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SmackDown Captions (Jan 29, 2004)
Around 6:00pm Cali Time, Pics are up! They’re not in order, because I used a few to link gags together. Looks like there’s only 29 this week… Hmmm… If I missed any, my bad.
 Vince: What did you just say! Paul: Maybe we could use some more cruiser weights to help out SmackDown… Vince: Blasphemy! Tape up a few of them, add a midget for a head and promote them as out newest hoss! We shall call them… The Cruistorian!  And the construction of The Cruistorian starts….  Two graduates of the Triple H “How To Sell” class.  The WWE continues to recycle as we see the post consumer use of RVD vs Randy Orton.  How could Kurt ever decide? One night with Dawn Marie or the mystery gold box?  All Cena could do is look on… He wishes he had the mystery gold box…  All Rey could do is laugh, and thank God that he never had a haircut from Eddie when he was drunk.  Reason #619 why it’s cool to have a blind girlfriend- She has never seen anyone as “big” as you.  Reason #093 why it’s cool to have a blind girlfriend- AMBUSH THREESOME!!! But the poor ref has to stay in the ring.  As Jamie San catches the fly, he smiles. He can now go back to his Yung Dragon gimmick.  By god! She was never blind! Someone just tapped cardboard on the inside of her overcool bulky sunglasses!  Yes, Brock did say he wouldn’t kill anyone… but “accidents” do happen…  No Brock. Just because you do a half assed “Walls Of Jericho” does NOT mean you’re even half as cool as him.  Whoever told this guy that kissing Rhyno’s ass was the way to get ahead must be laughing right now. Quote:
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01-29-2004, 10:01 PM
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 SmackDown’s alternative to the Nitro Girls.  Yes! Everybody! Crush Kurt Angle in the corner!  Reason #0.4 why it’s cool to be a 7 foot hoss- You don’t see what the hell Cena is doing with his hands.  Vince: Hmmm… He’s not quite over…. Not quite a hoss…. IT’S RIKISH’S FAULT RATINGS ARE GOING DOWN!!!  Do they really have to keep Cena down like this?  Rikishi helps Shelton out of the ring before McMachon can claim him to be part of The Cruistorian.  The sky wench is only two seconds away from the most brutal wedgie ever.  Into it’s third day the Iron Man staring contest was tied at 3 to 3, and they only had one more day left.  Now isn’t Eddie a good person! He’s showing Hardcore Holly how to do his elevated spine buster!  Eddie: Dos Cervesa! And make it quick, ese, or Paul will put you back on Velocity! Rhyno: you stupid mother fucker… Eddie: What did you just say! Rhyno: I said “I’m faster than a trucker!”  Knowing that Triple H likes his steaks on the rare side, Kurt makes an offer to the Alter Of Helmsly that is still squirming.  Eddie looks up, and thanks God that Triple H was busy making plans to burry Chris Beniot, and was too busy to accept Kurt’s offering.  Kurt’s “Sideflip Nutshot” didn’t go over that well…  But it really did hurt like hell. |
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01-29-2004, 10:26 PM
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Let's just say, the WWE's side project, "West Side StoryDown!" wasn't a huge hit. Wow, talent seemed to attract towards the Big Show like an injury on Holly! OH, ZING TWO!  Show hated the "Hey, who's the weather up there?" jokes. You know what, the weather sucked you Eminem wannabe. The WWE had pay cuts, and this sure as hell was the damnedest looking crystal ball I had ever seen. Can you find Waldo? Hell, even Shelton botched the cross body block. At least he HIT the guy he was aiming for. Eddie: I love you. Billy: Been there, played that.. Time to see who's jet rockect went faster. Angle was bound as hell to get Eddie over with a Hurricarana, no matter how many times he did the damn thing wrong. How did those little rat bastard cruisers do it? The quarter Angle set for a trap had worked, and the shiny coin caught Eddie's eye. When Twister goes bad. Eddie: Is that light out? Here we see both men execute a "Junk Crunch." It soon hit Eddie. He was setenced to "Death by Exclamation Point." Damn that Hunter... |
