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Old 12-27-2005, 03:00 PM   #1
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gimmicks of 2006...Preview
With the end of the year right around the corner, it's a time to reflect on the tasteless, outrageous, or just plain stupid gimmicks of 2005. At the same time, it is also time to look forward to where you see the WWE going in the next year.

Here's where I think they're going to go.

Steven Richards will get another PTC style push, in which he leads a group of Holocaust deniers. His motto will still be "I'll show you, you'll see!"

Undertaker/Kane will happen at WM 22 after Kane disrupts the Royal Rumble battle between Orton and Taker (The first ever two man elimination chamber). Kane will cut Undertaker in half with a backhoe two weeks prior, only to be turned into a bigger coward than Orton in the next two weeks.

Rey Mysterio beats Batista at WM with the help of his new partner, Eddie's ghost.

Murdoch will turn face, because if there's one constant in the business, it's that being ugly (Foley), senile (Flair), fat (Vis) or retarded (Cena) gets you over.

Angle will be caught smuggling WMDs to the insurgents in Iraq. Sadly, only half his fans will be disappointed in how low the angle's gotten.

Orton will actually have a sex change. Seriously, I've seen Divas stand up better to the Undertaker. Undertaker will rape him live on TV, and the fans will love it.

Vince will keep dropping Hart's name, wrestling a Valetine's day card. Then Hart's old motorcycle. Finally, he will eat a cow heart.

Edge will use an angry face and say everything as though entirely sarcastic. He's the new gay icon.

Trish is gonna get her ass kicked by Mickie's ex GF, a big honking deisel dyke.

Melina's just gonna get her ass and tits tattooed with censor bars.

Steve Austin will main event the Raw side of WM.

...At least, it'll be booked that way. Austin will walk out and Gilberg vs an old tampon will be pushed up in its place.

Cena will add the "LOL" (Leg-Over Lariat) to his roster of moves, and will team with Matt Hardy. Hardy's own moves will be renamed "OMG" and "WTF." They will then promptly commit suicide.

Tim White will return as sort of an Obi-Wan Kenobi character, guiding Triple H as Flair reveals that he is Hunter's father.

Shelton's extended family will make appearances, including his fifteen illegitimate children.

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”

--John Rogers
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Old 12-27-2005, 03:01 PM   #2
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Shelton will get buried. Become the first ever negative carder, jobber to the dark matches. Then he'll get fired, while whining to his mom.
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Old 12-27-2005, 07:51 PM   #3
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Old 12-27-2005, 08:47 PM   #4
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CM Punk will debut deaf...proving once and for all that whatever you read on the internet from a makeshift newssite must be true.
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:41 AM   #6
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Cena will join the army, Angle will become president of Afghanistan and continue their feud
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:54 AM   #7
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Steve Austin will return with a full head of hair and become the spokesperson for Simon Dean's new product, "Simon Says Grow".

JBL will introduce a new finisher, "The Stairway to Heaven", a top rope leg drop. He will then preach about how much Christians rule, which will be an inside joke on Christian.

Chris Jericho will debut with a new gimmick, similar to King Kong Bundy's "Five Count" gimmick. His tron will be a ref counting down from 5 backwards (the video being backwards as well) and he will demand that every match he has will have to end in a five count, claiming that it is a late millennium bug.

Randy Orton will have a gimmick dubbed "Mister Orton the WWE Poo" and will tell people to eat fiber. He will team with Simon Dean with "Blonde Stunner" Steve Austin managing.
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Old 12-28-2005, 10:11 AM   #8
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Mickie James will abduct Trish and tie her up in bondage.
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