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08-06-2004, 12:35 AM
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SmackDown ala Captions (08/05)
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08-06-2004, 12:37 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Teddy Long was truly torn when a devil and an angel started to give him advice. It’s one thing to tell someone they have a bad haircut, but to fall down laughing at it just hurt Rob’s feelings. The AWW was able to get off to a great start when they told the world that they signed John Cena. Next week on Makeover Emergencies- “When Fake Tans Go Even Worse Than Fake Tans!” Steve Blackman enjoys his new position as “Cleavage Inspector.” It’s a damn shame that Super Frenchman isn’t known for fighting anyone. Orlando was overjoyed with himself! “AIRTIME!!!!!!!” He’s as enthused to be here as many of us are as to watch it. Stacy, eat your heart out! Unbeknownst to Kurt, Luther has his pants, and he just put them in his coat pocket. Now this is the worst time for the ref to practice his darts. Rey realized that Spike was coming down with an acute case of Hunteritos when Spike had the cruiserweight title tattooed on his torso. Ref: Woah! It’s Carson of Queer Eye in the audience! He’s a homo! *with much respect to the gay community, sorry for any offence, The Fab 5 Rule* Steven Richards, pervert extraordinaire!  Kane: It’s not Monday! How the hell did you botch being on Raw?!?!? The first annual “Dudleys On Ice” performance was nice, until Sean O’Haire tried to steal Spike. The new WWE censors worked like a charm to prevent another “JBL in Germany” episode. “That’s right, I am the father of Lita’s baby!” JBL: That’s right!!! The problem with America is Midgets!!! Demanding equal rights, not wanting be made fun of, and all the child labor laws!!! As president of the United States, I will get rid of every midget! And somewhere in Minnesota, Brock is having a heart attack. JBL: See! I like these colored folks! They’re more useful than I thought! I mean, he’s helping me out when he could be picking cotton! Orlando: And why am I not whipping your redneck ass!?!?! In the dual spinaroonie contest, The Undertaker is up by 3. |
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08-06-2004, 12:43 AM
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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Samuel L Jackson makes his WWE debut. |
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08-06-2004, 12:47 AM
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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Midget: But i'm only 12... Taker: shut up and kiss me |
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08-06-2004, 01:10 AM
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...and a Batman symbol
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Thev First Black WWE General Manager, Theodore R. Long, gets his induction into the wax museum. ....And Miss USA Is....Rob Van Dam this was John Cena's reaction after he saw the overweight fans behind him, knowing that HE was the new Fat Chick Thrilla Everyone wondered why Shannon Moore visited a tanning salon Check out Eddie's new Photo Rack Rene Dupree's new Russian Flag gimmick got amazing pops throughout the Arena Charles Robinson shows how many more black guy will ever win a match. Gameshow host: And this is your final question for 1 Million dollars: Who Am I? I beat you up in high school and I stole your lunch money, but I give no credibility to the WWE Title. Charlie Haas didnt know what the hell was goin on when Miss Jackie sprouted his head from her ass. The Secret Service guarded wrestlers now? Michael Cole: and London with a Swanton bomb on Danny Basham. Rey: I seem to have mis-placed my cruiserweight title. Spike: Oh....Um....Wanna borrow mine? Bubba: what happened Rey: Damn Steven Richards Ref: Get Him, Hes Over There. Spike debuts his new finisher, the Arm Amputator. Bubba: Hi Mom! D-Von: Wait, do we have the same mom or the same dad? Spike: I can't remember. Bubba: Im sure we had the same Dad Spike: You sure? Bubba: not really, D-Von, can you remember? D-Von:... JBL: yes, I DO bring credibility to the WWE title. ...and now this is what has happened to Chuck Norris after his exercise machine franchise went bust JBL: Arent YOU the Sean O'Haire Baby? In an attempt of a reversal, the midget sends a hamster up JBLs rectum. JBL: Me and the KKK will take you down Jordan:  The very first non-contact version of thumb war was a test of endurance for both Undertaker and Verne Troyer |
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08-06-2004, 01:19 AM
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I Hate Bottles
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WWE Presents: If They Mated! RVD debuts his new crazy white haired gimmick. If the camera panned down, you would see what Midget Undertaker was doing BEFORE the JBL segment. When asked if they were real, Dawn simply pointed to the sign behind her. "I'll wear this robe every week, and if Vince likes my performance he gives me a gold star" "Security, we have a topless african american male possilby trying to assault the referee. Repeat, we need sec... wait, what? Orlando Jordan? The 7-Up guy?" Kurt didn't get a gold star this week  Sean O' Haire tried to pull Jackie up by the leg, but she was able to hold herself down with the ropes. Unable to find the chair that was supposed to be used, Kidman decides to improv and swing Paul London instead. Spike: Hey man, what's with all the tattoos? Rey: I can't believe I got so wasted last night.... Rey: What does that one say? Spike: DUDE!! SWEEET! What Spike lacks in body size, he makes up for in ummm "size" I was gonna do more, but I'm goin to bed. |
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08-06-2004, 01:42 AM
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Fthagn?
