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Did Kizarny ever debut?
Or have they just ran the promos?
Do they still run the promos? ![]() Last edited by Xero; 12-17-2008 at 04:52 PM. |
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#2 |
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He's at least up to dizark mizatches.
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Apparently he's a childhood friend of Edge and Christian. Can't wait to see him debut. Not too thrilled about the carny gimmick though.
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His gimmick will last a couple of months before he becomes a jobber on Heat. I'm interested in seeing what he's like in the ring. Doubtful he's even half as good as Edge, but if he is it'd be nice.
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What the Hell's a Kizarny?
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#6 |
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It's a tizerrible gimmick.
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First i've heard or seen any of this. Wow. Pretty awful.
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IT'S NOT A GIMMICK!
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#10 |
I am the cheese
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I have a freind that everytime he talks to me he speaks ONLY in carny. It's very ROLF.
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I am the cheese
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LOL @ ROLF. Not going to change it though.
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#12 |
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So that is Carny? lol
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#13 |
I am the cheese
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lol
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:rolf: =
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Man, I was hoping he'd use actual carnival lingo... like rubes and gaff and the patch.
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#17 |
I am the cheese
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...I am
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Holy fucking lol, that is terrible...
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Who thought that would even get one fucking ounce of overness?
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I love that video far more than I have any right to, simply because it is sooooo fucking terrible.
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I'm looking forward to an over the top entrance
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#22 |
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Over the big top that is
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#23 |
So fucking sexy.
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You know what upsets me most about Kizarny? It's the Goon, all over again. A great fucking idea with nigh endless potential and room for evolution...stunted by horrible, horrible execution. A carnival barker gimmick could be huge; the showmanship would be amazing, the lingo would be inspiring, the whole presentation of the man would bring interest and intrigue. Give him the look and the pressence, and let his wrestling and personality do the rest. THAT is a carnival gimmick.
Instead, we get a weirdo with a speech impediment. Greati dea, bad execution. Again. |
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#24 |
WOOOOOOOOO!
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He's debuting next week
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It could work, him saying that WWE is his carnival and they are all going for a ride or some shit.
Yes, I will try to find some positives out of anything in wrestling |
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#26 |
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Well, like I said--it would work like a motherfucker if his gimmick was just the carnival folk thing. Circus puns are easy to make, and the guy does look convincingly crazy.
The prizoblem izis thazat yizou cizan't gizet ovizer lizike thizis. Thizis is dizetrimental to the entizire gizimick and is clizearly hizarming his abizality to cizut prizomos. |
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Quote:
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Both are effectively novelty gimmicks. One's a little dumber, but neither is really worth a flying fish. Beyond novelty. Few novelties even get truly over. |
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#28 |
WOOOOOOOOO!
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Just like Eugene.
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#30 |
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But if wrestlers are carnies, and carnies resemble retards, then...
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Missed his dark match last night, pritty pissed.
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#32 |
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I don't know why, but I've been watching that video a lot
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#33 |
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Colt Cabana vs Kizarny.
Sort of. |
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#35 |
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That ring announcer is fucking awful.
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#37 |
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That's what WWE developmental is all about
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#38 |
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Kizarny sucks bizalls
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#39 |
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Sizavior Knows His Bizisuness.
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Sizucks*
Knizows* Hizis...?* |
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