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King of the Ring
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Emma...
Is fucking stupid. I hate her. I hate her goddam stupid dance, I hate her goddam stupid face. I hate her popping stupid bubbles. I hate her dumb ass march.
And if you like her...I might hate you too*. I don't see why you guys love this little idiot. I know I have my quirky favorites, but I don't understand the infatuation with this little retard. WHAT THE FUCK IS HER GIMMICK? Is she just a little retard? Or, is she full on 'Simple Jack' Stupid? *Don't really hate you, but I just don't understand your infatuation with this dumb broad. ![]() Quote:
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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Wanna get in Summer's guts
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#3 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Fuck you too
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Australian accent is hot, great body, she is funny and she was trained by Lance Storm. What else would we need?
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King of the Ring
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Nah, that bird looks like a .....Bird.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :foc: ![]() ![]() A better Gimmick....thankfully Santino has signed on to save her career. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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I don't think her gimmick works on the main show. Definitely needs tweaking... perhaps if they had actually slowly introduced it and her, rather than just throwing it all at once and so people who don't watch NXT are just like "Uhhhhh.... what the hell is this?"
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Quality Meme Producer
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I think her handjobs would hurt...in a choppy way
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#8 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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She won't be able to wrestle like she can with Santino there. He is weighing her down.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Next week on RAW, Santino and Emma go on a date.... but.....
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A picture was posted in 100,000 that might change minds
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I love Emma (not quite as much as I love Paige), but I understand the criticisms about her WWE role at the moment. I'm not sure if the blame lies on creative, management, her still getting settled or a combination of those factors. One thing I would like to suggest is that the WWE doesn't really understand the quirkiness of things that get over in an ironic sort of way. Emma's dancing shtick in NXT started off almost as a mock of how girls in nightclubs act. She was a hot blonde who was uncoordinated and, I believe, may have even been an up-herself heel in her first few weeks tweaking the gimmick.
As time went on and the NXT crowd began to realize just how fucking good she is in the ring, they started cheering for her more and more and getting behind her attempts to pull herself into the ring and such. It was endearing, they got to see it develop, and now Emma could come out and reveal she has an 8-inch cock, shattering the illusions of anyone in the crowd who wants to fuck her, and she'd still get cheered. What the WWE have done with her main roster appearances is say "Hey look -- isn't this girl endearing?" I think I've heard Michael Cole literally tell people that "People love this girl," as a way of trying to get her over. The WWE did the same thing when Fandango got ironically over after WrestleMania and people started "Fandangoing." The WWE had no clue why people enjoyed it and couldn't effectively capitalize on that potential momentum an act like Fandango had after that. To be fair, he was pretty set for an Intercontinental Title run before he sustained a concussion, but the WWE were still saying "Look! People are doing a dance!" I'm torn about her relationship with Santino Marella, because on one hand, Santino is very funny and very over. An association with him will help her stand on her feet and be given enough chances to really strike a chord with people through her in-ring performances, even if the WWE has no clue how to get her dance over with people. On the other hand, I think her shtick with Santino Marella is really cheesy and annoying. But I guess I'm not the WWE's target demographic, and I'm going to love Emma anyway, so whatever. Just glad to see her on TV. |
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DIY MS FILMWORKS
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Seen her in NXT and found her annoying. The dance is annoying, And her in ring work is over-rated. I find her the new Trish. In that she looks decent,but her ringwork is crap.
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Your argument is now invalid. You choose Trish Stratus as the prime example of hot but ring work is crap? Huh? Are you fucking serious? |
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Doin' It Right
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Hey Mister!
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I have a lot of respect for trish for going from a valet who was clumsy and awkward in the ring, to being a pretty good wrestler. That said, she wasn't as good in the ring as a lot of people make her out to be, and many of her peers were better.
But still. She worked her ass off, and in the end, put on some pretty entertaining matches. Props. And fuck J-Mo and Melina for whining like bitches when she came back for that one mania. |
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#16 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Noid suddenly having tranny fantasies is disturbing.
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#BUCTOBER
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Jillian Hall was a tone-deaf singer back in 2007.
