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Old 03-04-2007, 06:31 AM   #1
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Smackdown!/ECW Captions - New Zealand Tour
Saw these and thought some of them were pretty funny. These are a small selection from all of the New Zealand pics.




























OMG Thats the best pic I've seen of her. Michelle McCool is turning me into Mr. McDrool
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:35 AM   #2
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:45 AM   #3
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Sandman: I'm gonna do it!!! I'm gonna jump to my death!!



Tommy Dreamer: Oh my god...Is that the Sandman?



The Fans: Jump!! Jump!! Jump!! Jump!!



CM Punk: Nooo!!! Don't do it Sandman!!! Get down from there and live the Straight-edge way!



MVP: What in the hell...Dat white boy is crazy yo. You would never see a nigga do that. Fo realz.
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:34 AM   #4
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Shit, this reminds me, gotta do the SmackDown! captions...

Will have them in about an hour (on my Laptop now and don't have everything I need...).
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:53 AM   #6
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After meeting his hero Zack, from secret life of Zack and Cody in a mall, Bobby Lashley and CM Punk indulge in a feast of tacos at the food court.



Here comes Bobby, Somebody get to pyro and tell them not to light that shit.


Holy shit nigga, theres mad pyro, don't drop that heattt!


This is gonna feel good....
*Lashley lets out a thunderous fart*


Thank You New Zealand for hosting Smackdown/ECW
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Old 03-04-2007, 09:03 AM   #7
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Old 03-04-2007, 09:05 AM   #8
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I've been known to botch the shocker too.
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Tommy: Hey, kid, gimmie that sign!
Kid: k...
Tommy: YEAH! ECW ORIGINALS FOR LIFE BA-BAY!!!!
Kid: ...Who are you?
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Old 03-04-2007, 05:45 PM   #12
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:04 PM   #13
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I was at the show when Tommy Held up that sign. He gave the kid his shirt. I wanted it.
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Damn... I wish there were more CM Punk captions.



The WWE presents the new lifesized CM 'Poser' cardboard cutout. This limited edition collectible comes complete with you're choice of 'Punk', 'Gangster', 'Metalhead', and even 'Hippy' attire to give you the chance to dress this 'Poser' up as any typecast moron who falls for one convention or another, yet claims to be
FOR REAL!
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Kennedy: Kennedy?

(For some reason I always want to make Kennedy into a Pokemon in captions. Like speaking only by saying his name and stuff. Like "Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy. Kennedy?")


Moments after this picture was taken, the kid was devoured whole.
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Kennedy to Today Tonight reporter: Since the WWE changed my surname to "Kennedy", I've lost touch with my family.



Kennedy: Auntie Doris?



Woman: You aren't my blood...you couldn't even beat Lashley when it was No Holds Barred for you, and he had to obide by strict rules.

Kennedy: ...I did my best, Auntie Doris.



Not only was Booker the 2006 King of the Ring and most decorated man in sports entertainment, but he was the first African-American to ever play golf in New Zealand.



When William Regal looked up from taking his shot, and saw how easy it was it become a Royal Knight, he crossed another career achievement off his list.

Little did he know, King Booker was actually beating the players so they'd hand over their country-club passes so he could play with Cryme Tyme later.



The latest in WrestleMania 23: All Grown Up Superstar Child Portrays (From Left to Right): Young Elijah Burke, Young Jim Ross and Young Rob Van Dam

RVD: Woah...I had a watch?



Batista: This bag ain't mine, but I'm going to shit in it.



Chavo Guerrero: Guess who's violating the dress code, essay! Wait...you're a WWE.com photographer aren't you? Shit.



HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! It's Yellow Worker Shirt Man! *Marks the fuck out*



King Booker: Oh damn, leave King Booker to take a public bus in a suit. Fuck, Batista, Chavo and Sandman are assholes.



Announcer: And the winner of the Wayne Brady look-a-like contest is...Little White Boy!

Bobby Lashley *after losing humbly*: Now I have nothing.

Friend of Bobby's: Wait a minute, you're still ECW World Champion, aren't you?

Bobby Lashley: ...Nothing.
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On the Next Maury Povich...



Kennedy: This is a very emotional time for me. It hits me right here.



Kennedy: Maaammaaa!! You're here!!



Mama: Get away from me. I don't know who you are!!
Kennedy: What's with the finger? It's meee! Kenny boy!
Girl: Mama! Thats your son. Thats Ken Ken don't you remember?!

Booker: See Sharmell, here's the DL. Kennedy has come on the Maury Povich show to find his long lost mother but she has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember who he is. Now can you dig that, sucka?i
Sharmell: Uh huh...



Bobby Lashley shows off one of his hidden talents.

Bobby Lashley: Hey guys. Want to see my puppet?



wow...
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She's taken. But thats not like any of us had a shot at her.
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That's not Lashley! It's Jessica! Look at the shoulder! THE SHOULDER!


It was a close one but..... the kid eventually won and was named ECW Champion.


RVD just sampled the finest pipeweed in the south-farthing.


