TNA re-signs Kevin Nash

**Crippla** · 10-06-2006, 09:19 PM

The Wrestling Observer is reporting today that Kevin Nash has agreed to a new deal with TNA and will be indeed returning to the company. TNA has already confirmed that Kevin Nash will be making an appearance on TNA iMPACT! next week on Thursday night on Spike TV.

Nash's last appearance for TNA was at the Hard Justice PPV, an event where he was scheduled to face Chris Sabin in a #1 Contendership Match for the X Division Title. Nash complained of neck problems days before the PPV and was instead replaced by Alex Shelley in the match. Although they were very strong rumors to begin with, Nash's re-signing with TNA will more than likely kill rumors of an NWO re-birth in WWE.

Nash is entertaining so this is good news for TNA.

**McLegend** · 10-06-2006, 09:25 PM

I so want to be Nash.

**Kane Knight** · 10-06-2006, 09:27 PM

They never learn, do they?

**Dorkchop** · 10-06-2006, 09:31 PM

no

**Crippla** · 10-06-2006, 09:31 PM

LOL. I love this.

**Crippla** · 10-06-2006, 09:31 PM

I happen to like Kevin Nash unlike most people so this thread is gonna make me laugh.

**Craftsman** · 10-06-2006, 10:35 PM

Good for him. Bad for TNA. Nash is not needed on TNA unless he replaces Don West or the other commentary guy who says "THIS IS SO BIZARRE!!".

Now there's an idea, Nash on commentary. Do it TNA, do it...

**Mr. JL** · 10-06-2006, 10:39 PM

Laugh out load! Nash could not even follow through with the only two BIG matches he was advertised for this past year. He had a heart murmur or whatever when he was supposed to wrestle Jarrett at last year's "Bound For Glory" and he injured his neck days before he had to put over Chris Sabin, after he bashed the X-Division for a couple of months. Nash must be some politicker.

**Crippla** · 10-06-2006, 10:43 PM

Nash is the man though. He is very entertaining andt his could mean he might actually go through with putting someone over in the X Division....lol JK but he's the man. www.captionwrestling.com Look at my character 'Big Daddy Crippla' who is almost ready to debut.

**Dorkchop** · 10-06-2006, 10:47 PM

Nash gets injured so much because he's lazy and wants to get paid without having to work. It's worked for him for years now.

**Crippla** · 10-06-2006, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorkchop

Nash gets injured so much because he's lazy and wants to get paid without having to work. It's worked for him for years now.

Yup but IMO he's still one of the most entertaining.

**Tb1** · 10-07-2006, 04:31 AM

I'd like to see Don West die, so Nash can take over at the table.

**BigDaddyCool** · 10-07-2006, 04:33 AM

I hope Nash beats Angle.

**Y2Jeremy** · 10-07-2006, 11:29 AM

Nash is such a good character, but his work ethic is really shitty. Maybe he'll actually wrestle matches this time

**BigDaddyCool** · 10-07-2006, 02:32 PM

He will wrestle when he is good and ready.

**BigDaddyCool** · 10-07-2006, 02:33 PM

BTW, Nash re-signing doesn't kill any rumors about the nWo. WWE could still steal him away.

**Savio** · 10-07-2006, 02:43 PM

no nWo

**Kane Knight** · 10-07-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CanadianCrippla

I happen to like Kevin Nash unlike most people so this thread is gonna make me laugh.

I like him, he just shouldn't be so sought after by every wrestling promotion with a viewing audience larger than 5 people. Especially the ones he keeps letting down.

**The MAC** · 10-07-2006, 03:17 PM

how could wwe steal him if he signs with TNA? maybe TNA should just let WWE have him - bring back the NWO -let Nash get some tv time then let him come to TNA- that way he'd be worth more. All Nash would have to do to get out of his contract is no show or fuck someone up legit backstage.

**ron the dial** · 10-07-2006, 06:07 PM

I like Nash, but I don't like him in TNA. They have no use for him. What are they going to do? Give him the NWA Title? Not likely. This just pisses me off because my very realistic dreams of nWo vs. DX have been dashed. Boo, TNA, boo.

