

John Cena: AAARRRGGGHHH!

Kurt Angle: Woooo!



Eric Bischoff: I hurt you Cena!

John Cena: AAARRRGGGHHH!

Kurt Angle: ..........

Crowd: Woooo!



*Referees touch John Cena*

John Cena: AAARRRGGGHHH!



Ric Flair: Is Triple H wearing one of my robes?

Shawn Michaels: Yes, he is.

John Cena (faintly): AAARRRGGGHHH!



Ric Flair: Hey look, it's Todd Grisham!

Shawn Michaels: Hello, Todd.



Chris Masters body slams Ric Flair. Man takes pictures.



JR: Superkick to Carlito by Shawn Michaels.



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry to break character, but, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway,

Jack Doan: Shawn, do you want to give up?

Shawn Michaels: No!

Chris Masters: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!



Jack Doan: Chris Masters? Chris Masters! Chris Masters, you won! Chris Masters?



OK, seriously, another break of character, but does this reminds anyone of something out of Austin Powers or something?



Here you can see Torrie's nipples.



Here you can see Torrie realise we could see her nipples.

Victoria: Nice.



Trish Stratus makes her return to RAW.



Trish Stratus makes her return to RAW again.



Trish kicks Victoria. Camera people try to see up Victoria's skirt.



Camera person tries to see up Ashley's skirt.



The Big Show tries to see up Edge's skirt.



Snitsky sees up Matt Hardy's skirt.

OR

Matt Hardy: YAAAAYAAAAYAH!

Gene Snitsky: No!



Snitsky: Why is Big Show not wearing a skirt? GRRRRRR!



Edge Spears Matt Hardy.



Lita: That's for hurting my boyfriend!



It's all about the Edge, and how you Edge it.



Matt Hardy: My arm hurts.



Edge: I love monkeys...



Kerwin White: Look at me, I'm playing a giant violin!

Chris Kay: Look at me, I'm playing the maracas!

Shelton Benjamin: Look at me, I'm playing jobber!



Kerwin White: Ow!



Tajiri kicks Lance Cade. Eugene can't watch.
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Old 09-13-2005, 07:01 AM   #16
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:51 AM   #17
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Lita botches castration.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:55 AM   #18
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Angle; Watch your damn promos and matches!

Cena: NO MORE! I SUCK!
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:57 AM   #19
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:19 AM   #20
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Still only a young man, cena still hadn't learned to curb the impulse to break into spastic bouts of masturbation at a single thought.

Kurt tried to help with controlling this urge, first by preventing contact.

However it soon became clear that drastic measures were needed.

In a desperate bid to re-kindle the tag division, the new tag team of "The band aid brothers" was introduced, however they couldn't get Bob Geldof to be their manager, and it all went a bit tits-up anyway when a fan pointed out: "It's just Ric and Shawn in a crap disguise!!"

As the effects begin to show, Todd "Ecstacy for sale" Grisham, calmly flees the scene of his latest deal.

And when the buzz wore off later, Ric found he came down in the literal sense of the word.

After last weeks inappropriately asked question to Flair, Carlito made a similar mistake when he asked shawn "dude, you got dog shit on your boot? That's not cool"

Submitted for your approval, a tale of beings from another dimension intent on conquest of earth in, "REVENGE OF THE AMAZONS!".

"I found it! Someone had chucked it in a dumpster, can you believe that?"

Big Show lifted him as high as he could, but the horrifying fact remained, there was nothing but a white void on either side.

Matt stole Hogan's invisible forklift, in advance of his match that night.

"It really wasn't my fault this time!, it was the back acne, it's trying to take me over!".

Lita's crazy German march was fun for all the family.
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:48 AM   #21
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Kerwin: First Vince tells me he'll help me redeem my frequent flyer miles, and he doesn't even get me a plane, and I have to sit by a black guy! What the crap is this!!!
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:58 AM   #22
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Sometimes, thoughts of that night with Lita still runs through his mind. By the way, Edge, you're the next getting a pink slip...



Cena didn't like the thought of being around someone who could out wrestle him.



Angle: Here! Now you can hit the high notes on all the Darkness songs.



John: Hack, Hack, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

:coughs up something disgusting.

John: Hairball.



Cena is shocked, the years really HASN'T been kind to Rick Steiner at all! At least he lost some weight...



Bischoff's heeldom reached a new low when he told Cena that the Easter Bunny wasn't real.



Bischoff: And Santa Claus isn't real, either!!!

John: But Mommy Said he WAS REAL!



John: Wait, Pro Wrestling is Real though, Right?



Flair: Simon Says... Point at your chin! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



This picture doesn't do what's going on Justice. It doesn't reveal the fact that Micheal Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" is playing...



Chris: Ric, I just thought of something: I'm wearing black boots and red trunks, and you're wearing red boots and black trunks. Should we switch boots to match right or should we switch trunks?

Ric: For some reason, jobbing to Luger doesn't seem so bad now...



Carlito blocked Sweet Chin Music with his hair, the impact shattering the Heart Break Kid's foot and stealing his smile from him.



Even people with Down's Syndrome embrace wrestling GODS when they see them.



Referee: Now Cough...



Little did Masters know, his mask fell off, revealing him to be Randy Orton in a muscle suit.

Referee: Move along, nothing to see here!



Who is the most botchtastic blonde in the WWE?



Candice: HEADLIGHTS ON!