Finally...RVD was truly Over.


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RVD: Dude.
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Conan O'Brien: OK, Max, it's time to play another game of Snitsky or Sandman...

*Cheesy graphic accompied by rock theme comes up*

Conan O'Brien: OK, Max, here is a picture of either The Sandman or Snitsky, and you have to guess which one it is.

Max Weinberg: Hmm, I gotta say Snitsky, Conan.

Conan O'Brien: Sorry, Max. That's not even Sandman or Snitsky...it's Kane!



The WWE's relationship with NBC and Nickelodeon was going great.

Dora the Explorer: Can you find the red bus?

King Booker: Gee, is it the red-coloured bus with "red bus" written on its side?

*yellow mouse icon clicks on red bus*

Dora the Explorer: Good work!

King Booker: Why the Hell am I wearing a suit? Did they make me Swiper because I'm black?

NBC The More You Know Voice Over: Did you know that there is an airline called "Virgin Blue", and they paint their airplanes red?

King Booker: Tell me you did not just say that?



Tommy Dreamer *reading*: ECW Originals 4 Life! Tommy Dreamer, Terry Funk, CW Anderson, The Franchise, Steve Corino, Jerry Lynn, Yoshihiro Tajiri, Taz, Sabu, Carol Channing...What the fuck?



Amy Jo Johnson, right? Nope, the first Power Ranger Saban had wear a nipple-highlighting costume was none other than Montel Vontavious Porter.



King Booker: Not here, Sharmell!

Queen Sharmell: Come on, baby! We're on a SmackDown! show...non-televised...in New Zealand...where else am I going to live out my fantasy of shitting on stage?

King Booker: We're on SmackDown!?! *Looks behind him* TAXI! RED BUS! I don't give a damn! Get me outta here!



Who says Mistico doesn't have the WWE's desired size?



SWAT helicoper: Bushwhacker Luke, we have you surrounded.

The Undertaker (complete with bulletproof vest): Easy, Luke...see, I don't have any weapons.

Luke: I want to be on the New Zealand card!

Undertaker: Luke, you're not even under contract these days. And you obviously don't follow the product. You should have chosen a more credible hostage than Funaki...

*SWAT helicopter opens fire on Bushwhacker Luke and Funaki.*



The Sandman's match with Stevie Richards got everyone on their feet, but were confused that Sandman was squashed. They didn't realise Stevie Richards was playing the face, wearing an invisible shirt which said "I Shag Sheep".



Tommy Dreamer *thinking*: I hope that second kid's hand doesn't go down any lower...



CM Punk missed his flying clothesline on The Sandman by quite a bit...
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Bobby Lashley: I know officially rename Vodaphone, "Odaphone". *polite claps* Now, let us celebrate with the adding of chocolate to milk.

Smark: You mean the adding of you to ECW?

*A tear runs down Bobby Lashley's cheek*

Bobby Lashley: Why are you still taking pictures? I'm hurting inside. Stop it!



Boy's Dad: Oh my God, my son is going to beat Bobby Lindsey in an arm-wrestling contest!

Bobby Lashley: See you at your car later.



RVD *coming to realisation*: That's how they do it...they slip the drugs into my V to justify keeping me down. Sneaky bastards.



New Zealand fans: Rob! You're shirt's on fire!

RVD: No, you see, it's just a flame-like design.

New Zealand crowd: *Gasp of amazement* *Applause*

RVD: And when you say "you're" it refers to "you are", what you should have said is "your".

New Zealand fans: *Cheers* Hole fucking show! Hole fucking show! Hole fucking show!

RVD *to himself*: I'm not even going to touch that one.



RVD *thinking: I could push him off that ledge, and get the heat off me...

Sabu: Rob, what are you thinking? Rob? .........Rob?
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After his match with a returning Spike Dudley, the WWE finally decided that Bobby Lashley did not, in fact, put enough intensity into his ring work.



RVD: There's a fly on my forehead!

Sabu: Did that get it?

RVD: Ow! Idiot!



Finally, the secret to RVD's in-ring success was revealed...

Sabu *looking at the Ying-Yang on RVD's back*: Holy shit, it's a philosophical statement of order and and chaos existing in the same world. Love and hate are one, from peace stems violence, and from violence...peace.

*RVD connects with Rolling Thunder and wins the match*



Bobby Lashley: Ow, I've never had sparks come out my crotch before. Oh my God! I'm leaking!



Kennedy: So I discovered I could save money if I went with Geico...

Chris Kay: You guys promised we wouldn't swap insurance information until a spot where I was close enough to to listen...



Michael Cole: Kelly Kelly has put her arms in the air! Oh my, JBL! Are the sexiest women on television talented, or what?

Michelle McCool: Damn it, I gotta come up with something really good now.



Michelle McCool felt like an idiot when she looked at the titantron and realised that she put her necklace around her waist, and her lace garment around her neck.

OR

It became apparent that Michelle McCool rushed her return to the WWE when fans could see a giant flesh wound on the left side of her neck.
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