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Old 12-19-2007, 04:57 PM   #1
Chavo Classic
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Old 12-19-2007, 05:18 PM   #2
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Old 12-19-2007, 05:24 PM   #3
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CM Punk on commentary in ROH:

"I socked a horse in the eye once. He was chewing on my hand, but thats another story for another time."

"Hey, If I want you to open your mouth! I`ll drop my pants" - Austin Aries to a woman heckler

"You're like a human vaccum cleaner. You both suck and blow"
- Edge to Billy Gunn

"how many fanboys does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to screw it in and 9 to argue about how much better the last light bulb was." - jack evans
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Old 12-19-2007, 05:25 PM   #4
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Interviewer: Will you be able to get along with Jarrett tonight?

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Old 12-19-2007, 05:31 PM   #5
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"how many fanboys does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to screw it in and 9 to argue about how much better the last light bulb was." - jack evans
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Old 12-19-2007, 06:01 PM   #6
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Crowd: FUCK HIM UP, JOE, FUCK HIM UP

Danielson: Hey, here's a better chant: LOSE SOME WEIGHT, JOE, LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
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Old 12-19-2007, 06:13 PM   #7
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Punker on Ghost Hunters

"You guys ever Ghost-Hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend...I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him...but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts."
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Old 12-19-2007, 07:19 PM   #8
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Scott Hall: "Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach".

Val Venis: "This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's! So ladies, why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays?"

SCSA: "You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass." - someone had to mention it.
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Old 12-19-2007, 07:20 PM   #9
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Old episode of Prime Time Wrestling, Ted DiBiase is searching the crowd for the Million Dollar Belt and proceeds to run a metal detector over Bobby Heenan, finding a watch in his pocket:

DiBiase: Another watch? What are you doing with two watches?
Heenan: Well, I, uh...
DiBiase: (turns the watch over and reads) "Vince McMahon?"
Heenan: It was a gift!

During Hart vs Perfect, SummerSlam:

Monsoon: A look of concern on the faces of the parents of the Hitman.
Heenan: You know why they look concerned?
Monsoon: Why?
Heenan: They snuck in! They're scoping for the ushers!
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Old 12-19-2007, 07:21 PM   #10
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Oh, and the best Heenan quote ever:

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape! What an act of cowardism!
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Old 12-19-2007, 07:43 PM   #11
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:01 PM   #12
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"He just ran him over with a baby carriage. Now I've seen it all"

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Old 12-19-2007, 10:06 PM   #13
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:12 PM   #14
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:13 PM   #15
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:13 PM   #16
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why does it always digress into a tony shaivonne, jr thread?
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:33 PM   #17
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:00 PM   #18
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That turnbuckle isn't made of chocolate"

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Old 12-19-2007, 11:03 PM   #19
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"This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport."- Tony Schiavone after any rediculously overhyped moment.
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:18 PM   #20
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Bobby Heenan commenting on Hogan's entrance music

Heenan: "That's my second favorite song."
Monsoon: "I'm almost afraid to ask. Whats your favorite?"
Heenan: "All the rest are tied."
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Heenan: "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car."
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:43 PM   #21
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"This guy has no chance of winning. I'm gonna go into the back and get a coffee, I'll be back out later to face the winner for my belt that they have absolutely no chance of winning"

"Excuse me fellas, I need to get in the building, I'm gonna go over JJ Dillon's head" - to Senate building security in DC

"HELLO WINSTON SALEM!"

"And Vince McMahon, you are a genius. You created this whole thing known as sports entertainment. You sir, are a multibillionaire...but you did it all to make up for that fact that you have a very small PENIS" - Jericho
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:47 PM   #22
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:14 AM   #23
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:21 AM   #24
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"The Rock and HHH go way back...even in preschool here came baby HHH...'My diaper's that damn wet!'...How's this baby rattle up your candy ass..WHAM!!!! Or maybe back in the Colonial Days..George Rockington...Benedict Helmsley...'I cannot tell a lie. You are a monkey's anus.' Here again...US Constitution up your candy ass...WHAM!!! And even back in the cave man days...Cave Man Rock...Cave man HHH....'Fire good ugh!'...Here's something even better...giant club turned sideways up your candy ass...WHAM!!!!"- Rock promo on Raw in 2002
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:23 AM   #25
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"The Heart Break Kid lays down for absolutely nobody...cause he's always bending over..."
-Jason Sensation during the DX parody of the Corporation
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:27 AM   #26
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:33 AM   #27
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Pretty much everything Bobby Heenan ever said.
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:34 AM   #28
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:43 AM   #29
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:46 AM   #30
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Heenan: I KNOW who the Assassin is!!!!
Schiavone: Tell us, Bobby, who?
Heenan: He's the guy down at ringside wearing the mask!
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Old 12-20-2007, 08:21 AM   #31
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"For so long, I wanted to be like you; now I just want to prove that I am better than you."
-Jericho to HBK

