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#81 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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#82 |
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Surprised this one hasn't been done yet.
"One! Two! ...two and a half! ...two and three quarters! ...two and five eighths! ..." |
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#83 | |
Has an evil monkey...
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#84 |
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*Benoit has Michaels in the Crossface.*
Ref: He said he didn't want to tap! *Ref tackles Benoit and puts him in a Crossface of his own.* |
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#85 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Ref: And none of this...
*Ref gouges HBK in the eye* Or this: *Kicks HBK in the groin.* and especially this! *gives HBK a Piledriver* |
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#86 |
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5000 points to Vastardikai for that!
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#87 |
Now. Here. Man.
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Writer 1: Well, now that the writing session for next week's Raw is over, I've got to go make balloon animals at a birthday party and practice throwing pies. Is my face-paint on right?
Writer 2: Yeah, but your rubber nose is crooked. Hey, you mind giving me a ride home? The short bus broke down today? Writer 1: Sure, just hop into my tiny car over by the trapeze artist's trailer. (EDIT: For some odd reason, I thought it said "writers" instead of "announcers." Huh....Guess I need to look closer next time) Last edited by Nowhere Man; 05-06-2004 at 08:37 PM. |
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#88 |
Instant Credibility
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Call Girl: Mr. Ross. I'm here from A-1 Escorts. What services did you want today?
JR: SLOBBAKNOCKA!!! Call Girl: Oh, of course...never heard it called that before but OK...**gets on knees. goes to work** JR: BAH GA- whoah..watch the teeth there, sweety. Call Girl: Sorry *back to work** JR:BAHGAWDSTUNNERBBQSAUCEGUVMENTMULEBAHGAWD!!!! |
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#89 |
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(Tazz): "I'm a Gary Coleman impersonator. Whatchu talkin' 'bout??"
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#90 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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SCENE: The Stamford Mall. Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, and Tazz are doing some birthday shopping for Mister McMahon.
COLE: So, what do you guys think we should get Vince? JR: Bah gawd, that sonofabitch. Damn him to hell! DAMN HIM TO HELL! TAZZ: ...uh, yeah. Do they still have that fireworks store here? You know, "Rocketbusters?" COLE: I think you just made that up. TAZZ: But, Joey Numbers said... COLE: You made Joey Numbers up. He didn't say anything. KING: PUPPIES! COLE: Oh, shit, Tazz, why didn't you tell me we were getting close to the pet store? KING: PUPPIES! TAZZ: Here comes the pain! COLE: What? Cole walks into a crossbeam. JR: Bah gawd, that metrosexual is LITERALLY BROKEN IN HALF! KING (sadly): Puppies... COLE: Wait a minute! TAZZ: What? COLE: What if we got him a bird or something. We all know how much he loves high-fliers... All laugh. TAZZ: Wolverines can fly, Cole! COLE: For the last time, no they don't! JR: Barbecuesaucerattlesnakeunprettierinallmyyearsinthisbusiness! COLE: That's it! KING: Puppies? COLE: No. A rattlesnake. JR: BAH GAWD IT'S AUSTIN! STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD! |
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#91 |
Spammy Certified
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*JR Watching porno*
JR: Ba......bahhh......bah.........bahhh......BAhhhhhhhh........BAHGAWDHE'SBROKENINHALFSTUNNERGOOGODOHMI GHTSTONECOLDTHATSOBBBQSTUNNERSTUNNERSTUnner....stunner |
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#92 |
SEX APPEAL
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*King goes to a pet store, he walks up to a cage full of dogs*
King: PUPPIES! *Pet store owner walks up to him* Pet Store Owner: May I help you? King: PUPPIES! Pet Store Owner: Yes, those are puppies. *King walks over to a fish tank* King: PUPPIES! Pet Store Owner: Not quite. King: PUPPIES! Pet Store Owner: No they aren't. *King walks over to the pet toys* King: PUPPIES! Pet Store Owner: Now you're just being ridiculous.. |
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#93 |
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1000 points to PureHatred!
If WWE wrestlers entered other sporting events. |
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#94 |
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Oh, I can't resist this one.