**Skippord** · 10-07-2006, 08:43 PM

Nash with Shelley again = Ratings

**Kane Knight** · 10-07-2006, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacGyver007

how could wwe steal him if he signs with TNA? maybe TNA should just let WWE have him - bring back the NWO -let Nash get some tv time then let him come to TNA- that way he'd be worth more. All Nash would have to do to get out of his contract is no show or fuck someone up legit backstage.

Actually, they're starting an NWO without him. In fact, NWO stands for "Now without originals." Expect Val Venis, Doug Basham, and Renee Dupree.

**Savio** · 10-08-2006, 12:20 AM

I doubt vince wants to pay doug two nights a week

**Fox** · 10-08-2006, 12:41 AM

On Impact...

(Nash walks into the backstage area where Alex Shelley is hanging out.)

SHELLEY: Dude! Where the hell have you been? You said you were going to get a soda. That was like 3 months ago.

NASH: Yeah... I hurt my quad... neck... thing.

SHELLEY: I got depushed when you left, bro. What's up?

NASH: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. You got your big win over Sabin when I couldn't make it though.

SHELLEY: No I didn't! I jobbed to Sabin! You were supposed to job to him!

NASH: ...yeah.

SHELLEY: ... so can we pair up again?

NASH: Okay.

**Dave Youell** · 10-08-2006, 03:07 AM

Paperazzi Productions = Ratings

**Londoner** · 10-08-2006, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight

Actually, they're starting an NWO without him. In fact, NWO stands for "Now without originals." Expect Val Venis, Doug Basham, and Renee Dupree.

I'm just waiting for alienoid to come up with something that involves those 3 being in the NWO and feuding with DX.

**Impact!** · 10-08-2006, 09:48 AM

I'll give this a shot...

*WWE Booking*

RAW Homecoming

RAW opens with a huge pyro display as J.R hypes the fact that its RAW HOMECOMING BA GAWD, and continues to hype the fact that ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT!

Suddenly "Break it down" hits the speakers and out comes DX to start the show. DX takes the mic and begins to do their usual run down about how they single handedly defeated and dethroned the McMahons.

To the surprise of the crowd...well JR's anyway "No Chance" hits, and out comes Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon. Vince McMahon begins to speak, going on about how he tried everything within his grasp to destroy DX, but each and every time he came up just short. Then one day it hit him, he would bring in a group that DX couldn't defeat, a group that was superier to DX, a group that will eat them alive. A group called the NWO

In the ring DX begin to laugh, as trips gets on the mic and laughs saying you think that a drunk, a walkin injury, and a relic can defeat DX, well maybe we hit you harder than we originally thought. Vince responds by laughing and says he who laughs last, laughs loudest, and that he Vince McMahon, would be the last one laughing. He then drops the mic as the lights go to low power and three figures burst through the ring. DX go to attack them, then appear to freak out and try to run, but unfortunately get caught and beaten down.

As the lights begin to return to full power the three figures stand up, and one has gotten a mic. With the lights back on the crowd realises that the figures in the ring are not that of Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall but that of...

ZOMBIES!

The zombie with mic says "Zombies beat DX, Now World Ours (nWo)".

Vince returns onstage with a mic and says " When I said you couldn't defeat these opponents DX, I meant it! How are you going to defeat that which is already dead". Vince then walks off as the "nWo" resume beating on DX, all the while telling them that "Brainz will be ourz".

This would then end with either a Buried Alive match, or with Kevin Thorn attacking and killing the Zombies.

**Hanso Amore** · 10-09-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Impact!

I'll give this a shot...

*WWE Booking*

RAW Homecoming

RAW opens with a huge pyro display as J.R hypes the fact that its RAW HOMECOMING BA GAWD, and continues to hype the fact that ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT!

Suddenly "Break it down" hits the speakers and out comes DX to start the show. DX takes the mic and begins to do their usual run down about how they single handedly defeated and dethroned the McMahons.

