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It's High Noon!
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Yo Noid, here's your big chance man.
By Ryan Clark on Friday, January 22nd, 2010 at 11:42 AM EST
– WWE is looking to hire an Administrative Assistant for the writing team, audio engineer, a creative writer, assistant writer and on-air talent for announcing. You can get more information at http://www.wwe-careers.com ![]() Quote:
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A Property of Matter
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If you know how to write "Cena wins" you will get this job.
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Just a bro.
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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yeah, noid will make the best audio engineer in wrestling history
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Truthfully, out of those jobs, I probably would be best suited in the WWE for being an on-air announcer. Watch out, Jack Korpela! I don't have the Nickelodeon experience neccessary to write for the WWE.
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It's High Noon!
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Noid, I honestly think half of what you post is better than the shit they do on RAW. This is IMO of course.
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I do appreciate that, Ermax. Just be careful, if you say that too loud, someone will mock you for it.
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It's High Noon!
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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ermax and noid
sitting in a tree talkin' 'bout the wwe |
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Guest
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lol send them your plans on how you could make Val Venis a main event star
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Southern Hospitality
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I would write a book of Noid posts and watch it become a bestseller. Keep up the work.
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It's High Noon!
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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i looked through all that and at no point did i see the job for the guy that oils up the divas before showtime
ill have to keep checking back |
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"Why is it that you usually see one referee regularly get the Divas matches?" For years it seemed to be Jack Doan refereeing matches involving the ladies. Now it's "Noah Wilson" (the black ref) who gets to call a lot of them. Is there some sort of story behind this? |
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Celestia's Left Hand
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Totally applying for that on-air talent position.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Gonna apply for the writers job.
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Over Like Rover
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lol
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Just applied, used my Punk/Ryder feud in it.
In all honesty I think WWE could benefit from having a few outside consultants. Just someone who is given a discount on merch in exchange for their point of view. |
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It's High Noon!
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Plus who would know how to win over the net wrestling fans than one of their own?
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Celestia's Left Hand
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He's Here
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toothless aggression
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i applied. know i won't hear back, but oh well
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yeah nah good mate
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So, can someone explain to me what baby scouts doing in Ermaximus's sig? I don't get it.
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It's High Noon!
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Celestia's Left Hand
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"Ask him!"
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VINCE: I want to introduce you guys to the newest addition to the creative staff: Noid.
NOID: Thanks, Mister McMahon. VINCE: What kind of fresh ideas are you bringing to the table for us in this new year? NOID: Well, to be perfectly honest, I think that we missed the boat on a big star; a guy who could've been a Legend on par with Jack Briscoe and Pat Patterson. But I don't think it's too late; we just need to bring him back and start pushing him. VINCE: Who are you talking about? Kennedy? Umaga? NOID: Val Venis. VINCE & WRITING STAFF: .......... NOID: Right? VINCE: Get out. |
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He's Here
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Vince: ...Who are you REALLY talking about? Noid: Okay, get this... WrestleMania 27... Chris Jericho vs....... Doug Basham! Vince: ...Get out. |
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It's High Noon!
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Vince: I'm getting a little aggitated with you and it's your first day. Noid: Hear me out. I know who we need to push like a mega star to get everyone behind him and he'll be more over than anyone ever. Vince: More over than HHH? Cena? HBK? Who is it? Noid: Kaval! Vince: Kaval? You want to push Kaval? I'm listening. Noid: Kaval can come in and take out everyone. Taker, Khali, Kane, Big Show, Punk and Gallows, just make him a beast. Vince: Ok, this is what I'm talking about! Noid: He just has to do it while wearing a dress and claiming to be a tranny you once slept with Vince. Vince: Get the fuck out! |
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He's Here
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Vince: ...AND GET ME PERRY SATURN!
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Just a bro.
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I could see Vince doing the tranny storyline actually.
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It's High Noon!
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He's Here
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Sammy.
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Ballsy Badass
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interestling that WWE is hiring for the writing team...be interesting and surprised if they dont' pull some hollywood screenwriter or former mid known actor in to help write on their team...can anyone say and remember: Freddie Prince Jr??
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