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01-30-2004, 03:35 AM
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Let's just say, the WWE's side project, "West Side StoryDown!" wasn't a huge hit. [QUOTE=Fryza] |
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01-29-2004, 10:32 PM
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We are the bears, the shufflin crew..... Kurt Angle knew better than to participate in the Royal Rumble Orgy Cena: I'm more talented, better looking, I run faster, and draw better than you Show: I'm a hoss Cena: Dammit oh I just got it, Ass to the face of Mr. Ass, thats funny The WWE has too much money if they have Cena look-a-like doormats for the ring Rikishi: NO SHELTON DONT!!! Shelton: MY PRECIOUS!!!! Thank god for Eddie, the aliens from ID4 didn't like Billy too much I know the Rumble takes a lot of time but the ring is no place to take a dump Worst. Tarantula. Ever. HHH's center of gravity started to pull in Eddie, Angle graciously gave him his leg for support Figure-wrestling didn't go over too well After Eddie paid homage to the Helmsley god, now he has to pay homage to the porcelan god |
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01-29-2004, 11:29 PM
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01-29-2004, 11:09 PM
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Instead of fighting angle first, they Teamed up to beat the master of the rings! Angle ducks out of harms way You can't defeat me only one of your legs work A spy! He's in with angle! The master of the rings finishes off Cena and dies The spy takes out one of angles emenys eddie: your not the goddess! Taking out the spy made angle angry Eddie almosts throws angle out of the blue ring of power Angle almost kills our hero Eddie realises he can not throw angle out He looks up and finds Triple H's sacraficing alter Eddie thorws angle up To the ulter Eddie our hero (while hearing angle scream) is now the King of the rings |
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01-29-2004, 10:13 PM
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Fthagn?
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Vince: So, in the "interest of fairness," YOU'RE A..HOMOOOOO John never liked it when Dawn would throw herself at him....when she was drunk I mean.. The 2004 WWE Calendar posses were under way, and a beautiful low invisible crucifixation by D. Basham.. SmackDown! would have been brought to you by the letter "L" if these two morons hadn't mess it up. Paul: How do you like the new "WWE SmackDown! Golden TV of Telling?" Angle: Well, it's pretty co....wait, this is a popcorn popper.. Dawn: Told you Paul. ...why...the hell is picture six on here twice? Oh well. Cena's reaction to Dawn uttering the words "I'm drunk AND pregnant!" Eddie: Pssst...Rey...who is this guy? Is this Shark Boy without his mask? Though it seems out of place, Rey HAD to do his ceremonial "spin yourself 'til you're dizzy." Why did the Nidia cross the word? Because women suck at driving! ZING! Jamie: Please, this stuff isn't so sti...okay, how do I unglue my hands? The crowd didn't really like Nidia's version of "I will always love you." Of course, when you're singing it to your chest, it's hard to get a good reaction.. This is way you don't cuddle with Brock. Brock must have caught HardcoreHollititis. Here we see him botching the F-5. The WWE decided that Rhyno could have a "Kiss My Ass Club" of his own, as long as he jobbed the match while getting kissed. Somewhere in a random bathroom sweeping the floors, an angry Ultimo Dragon is cussing under his mask. |
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01-29-2004, 10:47 PM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Much like Hardcore Holly, I blotched what I was going for... Yeah, while cutting and pasting to get my Cruisertoian posts on there, I goffed, edited the HTML, so the pic is there now.
