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Dead or Alive: The Movie
![]() Kasumi - Possibly Helena - Unknown - Tina - Ayane Discuss. Laugh. Whatever. |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Could be the worst video game movie since Alone in the Dark
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Way to take a game with virtually no story and turn it into Charlie's Angels 3.
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Franchise of TPWW
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I agree with Funky. Also, worst promo shot ever
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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Who will play Bass? I told some guy I used to know that Hogan left WWE because he was in the process of shooting the DOA movie as Bass or Basses father. This was years ago about 2002 or 3. Can't remember. The guy beileved me.
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King K Cool
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Cast
Devon Aoki....Kasumi Derek Boyer....Bayman Sarah Carter....Helena Douglas Collin Chou....Hayate Steve Howey....Weatherby Kane Kosugi....Ryu Hayabusa Natassia Malthe....Ayane Matthew Marsden....Maximillian Marsh Chad McCord....Chief Detective Kevin Nash....Bass Jaime Pressly....Tina Armstrong Eric Roberts....Donovan Robin Shou....Pirate Leader Silvio Simac....Leon Holly Valance....Christie Allen Brian J. White....Zack ---------------------------------------- Bass: Tina! You're not going on that date! Tina: But Daddy, I've known the guy for weeks now. Bass: Really? What's his name? Tina: Earl Hickey. Bass: Oh ok, give me a hug sweetie. *Hug* Bass: OW MY QUAD! ---------------------------------------- Guy: Hey Christie, I'll call you some time. Christie: OK, here's my number. 0800 R-E-V-E-R-S-E. (Only the guys in the UK will get that joke) |
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Tattieman
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I was hoping for a Pete Burns biopic.
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dirty irani
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Haha Matthew Marsden, ex Corrie actor who lives down the road from me.
Gonna be so bad. |
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Call me a fucked up jack-ass; but the wacky-ass direction they're taking just might be... Entertaining...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1U6vGV2tzM Could be worth a sneak-in or DVD rental. But my God; way to destroy a videogame's chance at the big screen. How did Tecmo let it get that far? |
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3 words...
Soul Calibur Movie. |
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It's been in production limbo for years. I last heard Samo Hung was involved and it was CGI or something.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Soul Calibur would make a half decent anime at best.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Isn't Ayane supposed to be japanese?
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The Rock could play Zasalamel (spelling, whatever). Orlando Bloom or somebody like that could play Siegfried. Astraroth and Nightmare could be computer generated. |
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Orlando Bloom = Siegfried?!? No, no. Rethink that.
I think Zhang Ziyi/Xianghua is perfect casting. Tony Jaa could probably do a good Kilik. Maxi... Gotta think on that one. |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Yeah, Orlando Bloom is nowhere near badass enough for Sig.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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And of course, Olcadan played by the O Rly Owl.
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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![]() With the whole "knight" look. |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Well, Street Fighter didn't have a very cinematic storyline.
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Very possibly the worst VG to movie ever. perhaps the BEST use of young hot actresses weve never heard of beacuse this is the only role there agents could get them wiht litte experince.
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KK could be Siegfried.
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Talim is pretty badass.
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Her biggest movie role, though, for sure. And Devon Aoki was in "Sin City." |
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Post number ten, my good man.
Post. Number. Ten. |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Zuh?
How on earth did I miss that? |
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To be fair, the word "Trailer" isn't in the post; so you may have looked over it.
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Upon further deliberation, the producers have opted to change the name of the film. It will now be known as:
Cliche': The Movie also, lol at Kevin Nash being the biggest name out there. |
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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The biggest mistake they keep making in the whole movies of games thing is they pick games with little to no story. There are lots of games out there with great long stories and characters. Besides that characters never resemble who they are supposed to be and stuff so it's lose/lose.
I remember watching the Mario movie when it came out and getting all annoyed that Goombas and Koopa Troopas where 7 foot tall lizards dressed like Uncle Fester. |
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Let's not bring the Mario movie into this.
I recently read that the Halo script got rejected (months after it's much reported delivery; did it take months to read?). The new guy they got writing another take on Halo speaks about being fateful to the game vs cinematic presentaion: Quote:
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Just went and saw this movie today...thats right...I actually woke up this morning with seeing this movie in mind..and then willingly went to the theater and forked over $6 to see it...
and I liked it... It seemed like it had the fighting from Mortal Kombat and a wacky storyline like Street Fighter...and I love both those movies so I ended up loving this movie... Plus it was funny to see Kevin Nash in this movie... |
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Parts of it were stupid and I think a lot of the characters were cast wrong but I kind of liked it and the women were hot. That Holly Valance...
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Yea..tons of hotness....
unlike Fantastic Four 2 which is just a crap load of product placement |
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Well go figure, two pos-reviews. Let's hear it for Cory Yuen.
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It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. The fighting was good.
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