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View Poll Results: Sexiest Street Fighter Bitch? | |||
Chun-Li |
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5 | 33.33% |
Cammy |
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5 | 33.33% |
Sakura |
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2 | 13.33% |
Rose |
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0 | 0% |
Karin |
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0 | 0% |
R. Mika |
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0 | 0% |
Juni & Juli |
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0 | 0% |
Ibuki |
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0 | 0% |
Makoto |
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1 | 6.67% |
Elena |
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0 | 0% |
C. Viper |
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1 | 6.67% |
Juri |
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1 | 6.67% |
Voters: 15. You must log in or register to vote on this poll. |
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Hottest Videogame Chick: Street Fighter Edition
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_________________________________________________________________ Vote for the hottest World Warrior bitch evar. Do it now. Chun-Li ![]() Yatta! Kicking off the list is the first lady of fighting games herself. Comically thick thighs more akin to Brazilian models than female martial artists is one (two) of her trademarks, but they have function: lightning fast kicks being her trademark attack. She also set the standard that female fighters are often faster than the males. In 3rd Strike she underwent a retooling that made into the poking machine she is today. Also she has thick thighs. Cammy ![]() Lock on! Let's take a look at Delta Red's British agent. Her win pose is a tease and her camouflage paint isn't stealthy, but she's a cute design. She doesn't really have notable physical traits; normal legs, smaller than most game chick's bust, and an overall petite body. She actually looks like the gymnast girls who can do some of her moves in real life. It totally helps that she finds all sorts of reasons for opening her legs and/or putting somebody between them in a throw. Also like gymnast. Sakura ![]() She wins! ...We win! Sakura's overhead (a usually downward strike that breaks crouching guards) is wide downward kick wear her skirt is pretty much lifted the whole time. Aside from being a useful move, it's widely known as a fanservice move. Her whole design may be a play on a fanservice trope but that doesn't make her any less cute and spunky. She's jailbait who will land Ryu in prison sooner or later, but until then we'll just appreciate her 'strong conviction for training hard and fighting strong opponents'. And her short skirt. Rose ![]() You're nervous, aren't you? Aside from an epic rack, Rose is otherwise a conservative woman who leaves a lot to the imagination. There's something scary about a woman who can read your desires, probably why she covers up in the first place. When she gives a handjob, it's a palm reading, but she's Romanian (most likely) so you it doesn't hurt to ask. Who wants to be the guy who unbuttons that outfit? Karin ![]() She's rich, bitch. Woefully underused but not forgotten. Karin is Sakura's rival, and evidently a close friend as well. While she has the schoolgirl set-up, she has a few difference, and not in the Ryu/Ken sort of way. Her fighting style is not related to shoto at all, and she doesn't seem to play that fanservice game. She wears long gym tights under her skirt, and she rather give a palm to the face rather than kick as high she can. No tease from her, she's busy being better than you. R. Mika ![]() Diva Search is beneath her. Rainbow Mika is a professional wrestler who actually summons a turnbuckle for some of her moves. She also has a move where she butt slams you, and she rubs her ass if she misses. I'm not sure what they were thinking when they made her, or what slot she was intended to fill in the Street Fighter mythos, but she summons turnbuckles so there. Juni & Juli ![]() Gangbang, but not your gang. When Cammy all evils she was one of a few brainwashed girls under Bison's control, these were his Killer Dolls. While Capcom have official names and backstories for all of them, the two prominent ones are Juni and Juli. They also shared Cammy's Killer Bee era fashion sense, though even they covered up their legs. Juli is T. Hawks little sister, so she probably wouldn't get many dates. Then again they're all brainwashed killers so keep a distance anyway. Ibuki ![]() Ninja girls win by default. Ibuki is a ninja. A ninja girl who knowingly bares her thighs to distract her opponent. And she has a pet raccoon. Win. Makoto ![]() Hey babe, you look kinda cu- AAHHHHHH! No fanservice kicks. No skimpy outfit. No cute mannerisms. Not so much as a flirtatious smile between fights. All you get is primal screaming, headbutts, chops to your shin, and a punch in the balls that causes ripples in reality. Nobody would hit on this chick. Hell, if it wasn't for the slightest of peaks into her sports bra/tanktop you'd think she was a boy. And she may like it that way, because she's out to fight. For real. No joke. No mercy. Elena ![]() One of these girls is not like the other. Elena is a blue-eyed African with white hair who uses a Brazilian fighting style and attends a Japanese school. She also fights in a bikini. Not news as far as fighting game chicks go but you'd have to see her in motion with Street Fighter 3's lovely animation. Too bad she most likely has aids or malaria or something. Off. Limits. C. Viper ![]() MILF case in point. Crimson Viper is a professional who juggles work life with motherhood. Her strive to make a better life for her little girl makes her a hard worker and role model for single mothers everywhere. She dresses to impress, and uses all the right tools to get the job done. She always has time for a phone call to her daughter, and you won't catch her bitching about not having a man around. She even wears a tie to work. She's an upstanding woman of values. Juri ![]() He's getting her good side. Juri's a homicidal bitch with a cyborg eye who may or may not be bisexual/lesbian. Her top is pretty hot, and wearing traditional tae kwan do pants doesn't mean she can't show off some sexy underlings there. Her color scheme is also my tastes. Her stupid hair doesn't even throw off her swagger. Yeah, I said swagger. She has it. And sexy too. |
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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BAY BAY
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Lol, fucking hell.