Emma is a rhythmless dancer in 2014. SEVEN-YEAR RULE, BROTHER!!! |
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Re-Branded
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I like her apparent talent and she looks good. Her gimmick is just the drizzling shits is all.
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Black Sheep Jew
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I agreed with this until I started watching NXT. She is better there than on WWE programming.
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Former TPWW Royalty
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Just like in NXT, its going to take a while for her character to really catch on with the main shows. Was a bit dumb to randomly pair her off with Santino because it immediately implied her character is nothing but a goof or a joke.
The good thing is at least the WWE was smart enough to continue the Summer-Emma feud from NXT and the crowd being active during her match. |
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shisen sucks all the cock
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the gimmick has a freshness date that will wear off and nobody will translate it into anything better.
the way to get her off it is to see past what happens after the santino/fandango/summer rae feud. have Santino say it was fun but I don't need a partner, gives santino a little bit of hope for his next feud to be a little more serious, and cause Emma to go into a funk. She stops dancing, stops popping bubbles and loses matches. Gives the fans a chance to see if they really want the gimmick to stick or are good without it After Santino wraps up with X, he reconnects with Emma and all is good then Emma can turn on him and go heel for breaking her heart and then she is off and running without having to stick with the dancing. |
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The only thing with that is that Emma's gimmick is part of what makes her great. When Chris Jericho dumped the Y2J thing, it was because it had long expired and it was time for his look and attitude to change. Right now, Emma just needs time to warm up. Working within the WWE paradigm of what they have set for character, I think I'd rather see Emma get a new boyfriend, which can lead to some hilarious backstage segments with Santino being jealous and what have you. If the guy is a wrestler, then they can have a few matches with Santino. Eventually, Santino brings in his new girlfriend to do battle with Emma.
Give Emma proper feuds and storylines. Fuck, put her on the fast lane to the Divas Championship and move emphasis away from her quirky characteristics and onto where they should be -- on whether or not she can out-wrestle AJ Lee. |
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Think its funny that people are bitching about Emma are the same who bitched because all WWE did for the Divas division was bring in models who had no background in wrestling because they concerned more about looks than talent and figured they could eventually figure out the wrestling part.
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#26 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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You really should contact the Guiness Book of World Records people, it's not possible that anyone has been pissing into the wind longer than you have.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Painters gonna paint.
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#29 |
shisen sucks all the cock
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Baters gonna bate
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NormanSmiley wiggles his way to a great post.
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DIY MS FILMWORKS
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Just saw last weeks NXT match between Emma and Summer Rae. Seen better women's matches on shithole indies in front of 20 people. But really the last good women's wrestler WWE had was Molly Holly.
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#32 |
It's all Bullshit
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I think they migth have some good talent but aren't allowed to let it rip or just are not used the way they should. We know from TNA that there is interest in women wrestling when they are treated like wrestlers and not fluff. One of my Hopes with the Network is that they might experiment a little and try a "serious" women's product or hell make a deal with mexico and show that passes for their marquee show down there.
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I love discussing ways to improve women's wrestling. Given that Triple H is a big part of NXT, it makes me hopeful that it has been a credible part of the show down there. Zeb Colter has also been credited with the early Knockouts Division, so having him on the roster is surely a great thing too. In fact, The Real Americans having a female that is a part of their group is not necessarily a bad thing. Why not give Sara Del Rey a chance in front of the camera?
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It's all Bullshit
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Some of the best stuff in TNA was when the women busted their asses and would to see Wwe women who would rather be wrestles then models be able to do the same thing for an hour each week
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You can't teach that
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And nobody watched it and nobody cared.
They could fire all the divas tomorrow and most people wouldn't notice. |
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What I saw of that Emma/Summer Rae match was dreadful. I feel I have been lied to. WWE's presentation doesn't do anyone any favours, but a move is a move.
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It's all Bullshit
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#38 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Emma should have debuted with 3MB
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Yeah, they were. The Knockouts did relatively good business for TNA.
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The Knockouts just shows how easy it is to take it seriously. Even if the wrestling isn't necessarily the best, TNA has a massive advantage simply by treating women like actual humans. Imagine that.
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