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Fuck em' this is The War
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So my friend...
Is apparently with John Cena at some baseball game thing. She's telling me he's going to be calling me in a few minutes, or at least she's trying to convince him to call me. I'm a little skeptical, however I guess they've taken some pictures and what not. Once I get 'em, I'll post
Anyway, I'm currently waiting on a call from John Cena. Quote:
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Doin' It Right
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I hope he doesn't call you during peak hours...
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Over Like Rover
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Tell him you can't see him and hang up.
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Temporary
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It would be even funnier if he ended up banging your girlfriend.
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He's Here
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Say that you're a big fan of his and that you have all his records.
When you end it, say "bye Vanilla!" |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Waiting for this guy
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Waiting for this guy
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Ask him if he has ever been to tpww and if not get him to.
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ELF ANGEL
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If his call is anything like his title there is no worries of dropping it.
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He's Here
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Fuck em' this is The War
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He never called.
ERG |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Fuck em' this is The War
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I guess it's for the better. What would I have said? Great seeing you on RAW every week. I can't lie to the guy.
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RAPTURE READY.
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shank shank shank
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ELF ANGEL
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Ha Ha
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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He's Here
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▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬
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Your friend jobbed to Cena...as in Blow Jobbed...
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So fucking sexy.
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Now that would be an interesting phone call.
"Yo, dog, this is John Cena, and I've just met your girl friend. Also of notable mention, her head has encased my penis and the sensation is one of imense pleasure." |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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"I have come to terms on the release of my semen into your friend's mouth. I wish it good luck in all it's future endeavors."
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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I would love to talk to John Cena
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One Of A Kind
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What a bizarre thread.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Adam West, on the other hand, is wondering where the Batpole is...
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One Of A Kind
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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He's Here
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Adam We and his CAT LAUNCHER!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Yeah, I with with tb1 at the time of this particular moment in time. Bizarre indeed.
You could hear Cena's voice in the background when he was talking to Krista (the girl) but he refused to talk on the phone. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Can you see me now? Good. Can you see me now? Good. Can you see me now? Good. |
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How the heck does this girl know John Cena? I mean besides biblically.
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So fucking sexy.
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How does she NEED to know him?
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More carbs & half the fat
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Why So Curious?
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TPWW Since '04
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Thats bullshit. He got caught up in some chick. |
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So fucking sexy.
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Yeah.
![]() Caught by the penis. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Fuck em' this is The War
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Fuck em' this is The War
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BAM
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