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Smitten for Kittens
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Mass Effect: Virtual orgasmic rape just the push of a button away?
http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/K...&comments=true
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I fucking dare you to find some solid logic in that entire article.
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You mean to tell me its not a comedic article? It has to be...
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Furthermore, he responds to criticism: http://kevinmccullough.townhall.com/...6-295599024191
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I just like that he wants to be taken seriously using phrases like "the fruit of the loom droopy drawers living in the basement."
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Herp a derp, and so on
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The "virtual world" that "engulfs" you in video games is no different than the world that engulfs you when reading a book, getting into a movie you're watching, or anything else entertaining.
And yeah I thought this guy was joking at first. Now I realize he's just a joke. |
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Listen to Killer Mike
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His whole argument is retarded..
Simple fact of the matter is, video games are rated, just like movies.. If parents are too stupid, lazy, or uninvolved enough to allow their child to buy whatever they want, it's their fault not the game manufactuors.. |
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Just Some Guy
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........wait, how do I make Mass Effect do this?
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Oy vey.
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Lord of all Manors
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I'm pretty sure most fifteen year old boys nowadays still get thier jollies from stolen or free or found porn. Not blue aliens in a computer game.
Fucking cretin. |
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Lord of all Manors
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I got shepard to nail the asari chick last night, and after seeing the afore mentioned scene that whole rant looks even more retarded.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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See, I don't even know what he's talking about, but it doesn't take much to figure out he's blowing shit way out of proportion. I mean, I have almost no faith in the ratings system, and almost no faith in the video game industry. However comma, They wouldn't get away with this. Really. After Hot Coffee and such, it'd be all over the news, rather than being unveiled weeks later by some jerkoff who screams at "nerds."
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Retired Prolly.
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Wait, what, you can rape people in Mass Effect?
Time to go steal my sister's boyfriend's 360 and Mass Effect again. |
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You can get one scene in the game where dramatic Lifetime-esque sex ensues. Like, passion music starts up, they touch each other's faces, it cuts away suggestively... then there's some more intriguing camera angles and obscured kissing. The most you see is some ass for like, a second and a half.
If you're a chick and you romance another chick, then this part of the game involves two chicks. It's really a testament to equal rights and shit. I'll dig up a Youtube of it when I feel less lazy. |
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Keep in mind, I haven't played Mass Effect, nor do I own a 360. I saw the whole scene on YouTube after reading the article. It took me all of four seconds to conclude that he's full of shit, and all of four minutes to find proof of it. How the fuck do people come up with things that are so ridiculously wrong?
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Herp a derp, and so on
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It took me one second to conclude that he's full of shit.
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To be fair, I was reading the article at seven in the morning.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The guys at Penny-Arcade have been tearing this guy a new one.. lol
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Or is that the joke? I mean, maybe it's just me... it IS 6:42...
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I miss witty Jack...
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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God this game eats shit.
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Lord of all Manors
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tuney is our latest resident crack head....clearly.
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Smitten for Kittens
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Fox News has a fair and balanced take on the whole affair:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/u...es/163925.html |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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....That was sad, even by Fox standards.
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The best part is at the end, when it's like
"Parents have to keep up with what their kids are doing and shit" "Yeah, unfortunately" |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Yeah, unfortnuate you have to be parents.
BTW, is ME a third person shooter? I know it's an "Action RPG" bu they always described it as FPS style, whereas those clips made it look third person. I don't play FPS, but if it's third person I might give it a shot. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I love that that chick was sexed up for the cover of her book and was bitching about objectification.
I also love that she was talking as if kids were still the primary game players. And that she copped an attitude when asked if she had actually played the game. |
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Yeah, it's third person. It's basically Knights of the Old Republic without the Star Wars.
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It's like KotoR in a way, except that you actually aim.. there's no queuing up attacks like in KotoR. You can set how well the auto-aim works in the settings, so that it takes more aiming, or not much at all.
Basically it's a freaking sweet game. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I need visual examples of what they are talking about.
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#37 |
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There aren't any.
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'Cause they're idiots.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Damnit, how dare they get my republican blood all angeried up over nothing. Next time they want to attack smut, there had better be real smut to attack, and they are going to have to show me said smut first so I know it is real. I'm from missouri, the show me smut state.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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They usually angry up your blood without any real facts; why should today be any different?
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