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01-29-2004, 10:47 PM
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Hey Paul, what's that on your shirt? GOTCHA! HAHAHA. The ref can't resist the urge to assist in 3-Ding Rey. Let's go kick Michael Cole's ass. He had no choice since he was in a headlock but to cast a headshrinking spell. Paul Heyman renacts a scene from the Devil's Advocate and will rule the world if Kurt Angle and Dawn spawn the Antichrist. The T-1000 strikes again as Dawn's boob grows a metal weapon and stabs Cena, stopping him in his tracks. Rey swears he didn't sh** on this guy's head. The ref looks on nervously while trying to feed the spidermonkies. Cousin It interferes, proclaiming that the Cruiserweight title is rightfully his. Dear god, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here... Dear god, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here... The two headed giant struggled with racism. |
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01-29-2004, 10:47 PM
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Ball So Hard University
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Brock decides to try the position McMahon was telling him about backstage. Superglue strikes again! Ya do the hokey pokey... Angle: (laughing)...You idiots, that's not Trish, that's Shannon Moore! Cena unzips to show that his wang is the head of a black man! Billy sees that Rikishi's buttcrack had indeed been sewn shut. But Big show unzips to reveal that his penis is a long blue cable! Forrest is desperate to bring Bubba back to safety. Oh Billlllllllllllllllly... It is clear that this contest cannot be decided with our knowledge of the force, but our skills with the light saber. Kurt checks Eddie for tics. I'll bite your legs off! Angle: NO, I cannot allow you to be eliminated. You NEED to be pushed. Eddie: But I'm afraid of change... An assassin under the guise of a fan sheathes his weapon, seeing that Guererro is still in. Eddie uses Kurt as a battering ram in an attempt to shatter the glass ceiling once and for all. (Laughing so hard it hurts) Benoit is gonna be sooooo jealous that I get to job to Lesnar. |
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01-30-2004, 06:06 PM
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When the Torture Racked gets botched, you know something has gone horribly wrong. When Vince said there "Was a leak in the ring," Brock took it a bit literally. |
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01-29-2004, 10:30 PM
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A good 1 would have been when that guy interviewed Vince backstage would be
Vince:Hey kid you got a nice smile. Vince is a miceal Jackson in training as seen here. |
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01-29-2004, 10:51 PM
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Spammy Certified
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King of the Rings
King of the rings
Vince: We need some one able to destory angle! Paul: Maybe we could use some cruiser weights The cruiser weights died in an epic battle The word was sent to every one to stop fighting So they could defeat angle Most of them ignored Kurt poisoned the gold ring wish his jobbing spell Cena's knee cap shaterd eddie moved and the spell hit a mexican jamie asked a goddess if he could come back to life... But her favors were with Rey Jamie prayed that she would choose him But she showed her face and jamie vaporized The messanger asked brock if he would defeat angle But brock was racist Charlie trys to take out angles beast Stay tuned for part 2 Last edited by Savio; 01-29-2004 at 11:12 PM. |
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01-30-2004, 10:06 PM
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For the last time, Paul, even though he's the most entertaining guy on Raw and he's more over with the fans than the champ could ever dream of being, RVD's an ECW guy, so he's not getting pushed! Sadly, due to a sceduling mix up, a match fans actually care about will be on Velocity. Paul London wanted to do the world's first over the top turnbuckle northern lights suplex. Kurt finally was able to watch tv and wondered how in the HELL New England and Carolina made the Super Bowl. So when The Rock comes back, his hair will probably look like this. John Cena finally hit puberty. Jamie Noble's new Total Package gimmick seems a bit unoriginal. Rey was a bit upset that he was cut by the Panthers. He would have been a great offensive lineman!  Jamie needed help breaking that stubborn ringpost in half. Rey had to resist the urge to look up a blind girl's skirt. Jamie decided Lex Luger's gimmick sucked, so he tried HBK's. The world was shocked to learn that Nidea wasn't blind, just stoned off her ass. "So, Brock, any chance I'll win the title long before I've earned it?" Most wrestling fans agree Brock's version of the Sharpshooter was even worse than The Rock's. |
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01-30-2004, 10:32 PM
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No matter how embarassing, Charlie Haas couldn't resist the smell of strawberry, chicken soup, and Rhino ass. "..it's electric, boogy woogy woogy..." The Smackdown battle royal featured a variety of talent as well as the Big Show. Luckily, Big Show is a gentile giant and waited patiently as John Cena relieved himself. Sadly, this picture is misleading. Rikishi was able to pull of an excellent combination victory roll/hurricanrana. by killing anyone with talent, Big Show wanted to make it clear that wrestling had no place in wrestling. For the first time ever, Rikishi carried another wrestler in a match. In a rare culture exchange, Billy explained how to put on Chaps as Eddy showed the principals of a columbian neck tie. Soon after this pucture was taken, Norm MacDonald wondered why the hell everyone was singing. Kurt realized this was the greatest wedgie oppertunity in the world. Eddy retaliated by tying Kurt's boot to the rope. But Kurt contined on with the old coochie cu on the foot. then they both tried a painful titty twister but more painfully missed. 30 minutes later, Eddy was still feeling the effects of the botched prank. Fortunately, the Smackdown roster always had Dawn Marie ready to kiss the boo-boo. |
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01-29-2004, 11:19 PM
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Now thats what I call a trilogy...
