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...IN HD!!!!
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Abyss is straight up DANGEROOOOUUSSS *Impact Spoilers*
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He's Here
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At least he didn't pull a Katie Vick.
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Close enough.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Abyss is a gangsta
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...IN HD!!!!
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I heard Abyss shot 50 Cent two times.
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the heartbreak king
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Maybe we'll get to see him shoot someone on Impact. Like one of the fans.
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One Of A Kind
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So that was the big secret? How does that change anything?Lol...
The secret lacked some 'impact' tbh... |
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Planet Races The Moon
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Oh. From the title I figured that Abyss was secretly Dark Wing Duck.
That's not too stupid. Stupid, not too stupid. |
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He's Here
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BROOKLYN! BROOKLYN!
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Temporary
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Wait a mintue?
AJ and Angle wrestle on Impact? They fucking wrestled on Impact. WHAT THE FUCK |
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...IN HD!!!!
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YO YO YO. JTG, Shad Gaspard, and Abyss...Cryme Tyme! |
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Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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whats XPLOSION?
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King of Love and Piss
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so whats the clue that Angle was suppose to get later?
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ELF ANGEL
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CC is fucking awesome, He deserves much more credit then he gets.
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roflmao
Imagine what this could have been like in C-Fedding... had C-Fedding still been going on... |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Bullshit.
Clearly, he was in the process of raping his father when he accidentally shot.... |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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yes. yes. yes.
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Terminator Daddy!
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OMG, HOW BIZARRE!!!!!
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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If Abyss shot his dad...why is Abyss's dad still alive?
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He's Here
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Fortunately, the 9 mil turned face and only fired blanks.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO ABYSSSSSSS
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He's Here
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Who wants to bet that if and when Abyss feuds with Samoa Joe there will be dueling chants of "JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU!" and "ABYSS' GONNA SHOOT YOU!"?
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Terminator Daddy!
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*Sting promo: He reveals the secret. Abyss once shot a man in the back three times. The man, who was Abyss' father, survives and is in a coma...his name is Vince McMahon! Abyss attacks Sting and they brawl.
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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V1-ahhhhhhhhhh
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that's the secret? I thought the secret was that abyss took HHH out for 6 months dammit! oh well, they can at least make it so that kiss stealing, wheelin’ dealin’, limousine ridin’, jet flying son of a bitch WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is is father |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Doc: Great Scot!
Abyss: EERRHRURURURURUEUUUEEURERURRAAHHAHAHAHAAGGAGG!!!!! Mitchell: Ha ha ha! My Abyss's evil plot is coming to fruition! Nobody can stop him! Biff: Hey, what are you doing, butthead? |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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This soooooooooooo reeks of Russo it's not even funny.
What does this man do, troll bad wrestling efeds for his ideas? |
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They should have done something like revealed Abyss used to wrestle in Puerto Rico as their World Champion, and he killed a guy in the ring, thus he had to start wearing a mask and he came up here. You know, make the secret enhance his status as a main event threat.
Maybe have him bust out the move which killed his opponent as a new finisher? |
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So who do you think Cage hired to get into Angle's head? It'll probably be Bob Backlund, or something, but it'd be fucking sweet if they brought in someone from MMA, another Gold Medalist, or even Eric Angle.
Knowing Russo, it'll be Karen Angle. That'd be pretty sweet if they made reference to adultery being "in the family", or something. I'm sure Christian Cage and Kurt Angle could make even the worse case scenario work. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Heh, I've seen it on AMC, yeah, plus I have the DVD box set and have watched all three plain, with both voice commentaries, and with the text facts.
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He's Here
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I still gotta see them with the commentaries.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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![]() Abyss: You mean to tell me...that I went back in TIME...and stabbed my FATHER??? This is heavy, Doc. |
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He's Here
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Abyss' Father: You gotta use your hands? That's like a baby's toy, boy!
Abyss: ARUUUUUUUUUUGGHH! *BANG BANG BANG* |
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emerge
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I think Joe is who they bought to get in Angle's head.
Somebody photoshop abyss shooting his dad, and have his dad be Goerge Bush. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Doc: Around the corner at Universal Studios! Girl named Dixie, just say NO!
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Herp a derp, and so on
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He's got a few short circuits, in his bionic implants.
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