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Pelvic Sorcerer
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John Morrison facts.
John Morrison does not own a cheese grater, he just uses his abs. Fact.
Some carpenters have stopped using levels and switched to using John Morrison abs to make sure everything is flush. Fact. |
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Roll +Sharp
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Chuck Norris broke his hand punching Morrison in the stomach.
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Bin Ladin fears Morrison's abs.
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You can't teach that
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I want to fuck John Morrison's abs like they are 4 sets of tits.
What, too much? |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Thanks for ruining the thread MAH.
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You can't teach that
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Anytime BDC.
Not to mention this thread was ruined before it started. |
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President of Freedonia
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John Morrison would want everybody to post and agree with this topic:
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83714 |
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John Morrison was born October 3, 1979 in Los Angeles, California.
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John Morrison likes fried eggs in his burger.
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He was trained by former World Tag Team Champion
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I'm all there is
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99.99999999999999999999999% of humans need air to live; John Morrison is that air.
Last edited by Loose Cannon; 10-08-2008 at 09:58 PM. |
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Y2KoTF
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John Morrison's tears can cure cancer.
It's just to bad he doesn't cry. |
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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He should change his name back to Nitro.
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The Rum Diary
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John Morrison doesn't pray to a higher power, he is that power.
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The Rum Diary
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Doin' It Right
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John Morrison denied Lux entry into the Palace of Wisdom
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The Rum Diary
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John Morrison hired Juan to cut his lawn. FACT!
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Doin' It Right
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LOW BLOW
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The Rum Diary
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I'm sorry.
![]() You must spread some Reputation before giving it to Juan again. |
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Doin' It Right
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LOL At least I'm in the Palace of Wisdom and not across the street with binoculars.
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The Iconoclast
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Quote:
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Spammy Certified
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Quote:
Last edited by Savio; 10-10-2008 at 07:38 PM. |
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Dr.Pepper Lover
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Doin' It Right
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Quote:
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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The Rum Diary
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Pfft, fan boys.
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Doin' It Right
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Further proof that you are not in the Palace of Wisdom
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The Rum Diary
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I think you're currently haboring a grudge against me because John Morrison lets me come and go as I please while you only tend his hedges.
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Only 301 men were born with abs. Only John Morrison surived and the rest are dining in HELL!
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Get a poke on
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At least they'll have plenty of grated cheese for their food
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Franchise of TPWW
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LMAO, he really did do it.
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Narc stole my star
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The Ho Train were all Morrison's reject groupies.
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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John Morrison does not have washboard abs. Washboards have John Morrison ridges.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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If I was John Morrison, I would never wear a shirt.
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Save_Us.sandwich
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I have been conditioned to grimace at the beginning of John Morrison's entrance music. Not because I dislike Morrison, but because there is a 99% chance of Poochie being with him.
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Save_Us.sandwich
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Miz answered calls at a Suicide Helpline for 1 day. That day will forever go down in history as "Lemming Sunday".
Last edited by My Final Heaven; 10-10-2008 at 07:47 PM. |
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Narc stole my star
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The bible was actually written about the brilliance of John Morrison, but as modest as he is, wanted to remain anonymous under the guise 'God'.
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Inno Knows.
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Why hasn't he done with on TV yet?
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