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Stickman
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So I almost watched TNA last night
But I didn't. I was flipping channels and stopped on TNA. The first thing I heard was something about Team Sting and Team 3D and Team Jarrett and Team Circle Jerk. How many fucking Teams are there? Since I got bored as soon as I heard Team Sting I flipped back to Dallas Swat.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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No offense, but that's a pretty stupid reason to turn the channel.
Team 3D is what TNA calls the Dudley Boyz (since WWE owns the rights to the "Dudley" name). Team Canada is a recurring stable made up of Canadians. Jarrett's Army and Sting's Warriors are temporary teams set up for a War Games-style eight-man match at the next PPV. For WWE's sake, I hope you're a little more patient in November when they start talking about Survivor Series teams. "I started hearing about Team Angle and Team JBL and Team Michaels and Team McMahon and I just changed the channel. How many fucking teams are there?" |
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I'm ok with the WWE having "Team this" and "Team that", but that's only for November, because of Survivor Series. But TNA has them permanently. The stables are "Team something". The only TNA stable I've heard of that doesn't start with "Team" is AMW. ![]() |
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R.I.P Tanner
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Plus, there's the Naturals, the Diamonds in the Rough, the James Gang, LAX... The X Cup teams are also "Teams," but again that's along the same lines of the Survivor Series, wherein they're named for what they have in common (in this case, nationality). |
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R.I.P Tanner
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![]() It'll be worse if he flicks on during the X cup. "I flicked on to iMPACT!, and all I hear is Team 3D, Team Japan, Team USA, Team UK, Team Canada, so forth." |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Ah, I miss the old school SS, where they had 3 or 4 classic SS style matches. I'd like to see that again, not just one classic SS match. |
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Stickman
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I probably turned the channel for more subconcious reasons such as the fact that TNA is terrible....Yeah, so is WWE, but I can't stand TNA.
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#9 |
He's Here
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I almost watched TNA last night, but then I realized that if I record TNA I don't record Leno.
I made my choice. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Listening to the Dudleys do a Toby Keith impression's a pretty good reason though. Almost had me shut off the TV a couple weeks back
Missed this TNA. totally forgot about it. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Agreed. The chest-thumping red-white-and-blue shit was hard enough to stomach in 2002 (you know, back when "United We Stood"), but now it's almost nauseating. I was losing interest in the 3D/Canada feud until they brought back "Runt" (
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Yeah, this whole "US vs Canada" thing has always been pretty retarded anyway. Now they're just making it dumber. Aside from wearing camo, what do the Dudleyz have to do with anything American? Spike might make things interesting, but I'm fearing for the worst. Kinda like when I expected big things from Sting, and he quit. |
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BISONICA
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I'm surprised Jarrett's pseudo-erotic nWo isn't called Team Jarrett.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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I thought for a while they were calling it Planet Jarrett, but now they're saying it's Jarrett's Army. They might as well call it "Where Upper-Midcard Pushes Go To Die."
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Unnecessarily awesome
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Damn Adult Swim, made me forget all about TNA
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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It was one thing when the WWF did "USA vs. Canada" in 1997, because it was a logical extension of the Austin/Hart feud. But it's been done over and over and over again over the last decade with no reason other than "you're Canadian, so you must HATE AMERICA!"
-EDIT- Oh, hey, this is my 7,500th post. |
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Because if we don't drill for oil in Alaska and cut taxes for the rich, then al Qaeda will bomb us for our freedoms again! |
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#25 |
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How original is "Team Canada", though? Forget the genericness of it, how many fucking "Team Canada" named stables have there been?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You and me both FF. You and me both.
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"Ask him!"
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Yeah, Texans with guns shooting shit is much more intelligible than an utterly confusing and intellectually frustrating Team Sting vs. Team Jarrett feud. Agh! We're simple people for fuck's sake, TNA! Stop convoluting shit with so many confusing storylines like a heel group vs. a face group! It's very difficult. People like Stickman are being turned off by this. |
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#29 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Wow. You really do become a total retard anytime someone questions TNA, don't you?
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Long live Latino Heat!
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Did anyone else notice that they said Jerry Lynn was the former captain of "Team USA"?
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R.I.P Tanner
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Boss
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Why does everyone have such a phobia of drilling in Alaska? This is totally off topic, but someone explain to me why we shouldn't drill for oil in Alaska, but every other state it's a free game.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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We'd be tearing up a place with no real indication that there's any oil down there in the first place, all to support an addction to oil we should be curbing in the first place. |
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why not drill in Yosemite Nat. park. or Yellowstone?
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...it's not about Alaska, it's about where in Alaska.
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Boss
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Boss
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So the entire fucking state of Alaska should be labled a national park.
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Stickman
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It's amazing that the price of oil is so high yet the top dogs of the oil companies are making billions of dollars. You'd think, after all these years, after all the advancement of technology that we wouldn't need oil anymore. But no, not the case. I'm not a big conspiracy thinking kind of guy, but this makes me wonder.
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He's Here
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Wow, this is the most off topic we've ever been. Forget going from Bret Hart's carrer to Goldberg's streak, now we're going from almost watching TNA to talking about oil.
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