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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Holy ass, TNA is hard to watch
So I was flipping through the channels, and TNA was having their monday night replay on Spike or whatever. So I says, lets give them another chance (this has to be up to like 10 now). I catch a match between Elix Skipper, Sonjay Dutt, and some dude named Maverick or something. Anyhow, the match reeked of crap. The wrestling was decent at best...well it wasn't really wrestling, I don't recall seeing an grappling, it was all striking and splashes. The announcing was god awful. It made me miss Tony Shivony get all gay over a scoop slam. I couldn't tell who was heel and who was face. Plus I'm sure the entire audience was a plant, not like 1 or 2, but the entire fucking thing. How could I tell, well the match sucked, but they were still cheering like it was Hogan vs. Rock. Plus, Elix did some sort of corkscrew plancha which is pretty common place now a days, and the crowd starts chanting TNA. It is one thing when Mike Awesome awesome bombs someone through a table on the floor from the middle of the ring and the crowd to chant ECW, but TNA chants for a rather common place move?
If I'm being to harsh, um, maybe they shouldn't suck. |
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Boss
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I LOVE BDC!
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I love TNA, but it's annoying as hell when they don't sell the moves.
Also yes the dueling crowd chants for lowcarders is terrible. |
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Don West is the only reason I watch iMPACT
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Ok, just watched another match, Abyss vs. some TNA jobber. You know you have to suck when TNA won't give you entrance music. Anyhow, the wrestling still sucked, and so did the announce, oh, but also this time the ref sucked.
Also, what the hell is Abyss, some sort of joke? Hey, I know what a good gimmick would be, lets combine Kane and Mankind with a touch of Cena (the chains), make him do a stupid little pose, and give him the poor man's Paul Bearer as a manager. That will get over right? The next match is going to be Konnan and some other jerks. Guess what, not watching it. Konnan sucked in WCW, and now that he is older and not as well paid how could he be any better? |
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Chris Daniels and Eric Young are really the only things worth watching in TNA...and Eric Young is treated with a joke gimmick, so it kind of makes it hard to watch him even.
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I watch it mostly for AJ, (who I know BDC hates with a passion) Joe, and Daniels. I still like some of the wrestling.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I guess I watched TNA for one reason. That reason is that I hate fish. Can't stand it, lucky I live in the middle of the country and beef is plentiful. But every so often I think to myself, well maybe I just haven't got the right piece of fish I'm being closed minded. So I try like some salmon or white fish or something, and guess what, I still hate it. So every so often I check to make sure TNA still sucks, and guess what, it still does.
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Also Don West looks a lot like Mark Madden.
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Seriously, just watch Don West. Its ROFL
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Hey, is Nash still on TNA?
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Who here watches South Park? You do? You know the episode where the Future people come back and start taking jobs away from the present day folks...you know the guy who is always say "They took our jobs!"...
Yeah, Don West's voice reminds me of that guy. |
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Not really. Rumor was he wanted to do a tag team with Sean Waltman, but TNA managment didn't want that.
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As a founding member of the Church of Bischoff:
TNA needs more Bischoff. |
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prince of punk?!?!?!? is shannon moore retarded?
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Yes. Yes he is.
He is also now signed to a WWE contract (that was his last TNA match). |
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His facial expressions are hilarious too. |
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Yeah, Michael Shane or Matt Bentley I mean, has a new name in Maverick Matt.
I swear Michael Shane and Billy Gunn must have a 2 dollar bet on how many names they can be called in TNA before it goes out of business. |
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I thought the 8 man tag was a pretty good match to
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That would be ratings. |
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Rhino is getting fat.
Oh, hey when is WWE going to sign Chris Daniels, he is the only guy I really like. |
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He is signed to a written contract (one of the 5 TNA currently has out right now) until 2008...so sometime after that WWE can get to him and job the shit out of him.
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Alls I'm saying is that if TNA still had Nash, then it could use him as a scape goat by saying it is all his fault it sucks because he is holding everyone down. Nash would joke about that being true, and everyone would agree. But without him, it becomes obivous that the product in general sucks.
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Gotta love Nash. Makes a career out of being the scapegoat.
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I'm sure if we tried we could find away to blame it on Nash.
We might have to try really hard though. |
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He was there when they first got on FSN and monthly 3 hour PPVs.
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Ok, here is my promise. After I learn to wrestle from probably Lance Storm, I'll probably get signed with TNA because the money will probably be better there than the indy curcuit, and lets face it, I'm whore. What do I promise? I promise to be the most innovative guy on the show. Wanna know how? I'm going to fucking wrestle. Not all that acrobatic, flip around, can't quite tell who is on the offensive bullshit. No, I'm going to use moves like arm drags, ddts, piledrives, atomic drops, sto's, stf's, russian leg sweeps. You know, the wrestling we are use to seeing. I figure simply using an older style of wrestling would be unique there. Wrestling loses its magic when everyone tries to be RVD.
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#39 |
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Hey, you know earlier when I said the entire TNA live audience is a plant? I'm also pretty sure they pipe in extra cheering and pops as well.
Also, in reference to me calling Shannon Moore a retard is that he has about as much to do with being punk as I do with keeping my mouth shut when I have nothing nice to say. That's right, nothing. |
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rofl, hasn't nash already come to TNA to brag about being a shitty worker?
Also, At least they have steiner now |
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