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The Classic Dylan Staples
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#242 |
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#243 |
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Announcer: And now its Benoit squaring up for the high jump...
*Jump* JR: BAHGAWD BAH GAWD Benoit did it he smashes the glass celing he has broken the ceiling!!! Using a ladder, he has SMASHED THE CEILING BAH GAWD BAH GAWD |
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#244 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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As the French curling team and the Canadian curling team faced off in an intense match, the crowd started chanting "USA! USA! USA!"
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#245 |
Triple A's a bitch
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Olympic Weight Wrestling Finals:
US lifter is about to break world record, french guy runs out and clobbers him (carrying flag & poodle). US guy gets up, busts a rap and throws him a packet of nuts. Announcer: BAHGAWD! DAMNED-FRENCH-PHENOMS-STUNNER-PEDIGREE-BAHGAWD! |
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#246 |
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Freestyle Wrestling:
*Guy #1 has a basic headlock on Guy #2, Guy #2 counters in to THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!! He then pulls down his straps and puts Guy #1 in ANKLE LOCK!!! and he taps out* |
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#247 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Jim Ross: King, somethings going on in the back... What we're seeing is a live shot of the aftermath... It appears that someone has attacked Nancy Kerrigan backstage... It appears that her knee is hurt bad King...
King: PUPPIES!!!!!! JR: King, figure skaters don't have puppies. ![]() |
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#248 |
Instant Credibility
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JR: This man and wife from the great state of Florida are just moments away from winning Olympic gold in this mixed pairs figure skating competition, she leaps in the air, ready to pull off this majestic lift...
Lawler: Woo hoo..he's gettin' a handful!! JR: BAHGAWD HE JUST DROVE HIS OWN WIFE INTO THE ICE LITERALLYBROKERNINHALFBAHGAWD!!! Lawler: He's skating over to the first row, and he's now playing tonsil hockey with the judge from Finland!! Woo Hoo JR: JEZZEBEL!!! |
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#249 |
One Man Horror Show
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Announcer: "Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia: the Canadian Gymnastics Team!"
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#250 |
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LOL. I think PureHatred had the best one.
Bad WWE-inspired pickup lines. |
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#251 |
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My brother came up with this one, and I thought it was pretty hilarious, so credit goes out to him... and Vastardikai.
"Hey baby, can you Suck it, Digga???" |
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#252 |
Now. Here. Man.
Posts: 8,370
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"If I can be serious for just one moment......nice shoes, wanna f>uck?"
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#253 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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"Hey-uh, Baby-uh! I'm Just-uh... THAT DAMN GOOD-UH!"
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#254 |
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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"That's right baby S-T-D" *points to his dick three times*
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#255 |
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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Actually thinking about it that's not a very good chat up line
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#256 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Lets go....rest.....in.....peace!
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#257 |
The Caption Crippler
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Stone Cold 3:16 says I will f-ck your ass, or beat it. Take your pick
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#258 |
Guest
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Hey babe, I am the Game, wanna play me?
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#259 |
Takes my pain away
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If u smell...lalalallalalala....
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#260 |
Has an evil monkey...
Posts: 7,299
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You can't see me
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#261 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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Hi, I'm Sean. Want to go back to my cage?
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#262 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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You look sooooooooooo good to me.
Last edited by OssMan; 05-17-2004 at 08:35 PM. |
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#263 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Hear Me. Feel me...up
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#264 |
Art Teacher
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Hey baby just come and see why I'm Just....Too....Sweeeeeeeet
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#265 |
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Hey,I got two words for ya....SUCK IT!
*crutch chop* |
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#266 |
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,329
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Hey baby, come with me, -Insert Name Here- Version 1, and help me create -Insert Name Here- Version 2!
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#267 |
Now. Here. Man.
Posts: 8,370
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*Points at drunken blonde in bar*
YOU'RE NEXT!!!! |
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#268 |
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^
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#269 |
Art Teacher
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They say you women like it big...that's one of them in-ue-ndos
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#270 |
Has an evil monkey...
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Got head?
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#271 |
Fthagn?
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"And that's the bottom line.."
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#272 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
Posts: 51,463
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You look soooooo good to me.
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#273 |
Has an evil monkey...
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*puts on best deep voice*
Heeeeeeeeeeeello laaaadies |
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#274 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH"
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#275 |
Fthagn?
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It's Vader time.
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#276 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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Once I start, AINT NO STOPPIN ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#277 |
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6000 points to Nowhere Man with two gems, though the Goldberg reference just had me bawling. I could totally imagine him doing that!
![]() If Triple H was your boss... |
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#278 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
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" So honey, let me get this straight. Your boss owns a company that's only purpose is for the employees of the said company it to service him? "
" Basically... We were originally going to be grave diggers, but he quickly realized he doesn't need a staff to bury people." |
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#279 |
Rock n Roll SuperStar
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HHH: You're job is to wax my championship strap once every 15 minutes."
Me: "Is that all?" HHH: "Also make sure there are no boogers in my nose." Me: "So you mean this is a full time job?" |
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#280 |
Inno Knows.
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HHH: "Around here you have to earn your spot, there are no handouts around here."
Me: "So is this a good time to tell you I'm fu>cking your daughter?" HHH: "Son you got Vice President written all over you!" |
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