To the surprise of the crowd...well JR's anyway "No Chance" hits, and out comes Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon. Vince McMahon begins to speak, going on about how he tried everything within his grasp to destroy DX, but each and every time he came up just short. Then one day it hit him, he would bring in a group that DX couldn't defeat, a group that was superier to DX, a group that will eat them alive. A group called the NWO

In the ring DX begin to laugh, as trips gets on the mic and laughs saying you think that a drunk, a walkin injury, and a relic can defeat DX, well maybe we hit you harder than we originally thought. Vince responds by laughing and says he who laughs last, laughs loudest, and that he Vince McMahon, would be the last one laughing. He then drops the mic as the lights go to low power and three figures burst through the ring. DX go to attack them, then appear to freak out and try to run, but unfortunately get caught and beaten down.

As the lights begin to return to full power the three figures stand up, and one has gotten a mic. With the lights back on the crowd realises that the figures in the ring are not that of Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall but that of...

ZOMBIES!

The zombie with mic says "Zombies beat DX, Now World Ours (nWo)".

Vince returns onstage with a mic and says " When I said you couldn't defeat these opponents DX, I meant it! How are you going to defeat that which is already dead". Vince then walks off as the "nWo" resume beating on DX, all the while telling them that "Brainz will be ourz".

This would then end with either a Buried Alive match, or with Kevin Thorn attacking and killing the Zombies.

Add a diva and a middget, and you just made yourself some money

**Impact!** · 10-10-2006, 03:26 AM

Ok Ok, what if the zombies were midgets...diva midgets.

**Hanso Amore** · 10-10-2006, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Impact!

Ok Ok, what if the zombies were midgets...diva midgets.

I love you

**Impact!** · 10-11-2006, 03:20 AM

<3

10-06-2006, 09:25 PM	#2
McLegend Temporary Posts: 15,591	I so want to be Nash.

10-06-2006, 09:27 PM	#3
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	They never learn, do they?

10-06-2006, 09:31 PM	#4
Dorkchop facebook.com/bloquemen Posts: 5,452	no

10-06-2006, 09:31 PM	#5
Crippla Anger Posts: 10,624	LOL. I love this.

10-06-2006, 10:35 PM	#7
Craftsman Met the Standards Posts: 121	Good for him. Bad for TNA. Nash is not needed on TNA unless he replaces Don West or the other commentary guy who says "THIS IS SO BIZARRE!!". Now there's an idea, Nash on commentary. Do it TNA, do it...

10-06-2006, 10:39 PM	#8
Mr. JL Posts: 4,834	Laugh out load! Nash could not even follow through with the only two BIG matches he was advertised for this past year. He had a heart murmur or whatever when he was supposed to wrestle Jarrett at last year's "Bound For Glory" and he injured his neck days before he had to put over Chris Sabin, after he bashed the X-Division for a couple of months. Nash must be some politicker.

10-06-2006, 10:43 PM	#9
Crippla Anger Posts: 10,624	Nash is the man though. He is very entertaining andt his could mean he might actually go through with putting someone over in the X Division....lol JK but he's the man. www.captionwrestling.com Look at my character 'Big Daddy Crippla' who is almost ready to debut.

10-06-2006, 10:47 PM	#10
Dorkchop facebook.com/bloquemen Posts: 5,452	Nash gets injured so much because he's lazy and wants to get paid without having to work. It's worked for him for years now.

10-07-2006, 04:31 AM	#12
Tb1 Fuck em' this is The War Posts: 7,778	I'd like to see Don West die, so Nash can take over at the table.

10-07-2006, 04:33 AM	#13
BigDaddyCool Pelvic Sorcerer Posts: 64,762	I hope Nash beats Angle.

10-07-2006, 11:29 AM	#14
Y2Jeremy is Brilliant Posts: 428	Nash is such a good character, but his work ethic is really shitty. Maybe he'll actually wrestle matches this time

10-07-2006, 02:32 PM	#15
BigDaddyCool Pelvic Sorcerer Posts: 64,762	He will wrestle when he is good and ready.

