Make fun of JR

[CheesyChaz]

I suck at it but I think you guys are great when you do the "BAHGAWDKINGHASHAIRIMPLANTSBBQSAUCECOMEDYCOWBOYHATANDGLASSESBAHGAWD!" etc

I just want to see a whole load of cheap blows at JR.Yeah,I'm kinda bored.


Anyways,Have A Nice Day

JR stole that cowboy hat from Bradshaw.

[RGWhat316]

BAH GAWD HE WAS WHIPPED LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE AND BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!!!!!! THAT SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!

JR makes BBQ sauce.

[CheesyChaz]

JR is actually dead.They just got a life like robot and recorded a few messages.I have here a whole list of the only things JR-5000 can say.


'a heartbeat away'

'a hellacious/vile/satanic structure' (hell in a cell)

'an auspicious way to kick off Raw'

'and we aren't done yet'

'as God is my witness'

'at the top of the hour'

'barbecue sauce'

'big booger red (?)' (i.e. The Undertaker)

'big heart' (talking about small wrestlers)

'bleeding like a stuck pig/hog'

'bowling shoe ugly / bowling shoe tendencies'

'bubba tough' (talking about an obese untalented man in shorts)

'built some momentum'

'business is about to pick up'

'busted wide open'

'case of the limber tail'

'catch-as-catch-can'

'charlie-horsed the leg'

'cheap shot'

'chopping some meat'

'combustible elements'

'damn / damndest'

'damn near broken in half'

'damn you straight to hell' (e.g. 'you cost Austin the title, you bastard! Damn you, Helmsley! Damn you straight to hell, Triple H, you son of a bitch!')

'dealing with some issues/demons' (i.e. the wrestler is a drug addict)

'deep in the heart of Texas'

'disingenuous'

'don't think he quite got all of it' (i.e. a wrestler has just messed up a move)

'echoing throughout the arena'

'educated feet'

'folks'

'from where I sit'

'get it on here tonight'

'good grief'

'good God Almighty'

'goofier than a pet coon'

'government mule'

'hand' (e.g. 'he is becoming a main event hand', 'good job by the hands in the TV department')

'heinous'

'hellacious'

'horse' (e.g. 'this Bradshaw is a horse')

'I could be wrong'

'I'll tell you what King' (pronounced 'Keeeeeeng')

'in any event, up next...' (moving from one segment of Raw to another)

'in-DUST-ree'

'in my view'

'in over 25 years in this business'

'jezebel'

'looks like a car-wreck'

'more guts than brains'

'my God, the carnage!'

'not for the weak at heart'

'pack of (wild) dogs'

'quicker than a hiccup'

'quite frankly'

'restaurant quality'

'runt of the litter'

'sadistic'

'scalded dog'

'schedule / scheduled' (e.g. 'Stone Cold is not scheduled to be here tonight')

'scintillating'

'second-generation athlete'

'shades of the late/great' (comparing someone to a wrestler from the past)

'sick / sickening'

'slobberknocker'

'stomp a mud hole' (and walk it dry)

'stud' (e.g. 'I tell you what King, this Triple H is a stud')

'sure as hell' (e.g. 'they won the match but they sure as hell haven't won the war')

'taken to the woodshed'

'technically sound'

'that's your story and I'm sure you're sticking to it'

'there'll be hell to pay tomorrow night on Raw' (said at the end of every pay-per-view)

'they learn to fall? how do you learn to fall off a 15 foot ladder?!'

'through hell fire and brimstone'

'tougher than a $2 steak' (e.g. 'this Bradshaw is tougher than a $2 steak')

'truly a keeper'

'unlimited potential'

'vEE-hick-el' (e.g. 'Austin drove that vEE-hick-el right in to the arena')

'vertical base'

'vile' (e.g. 'that vile chair shot')

'weight issues' (e.g. 'once he deals with his weight issues, this bruiser might surprise')

'well over the x pound mark'

'we thank you once again for welcoming us into your home'

'what, tonight?!' (when someone announces that a match will take place tonight on Raw)

'who's your daddy?'

'you might wanna put the women and children to bed for this one'

'young pup'

'you're damn right'

[FourFifty]

BAH GAWD I BOTCHED CALLING THE MATCH! BBQ SAUCE STUNNER NO SELL ALA MODE!

[CheesyChaz]

ahaha his face looks screwed up....wait....

[CheesyChaz]

why does the little grey face look dead?

[Savio]

http://forestbug.tripod.com/NXPWmatch14.html

Dunno, Al Wilson probably?