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King K Cool
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Well I'm not going to be all "lol you find videogame girls hot. Pathetic" or whatever, but I'm just going to say that I knew as soon as I saw the title of this thread on the main page that it would be a Kalyx triaD thread.
Also, Sakura, Karin and Ibuki are school girls. Meaning they are underage.... I don't know about Makoto though. All I know is that she's "quite young". |
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Two weeks.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I don't find the finding video game girls hot thing weird, but the write ups about the video game girls you find hot thing is pretty weird. So is the finding video game girls hot thing actually.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Did KT write that all up himself, or is that a list from somewhere?
Gotta be honest I don't really find any of them hot, but then the pictures aren't really that great, and I can't be bothered to google them all. |
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Oh, and besides Chun Li and Cammy, all the Street Fighter chicks look the same to me.
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ELF ANGEL
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Ivy from Soul Calibur is a hot bitch.
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XBL TAG : Mootkinstein
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Sakura in this
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Baird
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Shows how long it's been since I played a Street Fighter game, I have no clue who of those girls are besides Chun-Li and Cammy.
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Raw Video Footage
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Donkey Punch Elite
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mortal kombat edition
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If people didn't some of these Street Fighter chicks they sure as well wouldn't know MK girls out side of Sonja, Katana, and Mileena. I wonder if people would even know Kira or Li Mei.
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I'm Brllnt!
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Was a toss up between Cammy and Chun-Li, went with Chun-Li
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Donkey Punch Elite
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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Unless it says somewhere that Sakura is 15 or something. Not going to look it up, tbh. I'm not sure about some of those write ups, myself, Kalyx. You seem to focus a little on what they do in game like Sakuras overhead or Chun-Li's pokes. I'd have thought it would have been better to have official character art rather than a screenshot and just a sentence or two about the girls character. For example: "Juri is the psycho kinky type and is said to be bisexual in her bio. Her feet seem to be her main 'appeal' for a lot of people but it could also be the constant licking of her lips or the flirty comments she seems to make a lot." It's not really important if she has a pinwheel kick that's hard to beat. This gets to the point faster and it reduces the "Oh God, this is sad!" replies because it becomes more of a "What kind of girl are you into?" question just with a Street Fighter theme to it. "I like the kinky type so I'd say Juri" or "I like English accents so I'd go for Cammy." |
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Hey Mister!
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Yeah, alluding to a videogame character's kinkiness and sexual preference will definitely reduce the number of "this is sad" comments.
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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I meant if you looked at it more as the characters representing different types of women, it makes it a more approachable question.
Juri representing the kinky girl, Viper reprsenting the "MILF" etc. |
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Over Like Rover
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The bird in the school uniform representing the paedophile's playtoy etc.
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Over Like Rover
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And this is 'pretty sad'. I bet Caveman Bro used to make random mocking grunting noises in the direction of Caveman Pwner when he caught him rubbing his balls on his naked cavewall chalk bird, the same way the guy who says 'lol Jessica Rabbit was hot' rips into the sad fucker he catches knocking one out over the Who Framed Roger Rabbit collectors magazine.
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Two weeks.
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Hey Mister!
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I won anothrt match with Makoto today, so I pick her.
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Cammie. I love the accent.
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Mad
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Loser
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Member
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Fag(s)
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Will be applying Drakul's idea in future threads. Almost feel like rewriting these but no... they remain.
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