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Old 07-26-2004, 03:26 AM   #1
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Steven Seagal
Oh man. I was watching part of one of his newer movies. Hahahahahaha he's the best action star ever.

He's gotten really fat, he has the same long hair, and wears comfortable asian robe shirts that make him look even fatter. Now his martial art moves in his movies look like a dark match, like he will slap a guy and he'll go flying through a table. He turned and shot as he turned, and it was all so obvious and corny, I realized...

Steven Seagal is the only action star to survive. Arnie kind of did, turning to politics, but Steven Seagal realizes that his kind are jokes, so now he makes corny self-deprecating action.

And he's FAT. His constant look of intensity has turned into comedic squinting.


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Old 07-26-2004, 03:28 AM   #2
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haha I think I was watching the one you were talking about.
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Old 07-26-2004, 10:44 AM   #3
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Isn't Segal supposed to be a reincarnation of some Buddist monk are something as is high up in the sort of chain of command? I'm sorry about my jibberish.
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Old 07-26-2004, 10:52 AM   #4
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:01 PM   #5
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Steven Seagal is a terrible actor. God He seems to have have realized this himself, going with the flow. Commercials are like that too.
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Old 07-26-2004, 02:08 PM   #6
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Yeah dude, I think I saw the movie you're talking about.


God I fucking hate him.
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Old 07-26-2004, 05:56 PM   #7
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He comes out with like fucking four movies a year. We have like 97235 of his movies on our new release shelf.
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Old 07-26-2004, 05:57 PM   #8
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Yeah I know. And usually all but one are direct to video, if that.
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Old 07-26-2004, 05:57 PM   #9
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Yeah he pumps about a bunch of shyte. I saw an interview with this jabroni on TV once and he said he doesn't like violence. He is like a real life non violent religous person or something.
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Old 07-26-2004, 07:11 PM   #10
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Old 07-27-2004, 05:30 AM   #11
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He might be a joke now but Under Siege was a great movie.
Not because of Seagal but it was still good.
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Old 07-27-2004, 10:02 AM   #12
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He still doesn't hold a candle to Jean-Claude Van Dam.

Remember the end scene in Bloodsport where he, as Frank Dux, told Jackson "I love you my friend"?

LOL what a fag.
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Old 07-27-2004, 10:04 AM   #13
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Steven Seagal is the man.
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Old 07-28-2004, 02:46 AM   #14
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Old 07-28-2004, 03:20 AM   #15
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Under Siege is indeed a kick ass movie.

His best role however, is in Executive Decision...
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Old 07-28-2004, 11:02 AM   #16
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Old 07-29-2004, 08:01 PM   #17
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I liked his earlier stuff.
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Old 07-30-2004, 12:07 PM   #18
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His best role however, is in Executive Decision...
Thats only because he dies five minutes into it.
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Old 07-30-2004, 12:40 PM   #19
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Really nuff said.
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Old 07-30-2004, 09:26 PM   #20
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ever notice how most of his roles are based on the same thing?
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Old 07-30-2004, 10:21 PM   #21
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Under Siege is indeed a kick ass movie.

His best role however, is in Executive Decision...
The funny thing is they built him up like the big co-star in the commericals.
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Old 07-30-2004, 10:55 PM   #22
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Only reason why a seagal movie sucks now is cuz he keeps bringing in these pussy rappers, who have no business being about.

But really I've always liked the guy. He is the best martial arts action star out there. And BTW, in reality he would kill most any other action star in a fight. Easily. Don't believe me I suggest you take a gander at his list of fighting credentials.

Born to kill was top notch. He had better films back in the day yeah, but I can't dislike the guy. Much better than the pussifeid action stars we shell out now. Vin Diesel good lord.
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Old 07-31-2004, 10:35 AM   #23
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What's that one with the virus that a militia let out and he's a Native American chemist or something?
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Old 07-31-2004, 01:22 PM   #24
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What's that one with the virus that a militia let out and he's a Native American chemist or something?
Was it On Deadly Ground? My mother bought that for me a few years ago, it was horrible, although not as bad as the Glimmer Man. Ugh, Segal and a Wayans.
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Old 08-01-2004, 01:41 AM   #25
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I remember one time, back in the mid 80's probably, Seagal was being interviewed. The interviewer asked him about his real life martial arts abilities. He said he was good, but that there were some guys that could destroy him so quick, that it was scary. I always gave him credit for being honest and not cocky. Still though, he sucks as an actor.
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Old 09-26-2004, 09:58 PM   #26
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He's not a bad actor at all. He has acting talent, he just chooses the wrong movies that bombs. But I guess he doesn't care about success, he just does movies for the love of acting. I love Steven Segal movies.

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Old 09-26-2004, 10:22 PM   #27
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It's taken you this long? Steven Segal is the fucking man. I like how in most of his movies, his character changes to somebody who accidentally hurts people to somebody just out to destroy.
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:11 AM   #28
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My father absolutely loves Seagal and still watches all of his movies when they get on TV. Seagal does nothing for me though. I find his movies boring for most of them
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