...Reps for every one!
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01-29-2004, 11:23 PM
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Who is that guy? |
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01-30-2004, 12:06 AM
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If it's a legit question, he's a Mexican boxer who won a few titles. I don't know his name off hand, but he's uber-popular in Mexico. |
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01-31-2004, 01:00 AM
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01-31-2004, 02:19 AM
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Hey, just go for a caption sometime. I mean, no one gets any better by saying they're not funny. I'll admit when I started I sucked. Now, I'm half a step above sucking! If ya wanna go for it, go for it. Who the hell is holding you down (beside Triple H?) On another note, I'm gonna take down the raining laughing faces. That's my HTML... Thought it would only rain in the reply I sent to Corky's caption... |
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01-30-2004, 12:19 AM
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I haven't looked at the captions yet, but you ought to wait until SD! is over before you start posting them.
Or else everyone's taken my jokes. Back to watching SD! and the "Royal Rumble" (I thought a ROYAL Rumble involved 30 people... and that if it was just 15, it'd be more like a Battle Royal, but I guess if it's a timed entry, it can be called a Royal Rumble). |
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VINCE: I'm Vince McMahon, dammit! And when I say pull my finger, you say "how high?" PAUL: That doesn't make any se-- VINCE: Silence, peon! Doug's impression of a slave rowing a Viking longboat was WAY over with the crowd, but Paul wasn't crazy about it. Once again, through interpretive dance, WWE superstars (and a ref) try to tell Vince to "Get The 'F' Back In." KURT: I don't know. Remember the last time people opened the Ark, and everybody's faces melted and stuff? Better leave it be. Eddie Guerrero introduced Rey Mysterio to legendary luchador El Cabeza de Poop. DAWN: Oh, thank you, Paul! This John Cena doll is soooooooooo lifelike. Is it...anatomically correct? *Unzips pants* Oooh. Word life. Worst. Fameasser. Ever. JAMIE: Look, ma! I'm swimmin'! O'HAIRE: Okay, so they shrunk me, gave me a stupid coat, and made me get breast implants, but at least I'm out of my cage. REY: Ooh, a quarter! REF: Jamie, what are you doing down there? JAMIE: We're just playing. REF: What game? JAMIE: "Let's Break Rey In Half." JAMIE: Good God, Sean! It's like you have a third leg! O'HAIRE: You're not telling me anything I didn't already know. JAMIE: That's the LAST time I go to church with Rhyno! After Sean O'Haire was allowed on network television, the curse was lifted, and he transformed into a beautif--uh...prett--moderately attractive woman! BROCK: TINKY WINKY IS NOT GAY! BROCK: TUBBY CUSTARD DOES NOT TASTE LIKE POO! Charlie "Lunch Guesser" Haas debuted his new gimmick. Damn you, Fryza, for taking my WSS joke! While the SmackDown superstars awaited the Big Show's arrival, Rhyno got distracted by the pretty lights. RHYNO: Okay, Kurt. We'll have your foot out of there in no time. Everybody grab part of the Show and pull! KURT: AH! My foot! SHOW: AH! My ass! SHOW: That's right. "John Cena Thud." That's the noise you made when I threw you out of the Rumble. CENA: You can't see my word bubbles! GUNN: Dude, your cheeks look more like a forehead. SHOW: Yeah, you wait there. Lemme throw out Sparky and Mrs. Palumbo, and I'll be right with you. The kid on the right side indicates how many people actually thought Rikishi might win the SmackDown Rumble. -WWE SUPERSTARS RE-CREATE THE SIMPSONS- BILLY: Okay, Grampa, time to go to bed. EDDIE: But I'm not tired! BILLY: Come on. Do you need to poop? EDDIE: Always. Kurt and Eddie give Stevie the dreaded wishbone. Brock's new rule that he would only defend against people who could perform the Alabamaslam presented Eddie with a unique challenge. KURT: So, wait. You're saying the shin bone's connected to the KNEE bone? KURT: And the foot bone's connected to the ankle bone? EDDIE: There is no ankle bone. KURT: And the crotchbo-- EDDIE: Okay, that's it, ese. I'm throwin' you out. Eddie wept. He should have humored Kurt. And now he'd never see his lower legs again. EDDIE: Hey, why does that safe have "Property of HHH" written on it? And why is it...oh, no. |
