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A Property of Matter
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The WWE Should Just Have Two Guys Fuck on PPV
You want ratings? Book an angle where you're building up to two men actually legit fucking in the ring, live on PPV. Obviously you'd have to book it in a venue that would permit this type of match in front of a live audience and you could only sell tickets to adults (and they WOULD sell).
It's pretty clear that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas. So why not restart the Attitude Era with a literal bang by having two grown men fuck. No beating around the bush with Katie Vick angles. Have your John Cena match and then have somebody like Festus fuck The Brian Kendrick in the ass in the middle of the ring. You would probably have to fire both of them after it's over. Obviously it would make headlines on all the news outlets. Would it work? |
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He's Here
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Undertaker and Edge. Book it.
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Doin' It Right
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Juan seems indifferent about this thread.
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#5 |
A Property of Matter
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Smarky Smarkson: So I just got done watching Festus fuck The Brian Kendrick. It definitely wasn't a main event fucking. His cum shot was terrible. I think it should have been Christian fucking The Brian Kendrick. I give this fucking three stars.
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#6 |
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Couldn't believe Van Dam debuted the Van Face Fuck. That was ridiculous, did you see the height he got?
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I agree. I saw Bryan Danielson fuck Austin Aries and it was a 5 star ass fuck. You WWE marks don't know shit.
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#8 |
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Chikara has some awesome fucking. It can be silly at times, but that's why I like it.
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TNA booked a terrible ass fuck. A.J Styles was well on his way to completion, only to have Kevin Nash bury him with a torn quad ass fuck.
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btw, this thread is awful, but I'll probably post in it 10 times
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Can't believe more WWE guys don't have torn rectums. It's pretty clear they're on enhancers.
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Batista tore his tricep ass fucking a basketball.
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A Property of Matter
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I think this might be one of those "that's so crazy it might work" ideas. Why not have two guys fuck?
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Kanyon might have a chance to get back into the WWE.
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This could be the ME of the WWE UnCenSorEd PPV I was thinking about.
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RIP SABU
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I'd rather see Triple H blow Shane O'Mac in the middle of the ring.
And by Triple H, I mean Rosa Mendez And by Shane O'Mac, I mean me. And by blow.... yea, you know what it's all about. |
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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I'd like to see Hornswoggle fuck Khali.
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juan and xero fucking since there up each others asses all the time.think they really are gay faggots
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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Did someone see Bruno?
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I've got that Nerd Rage.
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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What was the name of that tag team in WCW that got took of the air by Standards and Practices?
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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I think the idea is so outlandish it probably could work but yeah the WWE is marketed towards children as of late so I doubt Vince would allow it
and Linda is on some school board so she doesn't want to look bad Hell I'd probably buy the ppv only if it was Cody Rhodes and Christian fucking |
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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King of Love and Piss
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umaga and big show
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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You can't teach that
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The Fucking today is just so fake. I remember when I was a kid, they all thought the fucking was so real.
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#30 |
A Property of Matter
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I did see Bruno but it wasn't until I was about finished posting this wonderful idea that I realized this scenario pretty much happened in the movie. No, my scenario was a reactionary idea born out of the disgust of last night's Raw. Unlike Bruno the fans would not boo the two men fucking because they would know it is going to happen. That's what they're paying to see. So you'd build it for a few months with your two dudes going on dates and hitting on each other backstage in a very romantic manner. I guess you could use Divas, but they're really trying to build a respectable division there so I wouldn't.
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#31 |
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It would be a lot better having the wrestlers get fucked instead of us, that's for sure.
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toothless aggression
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i still vote for undertaker & edge...
with me as the guest referee |
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#33 |
You can't teach that
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toothless aggression
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i have no problem with that
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#35 |
Y2KoTF
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How has Afterlife NOT posted in this thread yet???
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Classic Cool
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#37 |
You can't teach that
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#38 |
OLD SCHOOL FAN
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