Someone apparently announced that all talentless bimbos have to spend the night with Vastardikai...



So, who wants him first?



Who wants him second?



Cameramen: PANTY SHOT TIME!



Ashley: How did you get that "V" wristband?

Trish: You met Vastardikai, right?

Ashley: Oh...



JR: Bah Gawd! Military Press Blowjob on Edge!



Matt: This'll probably be the only time my hand will get raised in the rest of my WWE Run, so I better take advantage of it.



Gene's Breath is LETHAL!



Edge: You won't die, but your career has!



Lita unleashes her new finisher: The Knee to the ass of Destruction!



Lita: (to herself) You know, all the people I've been with, it makes me wonder if I lost the ability to truly love someone. Ohh, that Chris Masters looks hot...



Matt: (to himself) I should have stayed in Ring of Honor, I'd at least get to win some matches...



Hair Care Products: $200

Tattoo: $150

Trips to the VD Clinic: $2,340

Getting the Girl AND a Huge Push: Priceless

Somethings Money Can buy, for everything else, there's Lita



This is one of those times when practicing the Hearthrobs' Dance Moves are NOT Appropriate, Ref...



Kerwin: There's something wrong with your knee? Let me use my X-Ray Vision...



Lance: You let one rip, didn't you?
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:22 PM   #23
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Kurt angle introduces his new finisher..Ramming someones head into mae youngs ass


Kurt: You see that sign it says www dot you suck dot com
John: Yea so
Kurt: You should check it out
John: I'm a little busy you're supposed to be destroying my nads right now
Kurt: Oh yeah i almost forgot cough bitch


John: You bastard you destroyed the pump on my shoes oh now i'm gonna kick your ass

Multi Parts

Eric: Ok john you lost the bet now give angle a blowjob

John: No i wont do it
Eric: Yes you will and you'll like it

John: Somebody help they're gonna gang rape me

Ric: I'm not helping you...What do you mean i'm a homo...A Homo cant do this punk

Ric:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


And now the whole world knows why masters got a push..He's the undertakers son


And coming to the ring slut,whore and tramp and we dont have time to figure out which one is which


Candice: Uh uh uh oh i got it Go Daddy yea thats it


Trish: Hey looks one of my tits is high than the other


Trish: Who are you and why are you hugging me
Ashley: I'm ashley i won the diva search and you're the onyl person who has been nice to me so i hugged you
Trish: Ashley? oh assley the girl carlito was talking about


Introducing a new do it yourself STD test...CAUTION IT IS VERY PAINFUL


This weeks sesame street is brought to you by the letter o
Elmo: Now lital elmo said o....Dammit she botched it again
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:51 PM   #24
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Cena: WEEEE! WE'RE ALL FALLING! WEEEEE!!!


Angle, great wrestler, HORRIBLE yoga teacher.


Bischoff: NOW I want a pig-back ride too!


Bischoff: WHERE YOU FROM, BOY? TEXAS? ONLY TWO THINGS COME FROM THERE...

And if you know this movie, I don't have to finish it. Thank you.


Cena: NOT MY NINTENDOGS! WHHHHYYY!!!!


Flair: YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE COATS I ROBBED FROM LIBERACE'S CLOSET?!?! None, they are ALL mine!

HBK: ...think about that.


Flair/HBK: EVERYBODY... DO THE FLAIR! WOOOO!! LIKE THIS!

Interview guy: ...fuck this crap, I gotta host TRL.


Masters carrying someone in a match?!??! SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE!


JR: BaWgAwD! A headbutt to HBK!


Masters: YEA! Shawn throws all the awesome parties, man! WOOO!

Ref: Dude, where's the keg?


The ref at his graveyard shift job at the wax museum.


Candice: I think you know why we're here... so let's talk about health insurance. You see over here in this chart, you may pay other thousands per year and without benefits...


Torrie: WOW!

Candice: See, I told you we'd get Davy Jones to play at your prom!

Victoria: ...why does this look familiar?


Trish returns to remind us that there IS a women's division. The writers are still in denial.


Ashley (slurred): IIIiIIi.. I just wantEd to tell youuu... that I am WILLING to try ANYTHINg onnnceee.. he-he... You are a GOOOD friend. I don't ever wanna leave you... EVeerr.. hehheh.. Want a drink ?


Show: And back to the glass ceiling you shall go...


The tiny land in which he landed on had no idea what to do with Hardy, and so the misuse of Hardy... continues.


Edge: Kids, lying will ALWAYS help you get the girl. Hell, she STILL thinks I'm the little boy from Hanson! Mm-bop indeed!


Chavo: I'm sorry, Shelton, I must go to the Land of Horrible Gimmicks! AWAY I GO! **flies away!**

Shelton: But.. you have talent.


Tajiri botches the Hawaiian Punch joke.

END!!!
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:29 AM   #25
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Here we see the only two people alive who are not shcoked that man is only the 3rd smartest being on the planet Earth.
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:33 AM   #26
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:47 AM   #27
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Old 09-14-2005, 12:19 PM   #28
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FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
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Ric and Shawn compete in the finals of the first ever Crip-Walk championships



Kevnin Nash (with voodoo doll): Now I won't be the only one who will suffer from this *evil laugh*
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:02 AM   #30
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Flair: I'm the dirtiest player in the game!
Shawn (to himself): You're also the prettiest player in the game...
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