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12-20-2006, 04:19 AM
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Raw Battle Royal
* Shelton Benjamin
* Lance Cade * Carlito * John Cena * Rob Conway * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Ric Flair * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Jeff Hardy * JTG * Kenny * Chris Masters * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Shawn Michaels * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Randy Orton * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Viscera * Johnny * Jerry Lawler * Sgt. Slaughter When you eliminate someone, explain how they were eliminated and by whom. Update the list also. Only 1 wrestler per person for 12 hours. Smackdown Battle Royal to come after the winner of this. Then ECW. Then we will have a Triple Threat match and you will vote the winner!   
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12-20-2006, 04:24 AM
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Cryme Time steal Jerry Lawler's wallet and throw it out of the ring and Lawler jumps after it, eliminating himself.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * Carlito * John Cena * Rob Conway * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Ric Flair * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Jeff Hardy * JTG * Kenny * Chris Masters * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Shawn Michaels * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Randy Orton * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Viscera * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 04:31 AM
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R.I.P Tanner
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Triple H uses his political powers to make the glass ceiling slope downwards. John Cena cannot hold on and slides right to the outside.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * Carlito * Rob Conway * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Ric Flair * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Jeff Hardy * JTG * Kenny * Chris Masters * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Shawn Michaels * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Randy Orton * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Viscera * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 04:42 AM
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I am the cheese
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Carlito whips Shelton into the ropes, but Shelton holds on. Carlito goes to clothesline Shelton over but Shelton narrowly escapes. Suddenly gravity realizes what goes up must come down and pulls Carlito out of the ring by his hair.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * Rob Conway * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Ric Flair * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Jeff Hardy * JTG * Kenny * Chris Masters * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Shawn Michaels * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Randy Orton * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Viscera * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 04:47 AM
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Boss
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Vis sees someone in the rowd with Nachos, he then jumps over the ropes to get them, eats them, and then eats half the first row...
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * Rob Conway * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Ric Flair * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Jeff Hardy * JTG * Kenny * Chris Masters * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Shawn Michaels * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Randy Orton * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 04:53 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Eugene is handed a mic and says "Shawn, this is Jesus, go over the top rope!" HBK jumps over the top rope because Jesus told him to.
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12-20-2006, 04:57 AM
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Jeff Hardy, promised a push by Triple H if he'll cut his hair, jumps over the top rope and heads to the nearest barber.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * Rob Conway * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Ric Flair * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Chris Masters * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Randy Orton * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 09:32 AM
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...IN HD!!!!
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Edge tells Rob Conway that he can't get over. Conway saw that as a challenge, so Conway jumped over the top rope and shouted "See, Edge??? I can too get over!" However, he forgot that going over the top rope eliminates you. Dejected, Rob went back to Jobber City to eat lunch with Barry Horowitz.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Ric Flair * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Chris Masters * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Randy Orton * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 10:00 AM
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Guest
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"Chris Masters sees Sonjay Dutt walking around with Masters' steroids. Masters hops over the top rope to chase after him"
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Ric Flair * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Randy Orton * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 10:28 AM
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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Ric Flair, realizing he had a court date today, quickly jumps over the top rope to make it. So he don't have to go to jail, and can work to pay off something.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Randy Orton * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 10:34 AM
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yes. yes. yes.
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Torrie Wilson comes to ringside and places her bag outside of the ring. Randy Orton sees it and in a rush to get to the outside, trips and falls over the top rope. He quickly approaches the bag and croutches above it taking a long old dump in there. Orton is rushed to the back by the referees. Viscera returns from the front row and procedes to eat the contents of the bag.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 10:41 AM
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Guest
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Gene Snitsky looks around and sees that 10 wrestlers have been eliminated. He yells out, "what am I still doing here?" and proceeds to eliminate himself
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Val Venis * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 10:42 AM
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Tag Team Wrestling Mark!
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Val Venis suddenly realises he has out lasted too many other wrestlers on Raw, and is in danger of over exposing himself. He throws himself over the top rope and proceeds to run to the back to find that he is tagging with Chloe for the next five weeks on Heat.
Balance is restored to Raw. * Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Eugene * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 11:20 AM
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He's Here
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Suddenly, the lights go out and circus music hits. A guy in an Abyss mask (played by Big Dick Johnson) comes out and pulls Eugene out over the ropes. Eugene cries as BDJ hands him an AJ Styles action figures and runs to the back. Eugene rejoices as he plays with his new action figure, which we find out is the last one he needed as he pulls out about 13 other TNA figures and plays with them.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * (Gene) Snitsky * Super Crazy * Triple H * Umaga * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 12:59 PM
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All the marks in the crowd are tired of Triple H's political power that they are now aware of. Hundreds of them proceed to grab the tip of his nose since it sticks out 10 rows out from the ring, they all heave and pull and eliminate him.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan * Edge * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Super Crazy * Umaga * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 01:06 PM
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...IN HD!!!!
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lol I love these games because some jobber always wins it.
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12-20-2006, 01:39 PM
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It's a blood match!
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HOOOOOO!!!! Hacksaw cleans house with the 2x4 until he sees sight of a trash can just behind the stage with ... what is that? THE WCW TV TITLE! He hops over the top rope and runs faster than any man in any moment in the history of the world to regain what is rightfully his. The shittiest title ever.