"And now, the next challenger in our greased pig lassoing contest, from Houston, Texas, he is the ROUND UP RANGER, THEEEEEE UNNNNNNDERTAKERRRRRRRRR!!!!" |
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#95 |
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"And now appearing as the greased pig.... MAAAAAAAARRRRK HEENNNNNNNNNRRRRRY!!!!"
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#96 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
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And now, the starting center for the Detroit Pistons.... KKKEEEEVVVVVIIIIN NAAASSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!
ANNOUNCERS: And the game is underway... There's the tip off..... Wait, looks like we have an injury... I may be jumping to conclusions, but it appears that Kevin Nash has torn his quad.... |
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#97 |
SEX APPEAL
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Announcer: Now the newest Seymour High School Amateur Wrestling recruit, HUNTER HEARST HELMSELY.
*wrestling begins* Announcer 1: It appears we have a pin 3 seconds into the match. Announcer 2: He wont stop pinning him! Announcer 1: He seems to be holding the kid down. Announcer 2: We could be here all night, folks. Announcere 1: He's now reprimanding his opponent for using the internet... |
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#98 |
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"Introducing our newest entrant in the world of the competitive ass kicking... ZAAAAACH GOOOOWWWWWWWEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
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#99 |
Instant Credibility
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**The NFL Draft ended 4 hours ago. Madison Square Garden is completely empty**
Brock Lesnar: Hey??!! Nobody called my name...hey! I'm the next big thing...anybody in here? Hellooooo? Anybody??? Who turned out those lights? **rolls up in fetal position** |
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#100 |
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#101 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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"Man, that Goon is kind of rough. Do you think the Flames fans will get used to him?"
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#102 |
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What the Spanish announcers are thinking every time their table gets destroyed.
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#103 |
Instant Credibility
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I'm going to post what I wrote in a similar topic. i'm lazy...sue me:
'Y aqui viene los dos gran gueras, Los Tres H y La Roca. Los Tres H tiene La Roca aqui en la mesa .No se necesitamso mover..que vas a hacer? OH NO!! Esta haciendo on 'bomba con fuerza!!' NOOOO!!NOOOO!! DIOS MIO! DIOS MIO!!!! PORQUE?!!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! !!!!!!' |
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#104 |
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"Oh no, our table."
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#105 |
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You must spread some reputation before giving it to PureHatred again.
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#106 |
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Hose Concacocaco: 'Oh look they are coming towards us'
GuywhooversoldatKOTR98: 'Yes, I hope we are not victims to a powerbomb or something?' Hose Concacocaco: BAWH GOWD, BAWH GOWD A POWERBOMB THROUGH OUR TABLE |
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#107 |
Spammy Certified
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Caliente leche gorgos en un paco!
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#108 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Yo Quero Taco Bell.
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#109 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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CARLOS: ¡Por Dios! ¡Por Dios! ¡Ese hijo de una perra! ¡Maldígalo al infierno! ¡Serpiente de cascabel de la salsa de la barbacoa de la maravilla! ¡Frío De piedra! ¡Frío De piedra!
HUGO: ¡Perritos, Carlos! ¡Perritos! |
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#110 |
Instant Credibility
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Frio de piedra!!!...LOL
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#111 |
Elitist Member
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"Man am I ever tired"
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#112 |
Now. Here. Man.
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(I didn't take Spanish in school
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#113 | |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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Translation for anyone who doesn't speak Spanish (NM):
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#114 |
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lol
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#115 |
SEX APPEAL
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Spanish Commentator: I know I should be kind of bummed out that my table was just destroyed, but I'm in my 50s, I watch wrestling, I am constantly laughed at by English speaking divas around my office, I should just be happy to be around wood, because I sure as hell can't get any anymore.
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#116 |
Mas Vagina Porfavor
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Spanish Commentator: WOW, the audience still believes we're Spanish, and not just two guys paid to sit at a commentary table that gets destroyed ever show.
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#117 |
Guest
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I took 3 yrs of Spanish and don't understand a word of it.
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#118 |
Peeps Unite
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"Si."
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#119 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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"Damnit. I knew we shouldent have bought our tables from Target"
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#120 |
PSN: SirHankScorpio
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^^^
LOL! Excellent pun |
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