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Wait, it isn't February is it? *Rep to anyone who actually gets it and is humoured.* WWE hit a new low with it's "Hardcore Balet" presentation on UPN. It was, however, the only show that didn't include a black person at the time on said channel. Put your fist down Cena, this isn't the place to talk about "power". I believe that sign that says "Ope" behind Dawn explains it all... Eddie was always a fan of live action Goldie-Locks. The funny part is, half the crowd thought Dupree was wearing the Texan flag and he received a warming cheer. Disco had hit a new low. Kurt: "Hmm.. Hmmhmmhmm.. Hmmhmmmhmmm... Ah dammit, got that fucking Linkin Park song stuck in my head again.." Haas: "Oh, and I can make her do lots of neat tricks. Hey Jackie, play dead." When did one of the Bashams start teaming with "The Stock Broker from Hell"? Worst. Leg Drop. Ever. Spike: "Rey, stop starring at my penis." Ref: "Need.. To help.. Rey.. Hey, look! Jackalope!" D-Von: "Jackalope?" Bubba: "The French?!" Mom wasn't kidding when she said don't wrong with scissors. Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? JBL, last time you did that, Munich wasn't too happy... So is this Walker's son or what? JBL: "Haven't you bagged my groceries before?" Man, that has to be embarassing. Jordan: "I just saved your ass, where's my twenty bucks at?" JBL: "I told you "essa", not until you mow my lawn." Jordan: "...I'm black you dumb fuck." 'Taker: "So, how's the wife and kids?" Midget: "I'd only be telling you something you already kn.." 'Taker: "Stop there.." |
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08-06-2004, 01:44 AM
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President of Freedonia
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For a little guy, Spike sure knows how to shit. Here, we see him pooping out fully formed versions of his brothers. |
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08-06-2004, 01:54 AM
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Spammy Certified
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Kurt: GGW where the wrestling is fantasic! Luther: Man I gotta stop taking it. Hilary: Hi I'm hom- OH MY GOD WHY BILL WHY!? Bill: I did it because I could! JBL: Your push is going nowhere Orlando: You're not telling me anything I don't already know. RVD turns super sayian. |
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08-06-2004, 01:54 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Black History Month... I'm a rep whore. |
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08-06-2004, 02:02 AM
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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damn you always450 i knew what it was and i was scrolling to see if anyone got it before me and you who posted last did
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08-06-2004, 02:02 AM
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Spammy Certified
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08-06-2004, 02:03 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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08-06-2004, 03:03 AM
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Wow, some great pics here! Always, you were on fire, and everyone was pretty strong. My turn to try.
