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Fuck em' this is The War
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Supernatural Superkicks
Here's what I've got so far. Been pondering other scenarios but RUNNING LOW on ideas.
Also, this felt more wrestling forum than casual so dunno Quote:
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King K Cool
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You wake up in the middle of the night to use the toilet. On your way to the toilet, you recieve a Supernatural Superkick.
If you want to add more to it, you could also wet yourself while you lie on the floor, K.O'd. |
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Fuck em' this is The War
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lol, I could receive it on the toilet then subsequently fall into a pre-filled tub.
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Open a cupboard a grab a bag of crisps (chips for you), maybe look down at a newspaper headline and just be like "hmm, yeah, interesting stuff" while eating the first few crisps/chips. Then walk away and get superkicked with the crisps flying everywhere.
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Is Finkle
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In a similar vain, you are making a sandwich. You have forgotten the mayo. You go to the fridge. The moment you open it, you are nailed by a Superkick.
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You can't teach that
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Like like where Igin went, stuff flying all over is a must. Maybe you are at a Printer or Copy machine. typical PC LOAD LETTER ERRORS are annoying you. Finally your stuff prints. Grab your stack...Whammo.
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Mr. Nice Guy
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Pretty cool, but just one question: Why are you swatting at the bushes with a spatula?
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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You get a pizza delivered. After you tip the driver you close the door, turn around and open the box to get look. As you are closing the lid, you get a Superkick - sending the pizza flying.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Coming into the living room just after waking up, wearing PJs and bathrobe or whatever. Out of nowhere you start to hear "tuning up" stomps. You look everywhere, even under the couch cushions, before taking the kick. Fuck, have a cushion in your hand and let it go flying.
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Fuck em' this is The War
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lolll gonna do this. Taking the bump on a hard floor's going to be miserable though. Fortunately I'll have the sandwich ready when I finish
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Fuck em' this is The War
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Yeah was thinking of doing something like this, also would be awesome with a giant stack of papers
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He's Here
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The door bell rings. You open it, but no one's there. When you turn to go back in, you get superkicked out the door.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Also, once you've finished this, it should be followed up by a series of "Supernatural Stunners."
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Fuck em' this is The War
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I'll probably end up doing all these, except for maybe yours Screech. Not sure if I'm ready to waste a perfectly delicious pizza
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He's Here
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Fuck em' this is The War
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▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬
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Get Superkicked into a Stunner.
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Fuck em' this is The War
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lol looks like Xero's a bit more on top of this than I am
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Try and fail to start your car. Get out and look under the hood. Tease that it's going to happen when you're looking under the hood. Have it happen when you open the door to get back in instead.
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He's Here
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Damn I'm a prophet!
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King K Cool
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If you have the balls to do it in public, you can always do it in a supermarket or in a parking lot or something.
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He's Here
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Fuck em' this is The War
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Would love to do it waiting to cross a busy intersection.
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King K Cool
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He's Here
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Sit down to use your computer and get kicked back and out of the chair.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Walk up to the toilet, unzip, and take it mid-piss.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Ser Taker Maplesap
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I do not condone back yard wrestling.
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Mr. Nice Guy
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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He's Here
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Would love to see one where you actually catch the foot, reverse it by spinning "him" around, say something cliche like "ohhh no, not THIS time" but then get hit.
Would work better for the Stunner, though. |
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MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
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This guy sells nothing better than John Cena sells everything
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Fuck em' this is The War
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lollll I should start chain wrestling. Maybe I can hit a few reversals and start taunting and playing up a heel persona
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Former TPWW Royalty
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Banana peel on the floor. You notice it and step around the peel so you don't slip. A few steps later you get the superkick, fall back onto the peel, and then either just fall onto the floor or spin around while stumbling a bit and Flair Flop onto the nearest couch.
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He's Here
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I have to say that a Flair Flop absolutely needs to be incorporated here at some point.
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Fuck em' this is The War
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Probably take the bump on one of these then "stumble up" only to flop back down
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He's Here
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Can only really pull this off once because it's situation specific, but be setting up for something somewhere with chairs and take a Van Daminator.
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Hockey Superstar
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With someone throwing a chair at you from off screen, but still an invisible superkick.
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