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Austin Quits WWE to Pursue a Career in Hunting
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We have just been informed that 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin has officially quit the WWE to pursue a career as a professional hunter. Austin told management this morning that his appearence at Wrestlemania 20 this Sunday will be his last appearence in a WWE ring. Austin was quite emotional during this meeting as he thanked everyone for bringing him back and said wrestling will always have a place in his heart. Austin had been planning on a career after wrestling for quite some time now and since he loves to hunt and is quite good at it, he wants to see if he has what it takes to turn pro. WWE Management thanked Austin for everything he has given them throughout the years and wishes him best of luck in his future endeavors. With all specualtion of Brock leaving after Wrestlemania and with Goldberg's contract up, one would have to wonder what the outcome of the match will be now that all three men involved in the match won't be back in the WWE after Sunday. |
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I hope this is a joke.
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I also hope this is a joke.
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This has to be a parody of brock
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I hope this isnt true, if it is then wtf is up with everyone leaving all of the sudden.
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rofl
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This is either a parody or a huge work - if this is all real, OMG LOL, it's still hilarious. That they'd lose all three of these guys at 'Mania. After All these "dream match" talks. Austin has successfully avoided jobbing to both men. LOL.
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WOW.
Look what I just saw... Triple H Quits WWE to Pursue a Career in Glass Making -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Credit Wrestlingplanet.com We have just been informed that Triple H has officially quit the WWE to pursue a career as a professional glass maker. Triple H told management this morning that his appearence at Wrestlemania 20 this Sunday will be his last appearence in a WWE ring. Triple H was quite emotional during this meeting as he thanked everyone for giving him an opportunity and said wrestling will always have a place in his heart. Triple H had been planning on a career after wrestling for quite some time now and since he loves to use glass to his advantage and is quite good at it, he wants to see if he has what it takes to turn pro. WWE Management thanked Triple H for everything he has given them throughout the years and wishes him best of luck in his future endeavors. With all specualtion of Triple H leaving after Wrestlemania, one thinks it will be a given that HBK or Benoit will walk away from WM XX as the new World Heavyweight champion. However, talk is that Triple H will retain at Mania, only to retire as the "Greatest" World Heavyweight Champion of all time since no one was able to beat him for it. |
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lol
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lol
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I've also heard rumor that BEE Windows have offered Triple H a job.
More on this breaking news story as we get it. |
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LOL at the Trips one. Gold.
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The Triple H one is great.
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lol at thread
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This just in:
Shawn Michaels quits the WWE to become a Priest |
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credit: http://www.beatingthejoketodeath.com
We have just been informed that Bubba Ray and D-Von, wrestling's famous Dudley Boys, have officially tendered their resignations to WWE. Their appearance at WM20 will be their last, according to their brother Spike. Official sources have confirmed that the Dudleyz plan to persue careers as professional furniture craftsman. "We've been destroying tables for so many years," stated Bubba Ray, "and we now feel it's time to give something back to the furniture community." Addittionally, we can exclusively reveal that Rob Van Dam, notoriously dissatisfied with his treatment by WWE management, will also be leaving the company immediately following WM20. His future plans are unknown, but word from his travel agent confirms that he has purchased plane tickets and passports to Jamaica, Colombia, Cuba, and Holland. As-yet-unconfirmed reports have been stating that Chris Jericho plans on leaving both WWE and his band Fozzy, and after a quick marriage to Trish Stratus in Las Vegas, will be using his status as "King of the World" to attempt to negotiate peace in the Middle East. At least one source is claiming that Mark Henry, Rikishi, and the Big Show have all quit WWE to become professional eaters. Several other sources claim that they did this years ago. |
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again
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LOL @ RVD
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Well your a joke so this is not a joke. Got it?
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And yet more...
credit: http://www.beatingthejoketodeath.com Hollywood Hulk Hogan has finallly retired from the wrestling biz to team up with the creaters of Hungry Hungry Hippos, to make the exciting new game...Hungry Hungry Hulk. Instead of hippos, the game will consist of 4 Hogan heads (70's Heel Hogan, 80's Hogan, 90's Face Hogan, and late 90's/early 00 Hollywood Hogan) and instead of marbles, the 4 Hogan heads will try to eat World Title's, PPV Main Events, and Steroids. |
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haha you look stupid now he has deleted his post.
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A-train Gets fired
www.waititsstillalive.com Before a meeting yesterday vince heard something in the broom closet. Then a scream. He open the door and was terrified. Bear bear! he shouted as spike dudley was being aten by A-train. A-Train ran out of the building and climbed a near by tree Fire men tried to coax him and get him down but he batted them away. HHH had an idea "A-train we have a match up next" A-train lied on the ground and HHH pinned him he was then tranqed and carried off to the Vet. |
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I thought that last one was aweful, Savior.
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Ok, I'm really confused? How much of this thread was a joke? Is Austin actually quitting?
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Yeah austin is quitting and HHH iIs gonna win at wrestle mania for the 3rd time in a row......oh wait
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^Well it only took you 2 hours to ruin a thread. Must be a new record
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splaya stop trying.
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![]() And, this is not wrestling related, could you and Splaya keep your opinions off the Wrestling boards. |
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