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John Cena in car accident
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Hazardous to Your Health
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no immediate injuries were reported
no immediate injuries were reported no immediate injuries were reported |
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Woah. Seems a bit dramatic, but by the sounds of it he's ok.
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Southern Hospitality
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He no sold the accident
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![]() Luckily he's dead, otherwise he'd be the #1 suspect |
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lol. I can only imagine how many scared people are going to read the title, and not really be sure of what to think of it and perhaps question if I'm just trolling, but then see the WWE link, then their hearts start pumping quickly.
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Thus ends their plans of having the Rock run over Cena in the parking lot with his car as RAW ends tonight.
Guess they'll just have to stick to Rock making jokes about Cena's mom. |
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I was kinda hoping Cena would be injured, and WWE could bring in Hulk Hogan to replace him, and we could get Hogan vs. Rock II - Ten Years Later.
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SuperCena defeats automobile via submission
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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![]() Would make a good avatar. |
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Amazon Affiliate
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Glad he's okay...
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Fuck em' this is The War
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Inno Knows.
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So sad that tibs1 beat me to the Rikishi joke
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I beat everyone to the trucker Norm joke
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Fuck em' this is The War
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Samurai Rocker
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I hope he got hit by a train...The A-Train that is.
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He's Here
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Fucking called this booking weeks ago. It'll be worked into storylines so Rock did it.
![]() But seriously, Vince probably nearly shit himself when he first heard it. "Cena got into a car acciden-" "OH SHIIIIIII" |
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You know that’s right
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it's an angle.
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I'm Brllnt!
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Samurai Rocker
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BAY BAY
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Southern Hospitality
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the truck couldn't see him
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#BUCTOBER
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Was this Cena's tow truck driver? |
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Embracing the deception..
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Feeling Oof-y
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I feel something like this has happened around this time of year before...
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Can you imagine rear-ending someone, and once that persone gets out of the car, it's JOHN CENA?
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could have been worse..
it could have been Mark Henry |
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Cena: You rear ended me
![]() Guy: Rise above hate Cena! Cena: .... I mean thank you for rear ending me! Can we exchange insurance information good sir. I'm in a good place right now!
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People really need to stop doing stuff for the rock
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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apparently, it's not a joke.....
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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God, I hope Cena dies. He's such a queer.
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The only wrestler I ever wished death on was Jeff Hardy. OD, specifically.
There's nothing wrong with Cena. |
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Save_Us.sandwich
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Quote:
![]() No need to worry about Cena being in his wrestling outfit, I'd imagine he just walks around in Jean shorts everyday regardless. |
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He's Here
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Quote:
"You're not gonna fire up on me and give me the five moves of doom, are you? lulz." |
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Tongue my Fartbox
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Samurai Rocker
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