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Tomko Gone Already ??
By Ryan Clark on Thursday, December 18th, 2008 at 7:25 PM EST
I can EXCLUSIVELY report that Tomko and WWE will likely be parting ways in the near future. The latest update I can give you is that Tomko was told by WWE officials that they were going to be putting him in a full body suit/mask so that fans would not know he was Tomko upon his return to the company. According to my sources, Tomko refused to do the gimmick if he was not able to be himself. Tomko feels he’s worked extremely hard to build up his current character and felt that a mask gimmick would not fit him right now. Tomko has asked for his release from the company and it’ll likely be given in the near future. ![]() |
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#2 |
Bringin' Back The Sexy
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I would have thought that this sort of thing would have been discussed and agreed upon prior to him signing with WWE.
Surely he would've asked the question: "OK, what plans do you have for me when I return?". If he didn't - more fool him. |
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#3 |
Get a poke on
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Let's just hope the suit wasn't as pricey as the Max Moon suit
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#4 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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"Hey Tomko, we want you to wear a full bodysuit and mask!"
Tomko: "No." *walks out door* |
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#5 |
He's Here
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It's Ryan Clark. This may as well say Tomko is from the Moon and lives in a base made of old wrestling gear.
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#6 |
You know that’s right
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The fact that this guy put "exclusively" in all caps makes me just a tad bit suspicious.
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#7 |
Bringin' Back The Sexy
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"Exclusively" for Ryan Clark means "no one else has such miniscule credibility to write this garbage".
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#8 |
Get a poke on
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His new gimmick is The Problem Causer
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#9 |
Bringin' Back The Sexy
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#10 |
I am the cheese
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Oh noes!
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#11 |
He's Here
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I don't know why but when I read "The Problem Causer" I thought of this promo:
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#12 |
A Property of Matter
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How about this promo?
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#13 |
Get a poke on
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How about this promo?
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#14 |
Get a poke on
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Prob should have watched Thed's video before I made my joke
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#15 |
A Property of Matter
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I was wondering if you would also GO THERE.
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#16 |
Doin' It Right
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lol problem child
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#17 |
They/Them
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Does a full body suit and mask sound ridiculous to anyone else?
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#18 |
I am the cheese
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#19 |
They/Them
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#20 |
Doin' It Right
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I can only imagine how uncomfortable it must be to wrestle in that suit and mask.
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#21 |
Get a poke on
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#22 |
I am the cheese
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just giving you some visual aid
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#23 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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#24 |
"Ask him!"
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#25 |
They/Them
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And just so we know who he is, his name is written all over the suit
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#26 |
Get a poke on
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Can someone photoshope "career" above the writing on his chest
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A full body suit would definitely need to be worn so that I would not know it was Tomko. I'd know those legs anywhere.
Honestly, while I doubt this is true, I don't see the benefit of it. Why would the WWE not want the fans to know it was Tomko? He got a pretty good reaction during his dark match against Paul "I'm back to generic red trunks" Burchill. Why cut that off? Oh right, because heaven knows we can't have guys being successful. I've also heard (more reliably) that Tomko is rumoured to have a hurt pectoral muscle, and that many believe he has been working through it, which is why his match against Burchill didn't impress Vince McMahon, and why he seems to be a little out of shape (it would limit his work out). |
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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If he really gets released, I will be so pissed. They keep guys like Mizark and that fucking leprechaun, but they can't stick with guys like Tomko who can actually wrestle? Fucking hell, man. |
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#29 |
Blander Than Ever
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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How is Ryan Clark supposed to report on Tomko's nip slip if he's wearing a full body suit?
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#32 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#33 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Fuck the WWE if this is true.
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#35 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#36 |
Smitten for Kittens
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Accusing gentle Ryan Clark of a misdeed?!
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#37 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Tomko is NOT pointless.
He's got a big pointy beard. |
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#38 |
Smitten for Kittens
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#39 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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too shay.
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I can sort of understand why Tomko wouldn't tell the WWE about his injury. If he thought he could work through it, then why wait until he is healthy to sign with the WWE? I mean, if he's going to heal up, get into shape, etc. before he signs, while he will look better when he turns up for work, it will take time that signing with the WWE now could have avoided.
Another thing is that guys get praised endlessly when they work through injuries. They look tougher, and more dedicated to putting on a show. Tomko might have felt that if he worked through it, the WWE would be proud of him. I'm hoping that this release talk is just so they can have Tomko turn up with Christian on WWE TV, and people will be surprised. Why put him in a dark match, anyway? To see how he tested with crowds, and whether or not a face Tyson Tomko would work in the WWE. Evidently, it seems to have potential. |
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