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What is a Punjab Prison Match anyways?
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Stickman
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Probably something completely retarded
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Definitely something completely retarded
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I'm betting it's a variation of the Hell in a Cell. Possibly a cell/casket match or the double cage used for the Kennel from Hell match.
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Killed fitty men!
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Insert your own JBL prison rape joke here.
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Huge Randy Orton Fan!
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Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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WWE said only Kahli and Divari knows.
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Of course, these stories didn't come along until after an "incident" or two... |
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![]() Incident = raping young afghani wrestlers |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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On a similar note, did anyone catch Michael Cole's reference to JBL's "incident" in Germany a Smackdown or two ago?
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I swear, when I first heard Daivari say the match's name, I swear I thought he said "Poontang Prison Match".
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A match ideally suited to both taker and khali where they can do the least work possible in a 15 minute or so match. (more than likely)
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I don't know about you, but 15 minutes of a Casket shaking with loud moaning coming out of it followed by one of them coming out all sweaty would be a bit too out there for me. |
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A Punjab Prison match is most likely shite.
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I think that its a hardcore match that only ends in two ways:
1. You throw pee from a cup onto the other guy 2. You drag you opponent into the showers and "soap" him up I could of course be wrong. |
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I take it that you might have to put your opponent in a body bag. Not sure, but they announced it right after Khali did that to Gunnar Scott.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I bet it envolves buttsex
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R.I.P Tanner
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Buttsecks
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Buttsechs
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...IN HD!!!!
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Isn't that what the Government called what our outstanding U.S. Soldiers did with those Iraqi prisoners?
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Punjabi Prison match. You have to successfully handcuff the man's arm behind his back, put a sack on his head, then complete 25 seconds of uninterrupted urination on him.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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No you strip him naked first.
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From that little video package on wwe.com it looks like a cage made of bamboo/canes or some shit like that
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My bet is that it's a roofed cell made out of versicle bars (like a jail cell) that either hugs the ring like a steel cage or is big like the Hell in a Cell.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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I hope its a match where the first one of them to lock up ALL the SmackDown! writers in the Punjab Prison for coming up with this stupid fucking idea first wins.
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It's gonna be a cage match, made from bamboo.
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So can anybody post some pictures of this?
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it5s a good concept for a match IMO
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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![]() How did they NOT notice that sign?
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So liver problems makes your neck extremely large?
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