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LOL!!!!
Taken from some other forum (http://www.futuremark.com/forum/show....php?t=23914):
br0kenrabbit says: hi Greg_ValveOLS says: good evening br0kenrabbit says: What's ip? br0kenrabbit says: up? Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team br0kenrabbit says: On MSN? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes ![]() br0kenrabbit says: Why? Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information br0kenrabbit says: My information? Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you? br0kenrabbit says: No. I don't even have it written down. Greg_ValveOLS says: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format? br0kenrabbit says: Well... Greg_ValveOLS says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L ![]() br0kenrabbit says: Well Greg_ValveOLS says: dont worry this connect it secure br0kenrabbit says: Can I be honest with you, Greg? Greg_ValveOLS says: k br0kenrabbit says: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either. br0kenrabbit says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see. Greg_ValveOLS says: huh? Greg_ValveOLS says: bs br0kenrabbit says: Trace it. Greg_ValveOLS says: how br0kenrabbit says: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter. Greg_ValveOLS says: oh k br0kenrabbit says: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password. br0kenrabbit says: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why? br0kenrabbit says: Have you read the ToS? Greg_ValveOLS says: Tod? Greg_ValveOLS says: tos br0kenrabbit says: terms of service Greg_ValveOLS says: were? br0kenrabbit says: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why br0kenrabbit says: I just told you why Greg_ValveOLS says: ![]() br0kenrabbit says: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay? Greg_ValveOLS says: k br0kenrabbit says: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxx xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Is this you? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Are you the only user of this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Okay, and what is the username Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Okay. br0kenrabbit says: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. ![]() Greg_ValveOLS says: some. dude Greg_ValveOLS says: m br0kenrabbit says: Do you always log on from the same IP? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: And who is your internet providers, your ISP? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information. Greg_ValveOLS says: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite? br0kenrabbit says: What is your city of residence? br0kenrabbit says: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Illinios? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes br0kenrabbit says: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off. Greg_ValveOLS says: why br0kenrabbit says: So I can update your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: can I play 2 nite Greg_ValveOLS says: clan fight Greg_ValveOLS says: wont win without me heh br0kenrabbit says: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Give me just a moment. br0kenrabbit says: Try to log in now. Greg_ValveOLS says: k Greg_ValveOLS says: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@? br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: did u ban me???????????>WHY br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: what br0kenrabbit says: Valve will never ask for your username and password. Greg_ValveOLS says: what???? br0kenrabbit says: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt. Greg_ValveOLS says: omg dude wtf why? br0kenrabbit says: Why were you trying to steal my account? Greg_ValveOLS says: i wanst br0kenrabbit says: Then why were you asking for my information? Greg_ValveOLS says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it br0kenrabbit says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: dude pleas Greg_ValveOLS says: what br0kenrabbit says: Go mow some yards, bitch. THE OPTIMISTS! 'Seeing the light in bad booking' Current members: Dave Youell Alienoid06 Impact! The Optimist And our newest member: Helmsphere ![]() |
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#2 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
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LOL.
Not sure why it's in the video game forum, but LOL nonetheless. |
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Thought this was the best place for it |
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Jesus, you don't even know what games Valve has made. Apparently Halo 2 is on the PC now as well. |
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#5 |
King of Love and Piss
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OMG lol
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#6 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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lol
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#7 |
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Hi-C.............
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#8 |
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Sorry, I meant Half Life 2, not Halo
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#9 |
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Wow, way to overreact there Ill Duce.
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#10 |
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Maybe you should request your name be changed to Ill Douche'.
Oh Snap. |
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#11 |
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Il Duce are you perhaps 13?
Is this you? |
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lol
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#13 |
Angel Headed Hipster
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Nice.
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#14 |
Retired Prolly.
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lol
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#15 |
All That Jazz
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LOL @ this thread
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#16 |
History's Greatest, Mr. E
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wonderful
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#17 |
love yourself
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LOL
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Second City Saint
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Pretty funny.
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#20 |
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WWKD's terribly unoriginal comment cancels yours out automatically.
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#22 |
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What?
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#23 |
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Wow, cranky and naive too. It was suppose to be terrible and unoriginal. Hence why it was followed by "Oh Snap."
You seem to be taking things a bit too seriously there chief. |
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#24 |
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You are 13!!!!
OMFG what are the chances of finding the dumb kid that actually did this! WOW! |
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![]() You all have odd ideas of what's "serious". Cranky, maybe. But too serious? Hardly. It's not my fault if WWKD has absolutely no idea that Valve is a gaming company (thus making this subject suited for the Video Game forum), and Dave happened to make a 'typo' (we'll just call it that) which made him appear equally uneducated in the gaming industry. Since this is the Video Game forum, and is really no different than the Casual forum with exception of the topics discussed, I chose to respond in a way most familiar to the posting styles found in the Casual forum. Blame the Casual forum for instilling seemingly 'angry' posting habits in me. When someone says something stupid there, people tend to point it out, so it only came naturally to point out a stupid comment here. Obviously, you're all familiar with the posting style found in the Casual forum judging by your replies, so I don't think I need to go into detail about it. Thank you for your time. |
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It was meant to be funny, you didn't think it was, fine. Go listen to My Chemical Romance instead. I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself. |
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#27 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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That guy was a dumbass!
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#28 |
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Cranky, naive, and far too serious. Going for the triple play, aren't ya?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I doubt this is real. I've seen similar (almost verbatim) "conversations" from other online game services for a couple of years now. Odds are, they changed the names and the company and line of games.
In any event, still funny. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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At least Il Duce didn't overreact, tho.
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#33 |
love yourself
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lol Il Duce
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Obviously over their heads.
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Anger
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Il Duce is good, get off his dick.
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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