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Old 04-29-2010, 07:56 PM   #1
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Former WWE wrestler Chyna is allegedly under investigation for her role in a violent altercation in Los Angeles, and according to TMZ sources, the accuser said that the situation became so intense (complete with punching, hair-pulling, etc.) that she felt her life was in danger.

No arrests have been made regarding the incident, and attempts to contact Chyna have gone unanswered.

According to the TMZ report, the Los Angeles Police Department is looking into claims made by Gabriela Targos, alleging that on April 24, Chyna -- whose real name is Joanie Laurer -- asked her to meet up at a motel. However, upon Targos' arrival, the wrestling pro and former 'Surreal Life' and 'Celebrity Rehab' star "immediately snapped and began attacking her for no reason."

During the incident, TMZ reports that Chyna, 39, allegedly punched Targos, beat her with a wire hanger, dragged her by her hair and threatened her life. The incident only came to an end when Targos escaped the motel room, ran down the street and flagged down police officers.

During her time on 'Celebrity Rehab,' Laurer struggled to admit that she had an addiction to steroids or any other substances, and claimed she was on the show voluntarily.

In December of 2008, Chyna was rushed to the hospital after having too many drinks at her own birthday party, where friends found her passed out with cuts on her arms. Upon arrival at the hospital, she was so intoxicated that doctors were unable to perform a psychological test.

Chyna shot to fame in the late '90s during her time with the WWE, where she was known as "The Ninth Wonder of the World" because of her massive frame and muscles. Since she was so much larger than all of the other female wrestlers in the company, Chyna would often face off with men.

She later gained further notoriety when a sex tape she made with a fellow wrestler was leaked.

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Old 04-29-2010, 07:58 PM   #2
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Wanna bet it was attempted rape
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:58 PM   #3
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This is the girl on the left.
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Wanna bet it was attempted rape
If it was, I'm sure Chyna used the quote in my sig.
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This is the girl on the left.
Well I didn't think it was the man on the right.
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:00 PM   #7
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That is not a man.


It is clearly a corpse of some unhuman species, re-animated and dressed like Joan Rivers.
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:44 PM   #9
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A wire hanger? Was she trying to abort her?
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A wire hanger? Was she trying to abort her?
Wait, what?
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That's some kinky shit... Had to be sex, they met up in the motel room. What other reason would you (the female in this instance) meet up with her in a motel? Chyna was just too agressive...
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Chynas finally decided to stop pretending to be homosexual and start dating women
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Chyna likes it rough... real rough, fella.
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That's some kinky shit... Had to be sex, they met up in the motel room. What other reason would you (the female in this instance) meet up with her in a motel? Chyna was just too agressive...
Drugs. Both options are equally plausible though.
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Drugs. Both options are equally plausible though.
Sex and drugs... Maybe drugs and sex...
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Chyna has a mutilated penis for a vagina
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Chyna has a mutilated penis for a vagina
Yeah we kinda already got that... didn't figure it actually had to be stated...
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Old 05-01-2010, 02:00 AM   #22
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I know I was only hoping to put an image into your head....Chyna's Penis. See how that works.
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I know I was only hoping to put an image into your head....Chyna's Penis. See how that works.
Not really doing much for me, fella. Then again, that's not really my thing...
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I don't imagine it would be anybodys thing. Except for Sean Waltman. It wasn't meant to be a good thought TJ
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