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Hey Mister!
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Awesome Metalocalypse quotes
This and venture bros. have become my favorite adult swim shows.
inspired by BFM's post. |
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Hey Mister!
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"We've figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags. "
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Hey Mister!
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"His name is Doctor Rockso. He's the rock and roll clown. He does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know."
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Now. Here. Man.
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"I think I know what all of you are trying to say....I think....we need to build a space helicopter."
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Hey Mister!
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“Well then proves it! Show me a miracles that religion exists.”
“Well um, you know, there’s the bible right there.” “Well… maybe I’ll… re-evaluates my life, then.” |
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Now. Here. Man.
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"Put the boots to him. Medium-style."
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bonjour
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"When you see a piece of trash on the ground, don't just stand there. PICK IT UPPPPP!"
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#8 |
Now. Here. Man.
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"Make 'em wish dey was nevuh born. Give 'em the bluuues."
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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"Guitar made from Christ Cross"
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I'm a notary.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Aaah, what's the matter, we got you your favorite thing in the world, disapointment."
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Raw Video Footage
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Venture Bros. Season 3 is awesome.
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Now. Here. Man.
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That's my bread and butter you're fucking with.
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Hey Mister!
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Now. Here. Man.
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I'm still a sucker for Dr. Orpheus myself. "Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?!?!"
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Season 3 is especially awesome. Not one episode seemed like a "paycheck".
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#17 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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I don't know names, I never actually watched the show, but I just Youtube'd it and it looks hilarious. I like this right here:
"By the way, teeths grow back! Don't you remember being a little kid when your teeth would fall out and your teeth would grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient northguard orthar the tooth collector give you a pickle dickle?" "JUST GET OUT OF HERE" wtf..... |
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