10-07-2006, 02:33 PM	#16
BigDaddyCool Pelvic Sorcerer Posts: 64,762	BTW, Nash re-signing doesn't kill any rumors about the nWo. WWE could still steal him away.

10-07-2006, 02:43 PM	#17
Savio Spammy Certified Posts: 46,115	no nWo

10-07-2006, 03:17 PM	#19
The MAC VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT Posts: 2,957	how could wwe steal him if he signs with TNA? maybe TNA should just let WWE have him - bring back the NWO -let Nash get some tv time then let him come to TNA- that way he'd be worth more. All Nash would have to do to get out of his contract is no show or fuck someone up legit backstage.

10-07-2006, 06:07 PM	#20
ron the dial the heartbreak king Posts: 48,457	I like Nash, but I don't like him in TNA. They have no use for him. What are they going to do? Give him the NWA Title? Not likely. This just pisses me off because my very realistic dreams of nWo vs. DX have been dashed. Boo, TNA, boo.

10-07-2006, 08:43 PM	#21
Skippord I'm Mr. White Christmas Posts: 44,526	Nash with Shelley again = Ratings

10-08-2006, 12:20 AM	#23
Savio Spammy Certified Posts: 46,115	I doubt vince wants to pay doug two nights a week

10-08-2006, 12:41 AM	#24
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	On Impact... (Nash walks into the backstage area where Alex Shelley is hanging out.) SHELLEY: Dude! Where the hell have you been? You said you were going to get a soda. That was like 3 months ago. NASH: Yeah... I hurt my quad... neck... thing. SHELLEY: I got depushed when you left, bro. What's up? NASH: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. You got your big win over Sabin when I couldn't make it though. SHELLEY: No I didn't! I jobbed to Sabin! You were supposed to job to him! NASH: ...yeah. SHELLEY: ... so can we pair up again? NASH: Okay.

10-08-2006, 03:07 AM	#25
Dave Youell 1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing Posts: 12,427	Paperazzi Productions = Ratings

10-08-2006, 09:48 AM	#27
Impact! R.I.P Tanner Posts: 8,219	I'll give this a shot... WWE Booking RAW Homecoming RAW opens with a huge pyro display as J.R hypes the fact that its RAW HOMECOMING BA GAWD, and continues to hype the fact that ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT! Suddenly "Break it down" hits the speakers and out comes DX to start the show. DX takes the mic and begins to do their usual run down about how they single handedly defeated and dethroned the McMahons. To the surprise of the crowd...well JR's anyway "No Chance" hits, and out comes Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon. Vince McMahon begins to speak, going on about how he tried everything within his grasp to destroy DX, but each and every time he came up just short. Then one day it hit him, he would bring in a group that DX couldn't defeat, a group that was superier to DX, a group that will eat them alive. A group called the NWO In the ring DX begin to laugh, as trips gets on the mic and laughs saying you think that a drunk, a walkin injury, and a relic can defeat DX, well maybe we hit you harder than we originally thought. Vince responds by laughing and says he who laughs last, laughs loudest, and that he Vince McMahon, would be the last one laughing. He then drops the mic as the lights go to low power and three figures burst through the ring. DX go to attack them, then appear to freak out and try to run, but unfortunately get caught and beaten down. As the lights begin to return to full power the three figures stand up, and one has gotten a mic. With the lights back on the crowd realises that the figures in the ring are not that of Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall but that of... ZOMBIES! The zombie with mic says "Zombies beat DX, Now World Ours (nWo)". Vince returns onstage with a mic and says " When I said you couldn't defeat these opponents DX, I meant it! How are you going to defeat that which is already dead". Vince then walks off as the "nWo" resume beating on DX, all the while telling them that "Brainz will be ourz". This would then end with either a Buried Alive match, or with Kevin Thorn attacking and killing the Zombies.

10-10-2006, 03:26 AM	#29
Impact! R.I.P Tanner Posts: 8,219	Ok Ok, what if the zombies were midgets...diva midgets.

10-11-2006, 03:20 AM	#31
Impact! R.I.P Tanner Posts: 8,219	<3