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Old 03-10-2004, 03:01 PM   #1
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What's the difference between Manchester United and Leicester City?
Leicester still have players in Europe.

Credit to the person on the Bristol City forum who came up with that.
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Old 03-10-2004, 03:12 PM   #2
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Old 03-10-2004, 05:46 PM   #3
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Old 03-10-2004, 05:48 PM   #4
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Old 03-10-2004, 06:04 PM   #5
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Paul Dickov was in a bar with all of his team mates. He approaches a German girl and asks "are you up for some sex love?"

She replies "nein!"

Dickov looks over his shoulder and points at random team mates in sucsession "one - two- three - four.........nine.......come on lads we're in!!!"
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Old 03-11-2004, 04:12 AM   #7
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:23 AM   #8
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I don't get the first joke.
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I don't get the first joke.
Manchester United got knocked out of European competition and Leicester City's players are currently locked up in a Spanish prision, which is in Europe.
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:43 AM   #10
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ROFL @ this email to football365

Open Letter To Messrs Keane, Neville And Ronaldo (Not The Real One)
You might remember that, just over a month ago, you celebrated your 90th-minute winning goal in your Premiership game against my team, Everton, by laughing, making obscene gestures and screaming profanities at the family section at Goodison Park.

Having just watched you surrender the Premiership title and crash out of Europe in the space of a few short weeks I just thought that I'd return the favour. I very much doubt that Football365.com would print exactly what I'd like to say to you arrogant twits but, rest assured, I've got two fingers up for you today. Oh and I'm laughing. Hard.
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You and him are both cunts
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:07 AM   #11
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After being accused of rape charges, the City players appeared to put up no defence... no change there then.
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:08 AM   #12
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@ Ricky's btw.
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After being accused of rape charges, the City players appeared to put up no defence... no change there then.
LOL YOU MADE AN LCFC FUNNEE
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Old 03-11-2004, 09:49 AM   #14
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You and him are both cunts
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Old 03-11-2004, 11:20 AM   #15
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Hilarious.
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Old 03-11-2004, 11:32 AM   #16
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Manchester United have set up a Call Centre for fans who are troubled by
their current form.


The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again, the number is...

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing
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Old 03-11-2004, 12:04 PM   #17
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At least it got us some more recognition,i mean the BBC has given us our own headline.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/default.stm

Near the bottom,above the fantasy football and Lawro's predictions pics.
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Old 03-11-2004, 11:46 PM   #18
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You and him are both cunts
lol yeah

Because seeing your rivals lose isn't going to make you happy.
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:02 PM   #19
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ROFL @ jokes

I thought it was funny when the United fans were all chanting "There's only one Ronaldo"

I was thinking yeah, he plays for Real Madrid
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:56 PM   #20
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The first joke doesn't work anymore.
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Old 03-12-2004, 04:44 PM   #21
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Never really worked to start with because not only are we in based in Europe, Fabian Barthez is still under Manchester United contract and he is still in European competition.
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Old 03-13-2004, 07:31 AM   #22
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Hey what's the difference between Machester United and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...
y'know mate...you might want to wait until after you play them in the FA Cup before you make jokes like that
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Old 03-13-2004, 07:58 AM   #23
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Hey what's the difference between Machester United and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...
That joke is usually reserved for teams who get knocked out in the first round.
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Old 03-13-2004, 12:21 PM   #26
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Old 03-13-2004, 03:25 PM   #27
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You might want to shut Gary Neville up then, since he's a long running source of humour at United's expense
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You might want to shut Gary Neville up then, since he's a long running source of humour at United's expense
I'll take that into account.
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