"Here comes the pain, Michael."
-Tazz, during every single last Brock Lesnar entrance

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Old 12-20-2007, 08:25 AM   #32
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:38 PM   #33
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"Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions." -- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

"Tommy Rich, the John-Boy of pro-wrestling." -- Roddy Piper

"Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling." -- Rowdy Roddy Piper

"Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling." -- Roddy Piper on Ric Flair

"Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper." -- Roddy Piper

"Gene Mean, look at our body. Cameraman, zoom!" -- Iron Sheik

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Old 12-21-2007, 07:20 AM   #34
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Heenan: I KNOW who the Assassin is!!!!
Schiavone: Tell us, Bobby, who?
Heenan: He's the guy down at ringside wearing the mask!
I preferred this one at Survivor Series:

Heenan: I know who the Red Knight is.
Ray Combs: Then tell us, Bobby Heenan, I think we'd all like to know.
Heenan: He's the guy in the ring, in the mask. He just put an ankle lock on Bret Hart.
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:55 AM   #35
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:57 AM   #36
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"Oh my god he hit the man right in his balls!"
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:04 AM   #37
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"You guys ever Ghost-Hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend...I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him...but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts."


Say what you want about those indie guys, they are damn hilarious.

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Old 12-21-2007, 08:23 AM   #38
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And well well well............

"The man who drove Beulah McGullislutty into the mat so hard she didn't know whether to urinate, deficate, or ejaculate, I present to you Buh Buh Ray Dudley."

"I am the peeled banana in your fruitbowl of love"

"Well, well, well if you got an hour, I've got the power.

Joel 'You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat' Gertner"

"Joel 'So hot I gotta get in the sauna just to keep cool' Gertner"

Refering to Big Dick Dudley: "Attached to the creature who last night impregnated your mother ..."

"Joel 'The man who is so big he can't help from hurtin her' Gertner"

"I don't know what I'd do if I woke up in the morning and I wasn't me"

"The quintessential muffstuffer - opps, I mean studdmuffin"

"Joel 'Just like the Rubix Cube, the more you play with it, the harder it gets' Gertner"

"Joel 'Put your lipstick on my dipstick' Gertner"

"And you know, now that I've pounded the hype out of Lance Wright, I think it might be time to whip the smiles from Joey Styles"

"The quintessential studmuffin, Joel Gertner - remember that name, you'll be screaming it later"

"Joel 'Point the direction you want my erection' Gertner"

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"Joel 'Bigger and better than the Titanic, because only 400 women went down on the Titanic' Gertner"

"Joel 'I've busted more nuts than a peanut factory' Gertner"

"And then there's me - I'm like milk; I do a body good."

"The quintessential studmuffin, the man whose wit is more tongue in cheek than a lesbian orgy, Joel 'The man whose phone number is on your girlfriend's speed-dial, because she loves the way I sixty-nine her' Gertner"

"Squeeze my lemons till the juice runs down my leg"

"I'm hotter than a 15 year old girl in a field hockey skirt"

From his Prodigy interview: "Well, well, well ... put those floppy disks away here comes the man with the biggest hard drive in professional wrestling ... Joel 'I've got more RAM than you can handle' Gertner"

"Ladies and Gentlemen the following matchup scheduled for 1 fall with a 15 minute time limit, and your referee is bald"

"And there's me, Joel 'The biggest ladykiller in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson' Gertner."

"I am the quintessential studmuffin, Joel 'Delivers more package than UPS' Gertner."

"Joel 'I'm like the middle of the litter box...I'm always surrounded by pussy' Gertner"

"Joel 'The girls like to call me Fred Flinstone because they love the way I make their beds rock' Gertner
" Joel ' Im young , im hung and im skilled with my tongue ' Gertner "
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:39 AM   #39
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Oh, and the best Heenan quote ever:

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape! What an act of cowardism!
'Will you stop!'
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Old 12-21-2007, 02:34 PM   #40
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Heenan-"Ok who's number 3?"
Monsoon- "There's the buzzer!"
~Flair enters the 92 Rumble~
Heenan-"NO DAMNIT!! This isnt fair to flair!"
~Later that match~
Heenan-"Thank you Roddy...its not a skirt its a kilt...oh what the hell are you doing you skirt wearing freak!"
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