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Brock Lesnar vs The Internet
So what is this inside joke I'm not getting? What was it that happened with Brock and the internet? Did he beat up someone?
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He's Here
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He said he'd kill everyone using the internet for leaking information, or something to that effect.
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Do Unto Others...
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Yeh, there was a meeting once where Vince was telling the wrestlers not to leak information to the sheets or the internet, and Brock stood up for the Vin Man, basically saying that if he saw anybody on the internet, he'd kill them.
Ironically, this wasn't too long before the internet leaked the fact that Brock Lesnar was leaving wrestling for the NFL. |
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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Haha, Brock is stupid. *points to sig*
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Actually, he didn't know what the internet was.
He thought it's that thing everyone in the company other than HHH was caught in. True story. I was there. |
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Um, is there any chance that when he said that, he meant seeing someone in the company leaking info on the internet?
I mean, jus sayin. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Actually, no - Chris Jericho actually confirmed it by joking about it on the LAW in the middle of last year when he mentioned how he read about the Orton line about Eddie Guerrero being in hell from an episode Smackdown online, and then followed it up with "Oh my God I was on the internet - BROCK LESNAR'S GONNA KILL ME!"
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The funny part of this, to me, was that the episode would quickly become a huge internet joke. Much like Brock himself. |
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Right after almost breaking his freakin' neck while wrestling Kurt Freakin' Angle with a broken freakin' neck.
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Brock F5-ed the Big Show with a broken fricken' rib. Just thought I'd put that out there.
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Then why not go to another corner? The lower-right hand one would've been ideal.
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They probably wanted him there for the camera angle, that would be my guess, unless he just wasn't thinking about it. I mean, it's not that easy to measure until you're up there, and once you're up there you've got to go through with it.
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I always thought it was because he rushed it. If you watch the tape, his body kind of jerks a little before he jumps, he wasn't composed. He should have just calmed down and gone for it.
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I remember we met Brock once when he was down in Palm Beach, Florida and we were there for the weekend. Man, he was a real empty-headed dude. He had no personality at all, and was just like a cardboard cutout guy. He's alot like Jesus Aguilera.
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Sid woulda shit his pants.
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And Gene Snitsky would have stepped down, grabbed the mic and said it wasn't his fault.
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