* Shelton Benjamin * Lance Cade * Edge * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Super Crazy * Umaga * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 01:52 PM
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Boss
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By the way, I fucking hate ClockShot now. Please die you son of a bitch! Die and painful and horrible death.
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12-20-2006, 02:28 PM
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K close enough..
Shelton gets thrown out by Cade and Murdoch and says "It's because I'm black right?" * Lance Cade * Edge * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Super Crazy * Umaga * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 02:59 PM
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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During the brawl, Super Crazy goes up top for a moonsault. However, Chavo Guerrero as shown up and is stealing Crazy's lawnmower. Fearing that without his mower he'll lose his day job, Crazy leaps off the top onto the hood of the lawn mower, eliminating himself.
* Lance Cade * Edge * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Umaga * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter Last edited by What Would Kevin Do?; 12-21-2006 at 01:42 AM. |
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12-20-2006, 07:53 PM
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Umaga gets called to the side of the ring by AAE and gets thrown out by the Highlanders
* Lance Cade * Edge * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * JTG * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Super Crazy * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 08:10 PM
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yes. yes. yes.
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George W Bush comes to the ring looking for his wallet, and discovers that Cryme Tyme still have it. He rushes the ring, barging all aside and lays into JTG with punches and kung-fu kicks. The rest of the ring stop and look as Bush delivers the IRAQIBREAKER to JTG. He climbs to the top and delivers the 1080 Splash to JTG leaving him broken in the ring. He picks up JTG and launches him over the top, following up with an AFGANIBOMB onto the ring post. JTG lies in a pool of his own blood.
* Lance Cade * Edge * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Super Crazy * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 09:29 PM
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More carbs & half the fat
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EDIT: nevermind.
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12-20-2006, 10:07 PM
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...IN HD!!!!
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Sgt. Slaughter throws out Lance Cade with some Sweet Chin Music (ie: hitting Cade with his chin)
* Edge * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Super Crazy * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 10:12 PM
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He's Here
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I'm pulling a "close enough" within DMac's time frame...
Johnny Nitro climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off, being intercepted by an Edge spear, which is so high and fast that Edge flips head-first out of the ring hitting the floor. * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Kenny * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Super Crazy * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter Pretty much jobber country now. |
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12-20-2006, 10:14 PM
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Boss
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Johnny tires to start up an alliance with Kenny. But the hell with it, he throws Kenny out.
* Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny Nitro * Super Crazy * Johnny * Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 11:06 PM
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I am the cheese
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Sgt. Slaughter gets Johnny Nitro on the ropes and is about to send him over, but in a desperate attempt to save her man Melina flashes the Sarge. Despite this Sgt. Slaughter eliminates Johnny Nitro, but then has a heart attack and falls dead in the middle of the ring.
* Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Robbie McAllister * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Super Crazy * Johnny * The Corpse of Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 11:49 PM
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Shad decides to strike up an alliance with The Highlanders to try and remove Slaughter's stinking, bloated corpse from the ring. Before they lift him, however, Shad starts rifling through Slaughter's pockets. His new partners are confused and ask him what he's doing.
"I'm robbing--" But before he can finish what he's saying, he's interrupted by an enraged "I'm Robbie!" Robbie charges at Shad, who merely steps to the side, sending the bearded Scot tumbling to the floor. * Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Super Crazy * Johnny * The Corpse of Sgt. Slaughter |
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12-20-2006, 11:50 PM
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The Corpse of Sgt. Slaughter gets up as a zombie and starts going after everyone in the ring. The ECW Zombie comes down and begins fighting the Zombie Slaughter with high pitched uuuhhhhhhh's and girly slap fighting. The ECW Zombie somehow throws Zombie Slaughter over the botttom rope and they fight to the back.
* Shad Gaspard * Charlie Haas * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Super Crazy * Johnny Last edited by rob11; 12-21-2006 at 12:03 AM. |
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12-20-2006, 11:51 PM
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He's Here
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Aw, come on! I wanted Corpsy the Sarge to win!
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12-20-2006, 11:52 PM
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I am the cheese
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12-20-2006, 11:52 PM
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12-20-2006, 11:53 PM
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12-20-2006, 11:56 PM
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He's Here
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Man, that corpse could have gone on to win the triple threat at Mania!
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12-20-2006, 11:59 PM
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The Satanic Mechanic
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You got something against corpses, bigot?
Corpses were people too. |
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12-20-2006, 11:59 PM
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12-21-2006, 01:03 AM
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ELF ANGEL
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* Shad Gaspard
* Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Super Crazy * Johnny Shelton runs back in the ring, and in a heel turn dragon whips Charlie Haas, who stumbles into the ropes where Lillian is standing, and they both fall on Visera, and spill his Nachos. |
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12-21-2006, 01:14 AM
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love yourself
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LOL dunno who any of yhese guys are, havent watched WWE in like a year
Shad powerboms SuperCrazy out of the ring * Shad Gaspard * Rory McAllister * Trevor Murdoch * Johnny |
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12-21-2006, 01:37 AM
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I am the cheese
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Is Johnny Johnny Jeter?
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12-21-2006, 01:40 AM
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The Satanic Mechanic
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I would assume so.
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Linear Mode
