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The best un-known jobs in TNA Wrestling
These are some jobs that are out there in TNA Wrestling that few know about....
1. Samoa Joe's Black Head Towel Washer. 2. Delivery Person of Kurt Angle's Fake Rose He Wears on His Suit. 3. Delivery Person of Sting's Face Paint (Note: This is a high turn over position as you see on TV there are weeks that Sting wears no face paint, meaning the person delivering it has quit or stole the paint) 4. Men's Room Attendant for the Main Event Mafia (Note: This entails assisting them to the Toilet stalls, keeping the super poly-grip stocked, as well as the just-for-men facial hair and head hair dye stocked as well.) 5. Kurt Angle's Head Shaver 6. Matt Morgan's hair collector (Note: You will have to follow Matt Morgan around and pick up the hair as it falls off of his head). 7. Scott Steiner's entrance theme facilitator (Note: You will drive a police cruiser up to the impact zone and turn on your sirens when he is about to come out). 8. A.J. Styles entrance theme vocalist (Note: You will simply listen to the instruments and repeatedly say "I am, I am". Just follow the prompts). 9. Technological Gimmick Selector (Note: You simply sit at a computer and every 2-3 minutes when TNA signs a new wrestler, you type in the word "The" into the computer, hit the "Match" button, and then select a name for the wrestler, i.e. The boss, The monster, the phenominal, the outlaw, the icon, the pope, the guru, the blueprint, the samoan submission machine, etc.) 10. Orchestra conductor for "The Monster" Abyss (Note: This requires you to wear a tux, put on a long haired wig, get very red in the face, sweat alot, and violently conduct Abyss' theme song by thrashing around as he makes his entrance *** highly physically demanding position ***). 11. Creative writer for Rhino (Note: This is a limited seasonal position requiring you to only work 2-3 weeks every 4 to 5 months when Rhino is used). 12. People to bow at ringside (We are looking for 3 to 4 motivated people with strong backs to bow continuously at ringside during Sting's entrance). 13. Oxygen reducer (This position requires someone with a creative mind to come up with ways to eliminate any and all oxygen getting into Suicide's costume. He's trying to kill himself, hence the name). 14. Kidnapper (Someone ballsy enough to grab Velvet Sky and take her to my house, gawd!) Anyone got any other jobs they know of in TNA Wrestling? |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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god fucking damnit
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He's Here
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Eh...
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I am just trying to help in these tough economic times, the unemployment rate is like 10% you know.
pffffff puh pfffff pfffff |
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He's Here
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that would be known as typerventilating, had it for years. I am calm myself down by jamming my face in the printer and breathing slowly
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Feeling Oof-y
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![]() (although 'typerventilating' was quite amusing) |
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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Hey
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He's Here
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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The thread had no chance to begin with.
It had 'TNA' in the title. |
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He's Here
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Now, if it had "Time Machine" in the title, it would be 4 pages by now.
Mainly because people would use their time machines and post rapidly. |
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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I'm still trying to find one of these...
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He's Here
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Feeling Oof-y
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You know that’s right
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You'd think they would just record their wrestlers' theme songs and play the tape instead of playing them live each time.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I agree about Suicide's costume seeming to be ridiculously unsafe though
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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15. the guy that oils up the beautiful people before each show
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Where the hell do I sign up?
Last edited by Sixx; 10-01-2009 at 01:48 PM. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Am I the only one who thinks 'The Blueprint' sounds like a cool nickname for a wrestler? Is it being used already?
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The Great Pink Hope
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It's High Noon!
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The Great Pink Hope
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Technically the best unknown job in TNA would be Vince Russo's. I haven't got a clue what the fuck he's doing, done or is going to do in wrestling that makes people want to pay him.
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Request CWK's name be changed to "Jay Leno Except Not As Funny".
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