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Vince: "And so, when you're playin Operation, if you take out this bone here, the alarm goes off and you lose! But I never lose! I wuv that game!" Heyman: "Um... I think you've spent a little too much time off television..." Danny had that "Uh oh, I think I have Hardcore Holly Disease" look on his face. Why couldn't he operate that dang Paul London Wheelbarrow??? Well, plunging your head into someone's chest and biting his heart out was certainly ONE way to win... Kurt wasn't too pleased when he found out what Dawn had done with his real gold medals. Eddie: "I don't get it, homes. Why does everyone keep on making head poop jokes about Jorge when Mysterio's mask looks like it's MADE of shit?" Yeah, the Cenabot sometimes stiffens up. But Dawn likes it stiff. One of these days, Noble would get F-5 right. Upon seeing the cameraman on the left photographing the butt of the cameraman right next to him, Jamie Noble lost his composure and collapsed on the second rope in laughter. Leave to Noble to be the most intense stretching instructor ever. Shame on those Cruiserweights! Not even stopping during their match to help a blind lady cross the street! With the Noble/Nidia angle now over and Jamie with no real direction in the storylines, of course he'd pray for an escape from vendor duty... or worse, O'Haire Cage Cleaner! I must say, Shannon looks ravishing with those highlights! Damn you, Always450 for stealing the perfect setup for a "Brock Lesnar 'I Kill You!'" joke! Eventually, the WWE writers came up with a role for all non-TV wrestlers: snuggletoy. Lesnar was determined to be more ferocious stretch instructor than Noble... or kill someone trying... Now wasn't the best time for Haas to check for hemorrhoids. The WWE version of the Spiderman dance troupe was damn impressive. Scientists seized this rare opportunity to study a real, live black hole in a controlled environment. Cena hated those dreams where he was wrestling and all of the sudden he realized he was naked. Big Show: "This isn't a dream." Cena: "What? It's not?" *looks down* "Oh SHIT!" *runs* Big Show: "Yup. It's big all over! Now I'm going to show you one of those innuendos!" Cena: "Ahhhhhhh!!! Michael Jackson!!!!" Billy just knew the "I'm an ass man" lyrics would come back to haunt him someday. Cole: "Enough, Big Show! You already raped Cena! Do you really have to hold him down too???" Rikishi was sooooo hungry... and Shelton's thigh just looked so juicy... Indeed, Mark Henry Disease was spreading. Eddie: "Tell another story, Uncle Billy!" Gunn: "Okay, but this is the last one! Once there was a really fast mouse named Speedy..." The crowd was confused. Why were Eddie and Kurt just standing around doing the Donkey Kong Dance? That's the great thing about Eddie. He gets EVERYONE over! OR Kurt Angle certainly didn't need Eddie's help. He could get over easily on his own. OR It took Angle a few times to get the Tarantula right. OR Things turned tragic when Angle's fart rocket chose that exact moment to misfire. OR Eddie: "Are they okay?" Angle: "Yes, the back of your boots are still clean." Today's SmackDOWN! is brought to you by the letter 'H.' Angle: "Did Corky just say H?" Eddie: "H?" Angle: "H!" Yup, Angle's turning heel alright. Reverting back to his shoe thief days. Angle wasn't too keen on the idea of using him to "mark the twain" of the glass ceiling. Eddie: "They taste like... quemando!" "This one's for you, Sean my friend! This one's for you!" |
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Even Eddie can't figure out where these blueish green smileys are falling from when he visits the Smackdown Caption Forum. |
