The CRUNK REPORT: Hanging out with La Resistance and Garrison Cade

**The Naitch** · 07-03-2004, 11:29 AM

So, I'm at the bar, buzzin' off Red Bull and Vodka, and few Labatt Blues'. Me and my boy, Dave are chillin' at the bar. Gettin' crunk as usual on a Friday night.

I'm in a heated argument with Dave about this bitch he's gotten tied down to as of late, when all of a sudden, he pushes me into this big fuckin' lug. I turn around, and guess who it is. Sylvien Grenier (sp?). So I say "sorry bro" and he's all like "It's ok". This guy's waiting in line for a round, I guess.

After a bit of talking, he asks me about the other hangouts around Richmond. And I tell him about the premier spot on a Friday night: The Buck and Ear.

So, Grenier, Rob Conway, Garrison Cade (Cade looked mad gay at the time), myself and my buddy head out to The Buck. I stumble upon a couple of my other friends, and we all head out to the Buck. We head in. All these bitches are all gawkin' at our asses. Then we head over to the patio for a round of Canadians. Damn Cade looks so gay. Fuckin' bleach blond hair, a black shirt, a pair of khaki shorts and sandles.

Anyways, he seemed cool.

Then this girl I know comes up to me, and we start talking. Her friend is just standing there, sippin' on her cranberry and vodka acting the fool, so I introduce her boring ass to La Resistance and the gay Garrison Cade. She's all like "Hi, my name is Jenascia." Seemed like a stuck up bitch. Then I tell her that these guys are from WWE and then all of a sudden she's all excited and shit. Most of the night, these guys were all quiet and trying to pull off that "straight edge" shit, even though they had a couple.

Suprisingly, no one really knew who these guys were, except that they got stares for being a bunch of "big guys". Last night was a blur, so then we drove them back to their hotel around 1pm. I still think Cade takes it up the ass.

Naitch out.

**Outsider** · 07-03-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Naitch

I still think Cade takes it up the ass.

Did you have the balls to say that to his face though?

**The Naitch** · 07-03-2004, 12:24 PM

I was just having fun with the thread. Calm down

**Outsider** · 07-03-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Naitch

I was just having fun with the thread. Calm down

Maybe I should of put a smiley at the end of the sentance to make the jokeiness more implied.

My bad.

Though you are a twat

**The Naitch** · 07-03-2004, 12:27 PM

I'm still drunk right now actually

**Outsider** · 07-03-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Naitch

I'm still drunk right now actually

Good man!

So did you at any point mention how terrible the WWE is now to them?

**The Naitch** · 07-03-2004, 12:38 PM

Nah, I didn't want to sound like a smark or a mark around them.

**Outsider** · 07-03-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Naitch

Nah, I didn't want to sound like a smark or a mark around them.

Fair do's. So did you talk about wrestling at all?

**The Naitch** · 07-03-2004, 12:51 PM

Actually no. The only wrestling related thing we talked about was wrestling school

**KingofOldSchool** · 07-03-2004, 01:12 PM

Well aren't you the ladies man you fucking tard.

**The Naitch** · 07-03-2004, 01:19 PM

Coming from a guy who has a gay ass lip piercing. Ok.

**natureboycv** · 07-03-2004, 02:42 PM

That must have been pretty awesome. They must've been here because of the house show that was here, which I wasn't able to see.

**KingofOldSchool** · 07-03-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Naitch

Coming from a guy who has a gay ass lip piercing. Ok.

Lip piercings > Calling women bitches

Yeah eat me fucker.

**The Naitch** · 07-03-2004, 02:49 PM

Go away whore. And don't get any penis caught up in your piercing. Take care.

**The Naitch** · 07-03-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by natureboycv

That must have been pretty awesome. They must've been here because of the house show that was here, which I wasn't able to see.

I don't know why they came to Richmond though. The Foggy Dew in Richmond.

07-03-2004, 09:45 PM

lol at Cade's "Gayness"

07-03-2004, 11:29 AM	#1
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	The CRUNK REPORT: Hanging out with La Resistance and Garrison Cade So, I'm at the bar, buzzin' off Red Bull and Vodka, and few Labatt Blues'. Me and my boy, Dave are chillin' at the bar. Gettin' crunk as usual on a Friday night. I'm in a heated argument with Dave about this bitch he's gotten tied down to as of late, when all of a sudden, he pushes me into this big fuckin' lug. I turn around, and guess who it is. Sylvien Grenier (sp?). So I say "sorry bro" and he's all like "It's ok". This guy's waiting in line for a round, I guess. After a bit of talking, he asks me about the other hangouts around Richmond. And I tell him about the premier spot on a Friday night: The Buck and Ear. So, Grenier, Rob Conway, Garrison Cade (Cade looked mad gay at the time), myself and my buddy head out to The Buck. I stumble upon a couple of my other friends, and we all head out to the Buck. We head in. All these bitches are all gawkin' at our asses. Then we head over to the patio for a round of Canadians. Damn Cade looks so gay. Fuckin' bleach blond hair, a black shirt, a pair of khaki shorts and sandles. Anyways, he seemed cool. Then this girl I know comes up to me, and we start talking. Her friend is just standing there, sippin' on her cranberry and vodka acting the fool, so I introduce her boring ass to La Resistance and the gay Garrison Cade. She's all like "Hi, my name is Jenascia." Seemed like a stuck up bitch. Then I tell her that these guys are from WWE and then all of a sudden she's all excited and shit. Most of the night, these guys were all quiet and trying to pull off that "straight edge" shit, even though they had a couple. Suprisingly, no one really knew who these guys were, except that they got stares for being a bunch of "big guys". Last night was a blur, so then we drove them back to their hotel around 1pm. I still think Cade takes it up the ass. Naitch out. Last edited by The Naitch; 07-03-2004 at 11:46 AM.

07-03-2004, 12:24 PM	#3
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	I was just having fun with the thread. Calm down

07-03-2004, 12:27 PM	#5
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	I'm still drunk right now actually

07-03-2004, 12:38 PM	#7
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	Nah, I didn't want to sound like a smark or a mark around them.

07-03-2004, 12:51 PM	#9
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	Actually no. The only wrestling related thing we talked about was wrestling school

07-03-2004, 01:12 PM	#10
KingofOldSchool ...IN HD!!!! Posts: 23,327	Well aren't you the ladies man you fucking tard.

07-03-2004, 01:19 PM	#11
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	Coming from a guy who has a gay ass lip piercing. Ok.

07-03-2004, 02:42 PM	#12
natureboycv OutrageousOlympicEntrance Posts: 12,420	That must have been pretty awesome. They must've been here because of the house show that was here, which I wasn't able to see.

07-03-2004, 02:49 PM	#14
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	Go away whore. And don't get any penis caught up in your piercing. Take care.

07-03-2004, 09:45 PM	#16
Loose Cannon Guest Posts: n/a	lol at Cade's "Gayness"