[Goldbird]

JR stole CBright's cowboy hat

[CheesyChaz]

JR stole everyones cowboy hat it seems.

Well, he stole Undertaker's one too, thats why he had to wear that bandanna.

[CheesyChaz]

I just noticed the WWE has a thing for old people in cowboy hats.

Undertaker - Check
JR - Check
Bradshaw - ???

[CheesyChaz]

k
old people and nazis

Hitler with a cowboy hat???

[CheesyChaz]

Yeah....it was on the history channel

Onward Nazi cowboys!

[CheesyChaz]

Maybe JBL is hitler reincarnated.............or they will make that an angle.

Shhhhhhhhh!

*Glances around for WWE writers*

[CheesyChaz]

*Emails the idea to WWE*
All part of my evil plot.

[CheesyChaz]

*Du du duuuuuuuu* I'll rule the world through bad wrestling angles! Using tpww.net as my secret HQ! *just blabbed the plot as all evil,yet sexy, people do*

I am taking bets on an Al-Qaeda stable appearing on Smackdown.

Members - Anyone who is anti-American.

Who wants to bet?

[CheesyChaz]

no..i know ill lose

[Goldbird]

Let's get prepared to call FBI to close down WWE when that day arrives

For all we know, Vinnie Mac would get all his hosses to infiltrate Iraq and free Saddam to get him to be the leader of the Al-Qaeda stable...

JR: BAH GAWD MICHAEL COLE WITH THE ROCK BOTTOM, BOOKER T JUST HIT BRADSHAW WITH THAT BBQ, THE HURRICAN STOLE MY HAT BAH GAWD RANDY ORTON IS A JACK ASS, MY LIPS ARE FUNNY I'M UGLY, I LOOK LIKE VINE MCMHON IN A BOARD METTING, BAH GAWD ITS KANE, KANE JUST LOOKED MY WAY BAH GAWD BAH GAWD SHAWN MICHAELS, BOOKER T IS A 6 TIME WCW CHAMPION !!!!!!! BAH GAWD !!!!! BAH GAWD MY NANA JUST ATE A BANANA!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S ERIC BISCHOFF, BISCHOFF JUST SAID HI TO ME THAT MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! BAH GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JR's mug shot.

[CheesyChaz]

Originally Posted by Edge JR: BAH GAWD MICHAEL COLE WITH THE ROCK BOTTOM, BOOKER T JUST HIT BRADSHAW WITH THAT BBQ, THE HURRICAN STOLE MY HAT BAH GAWD RANDY ORTON IS A JACK ASS, MY LIPS ARE FUNNY I'M UGLY, I LOOK LIKE VINE MCMHON IN A BOARD METTING, BAH GAWD ITS KANE, KANE JUST LOOKED MY WAY BAH GAWD BAH GAWD SHAWN MICHAELS, BOOKER T IS A 6 TIME WCW CHAMPION !!!!!!! BAH GAWD !!!!! BAH GAWD MY NANA JUST ATE A BANANA!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S ERIC BISCHOFF, BISCHOFF JUST SAID HI TO ME THAT MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! BAH GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![

This is what an Internet troll looks like.

Backstage, Triple H chuckled. JR would not be taking off his hat soon enough with Rhyno's glue there...

J.R takeing a crap.

The J.R make - over, what J.R needs to do:

1) Lose the double chin.

2) Get a lip job, they look like there bent back.

3) The eyes make him look like a troll, so lose the fat under the eye balls.

That should be about it.

[CheesyChaz]

id love 2 c his face on one of those things that go so fast ur face wobbles around

Vinnie Mac: Well JR, what report do you have for me?

JR:

Vinnie Mac: Jim?

JR:

Vinnie Mac: Jim, you ok?

JR:

Vinnie Mac: *Sticks head out of door* Someone help Jim here!

*A horde of employees try to revive JR, but he still stares blankly at the wall.*

*Phone rings*

Vinnie Mac: *picks up phone* Yes, what?

Phone: Well, I am Austin's attorney, and I am here to discuss with you about Stone Cold's return...

JR: BAHGAWDSTONECOLDRETURNINGSTUNNERWITHSOMEBBQSAUCEWHATASONOFABITCHANDITISTHERATTLESNAKERETURNINGBAHGAW D

Vinnie Mac and others:

[Sensei Of Mattitude]

you guys can make fun of JR all you want but he still smakes a SHITLOAD more money than most of us (98%) ever will.

[Ferocious]

I fail to find making fun of JR amusing or challenging anymore.