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Since I just noticed that Cork's been pimpin' for his own "Best Of..." series in the Best Captions thread, I nominate these:
Kurt wasn't too pleased when he found out what Dawn had done with his real gold medals. Shame on those Cruiserweights! Not even stopping during their match to help a blind lady cross the street! Billy just knew the "I'm an ass man" lyrics would come back to haunt him someday. Yup, Angle's turning heel alright. Reverting back to his shoe thief days. "This one's for you, Sean my friend! This one's for you!" |
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Vince: "I don't think so, Paul... it's a C-cup at best." After a few practice sessions, Danny and Paul were almost ready to hit the operahouse with their rendition of Swan Lake. The beating was so bad that Paul crapped a WWE logo out his ass. Kurt: "Can't argue with you there, Dawn. That is the biggest chocolate I've ever seen." Meeting the Dalai Lama and Hannibal Lecter should have been clues enough, but when Midget Steve Austin climbed up onto his shoulder, Eddie figured he was in the middle of another tequila-induced dream. Dawn: "So why don't you and me go to the back room and..." Cena: "Shhh. 'Friends' is on." Noble: "No way, Rey! That invisible hoagie is mine!" While Jamie entertains Nidia with a puppet show, the sick cameraman tries to take a peek under Nidia's coat. Noble: "Damn, Rey. That Rhyno got you good this time." Little did Jamie know that Nidia used her Magic Walking Stick to strike him down with a storm of blue fireballs. "Here is the church, and here is the steeple, open the doors and... dammit, how do I get the 'people' inside the church again?" After "Gigli", Jennifer's career hit an all time low. If you think you have a hard time when you wake up in the morning, remember the story of poor Orlando Jones... The lessons may be hard, but once you got through the Brock School of Acrobatics, you will learn how to walk with your hands. For once, Rhyno's prank backfires. Rhyno: "It's bend... and snap! Bend... and SNAP! C'mon, girls, you're not even trying!" The moment Kurt Angle screamed "Look! A penny!", everybody scrambled. Show: "Dammit, John. Will you at least wear pants when you get into the ring?" The worst part was when Rikishi made his cheeks "sing" for Billy. Show: "So are you going to get this gum off my shoe or what?" Things got ugly when Rikishi mistook Shelton's leg for a roast beef. As Eddie sat there, a tear slowly trickled down his eye. Billy had grown up... to be... a MAN. To the fans' delightful surprise, the Smackdown Royal Rumble ended with a dance-off. But, Vince, being Vince, decided to augment the match with an in-house wind tunnel. Eddie: "Olympic athletes first." Kurt: "Why thank you for lifting the ring ropes, Eddie. You're a class act, all the way.... Waaaait a minute." Kurt: "Tell me, God Almighty... are these Adidas, or was Eddie just yanking my chain?" As Kurt began to sprout wings, Eddie knew he had only seconds to throw him out before he transformed into Super Angle Z. Eddie: "Dammit! I knew I shouldn't've bet on Gunn to win the Rumble!" Eddie: "Thanks for the win, God! If there's anything you need..." God: "Do you remember that Brady Bunch episode where Greg makes Peter his slave? It's on tonight. Tape it." *apologies for the Family Guy reference* |
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So did you guys like king of the rings?
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Okay, having read the captions now, I think Always450 gets the nod for this round's most efficient captioneer, with basically all good ones and several REALLY good ones.
But Loopy's "crotchbone" had me weeping, so.... Always450 by a hair. Loopy's gracious. He'll understand (unless he turns heel). |
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Kurt: "Shit guys! Ze Dawn: "But I'm le tired!" Kurt: "All right, then take a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Paul: "Wow, when'd you turn French?" |
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^ Good. I'm not the only one going crazy then, LOL.
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