"I have a dream... that one day... black men... can join white men... and buy out their competition, allowing their own product to sink to stagnant lows due to lack of inspiration while driving casual fans away and angering longtime fans... hallelujah!" RVD was quick to get out of here when Cena OD'ed on his stash. On one hand, Cena was the #1 Contender for the title. On the other hand, he really had to go... THAT'S NOT CARMELA!!!!  Eddie loved the new Plastic and Silicone WWE Frame Holders. Moments later, Renee was tackled to the ground by Brock Lesnar for wearing "the gayest poncho in history." Orlando was glad to pick up the win, but he really wished Charles Robinson used a stronger deodorant. Angle's ring rust really showed when he had to wait for the next cue card to find out his next move. Haas looked on in digust; Jackie even botched being Invisibly Crucified. Angle breathed a sigh of relief. With his new Anti-Lesnar bodyguard, he could now strut in the buff as he pleased! So it wasn't Steven Richards with the ass darts all this time, it was the referee all along!!!! OR Backstage, Vince smiled. His Cruiserweight Rope Trap worked like a charm! Rey: "Crap! I just stepped into the Rope Trap, didn't I?" Spike: "Yep." Rey: "That.... sUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!" Bubba: "Oh man, Rey, is it your quad?" Rey: "OW! Yeah!" Nick: "That's the guy who spiked his drink with Kevin Nash Kool-aid! Right there!!!" In looking on his shoulder, Spike wasn't being too helpful in the search for Rey's contacts. The years have not been kind to Rudy. Dammit, c'mon? Can I at least get $5 on this? There's chocolate inside..." Taker found out the hard way why you don't get into the dryer while wearing cotton. OR It just figures that even though it's the year 2046 and Taker is a shrunken, shriveled 80 years old, he still gets main event pushes. "I want YOU to strengthen America's midget Republican vote!" "Brock?! Is that you? I... uh... this isn't what you think!" OR Samichna was already mad when Rhi rejected him for a threeway, but when he found out the two people she had selected, he was REALLY pissed. "Thank you Mr. DiBiase! I promise I'll treat Virgil well!" Taker looked at his Minime and smiled. Together, they would spread a reign of terror over the wrestling world, that is, unless they were paid a handsome sum of..... one... HUNDRED... BILLION DOLLARS!!! Muahahahahaha!!! |
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08-06-2004, 11:11 AM
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Long: I want to assist you with your sock change, ya feel me? (Seconds Before) Cena: No Rob, dont put my boots on, theyre slippery when wet, DONT STEP FORWARD! Rey: Spike, I swear, in the kitchen I found a turkey that was THIS big...bigger and wider than you are. I just want to eat it....get me a fork....and dig in....ooooh...dig in.....mmmmm...turkey.....dig in....oooooo Paul London: Its 450 time! Referee: (Throwing rod into water) I wonder what I'll catch. WOW THIS IS A BIG ONE! ITS...ITS A BASS! Paul London: NOOOOO!!! Kidman: I'll help you get him! GET BACK IN HERE FISHY! JBL: I love these high school chicks right here...I get older and they stay the same. Little Undertaker: Hey, I'm Jack Nichelson. Undertaker: Jack Nichelson 1974? Little Undertaker: My mistake.  
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08-07-2004, 01:14 PM
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Fthagn?
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Damn, bumping this up.
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08-08-2004, 07:25 PM
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Capcom's Corporate Champ
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08-08-2004, 09:38 PM
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King K Cool
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Spike:You see Rey I worked hard to get this title and soon ill be U.S Champion and then after that who knows,I could be the best wrestler ever then....blah...blah...blah. Rey:ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Spike:Rey!? Rey!? |
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08-09-2004, 12:40 AM
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...and a Batman symbol
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Long: As the new GM, I will do my best, and I will hopefully one day become a great leader, such as McMahon jr, King jr and Hitler |
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08-09-2004, 12:49 AM
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EL MERO MERO!
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im back..though im not important so ill just get on with the caps. I didn't read any just to let you know..
Vince,just to be more of an asshole, went on "Extreme Makeovers" and commit the unthinkable. Cena,after discovering there is no Santa Claus. Cena: But how do the pre.. Ref: Your parents! You commit a botch Spike Dudley table drop a year ago and it bites you in the ass when you have to dry the welcome mats personnally. Taker botches aging. Bradshaw dangles a child as Michael Jackson tells him to how to do it right. This will be the final nail in the coffin for Smackdown. The first ever "First to hail a taxi wins" match = Ratings.. for NBC. Taker: (whispering) Um,do they still tell those "Sean O'Haire cage" jokes? Mini-Taker: Who's Sean O'Haire? Spike and Rey were still laughing over the comedy of "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle". |
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08-09-2004, 01:09 AM
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not gayo
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LMAO @ Corky, especially his Rhiannon and Samichna caption
 Everyone was pretty good this week, great pics. I'm gonna try out some captions now, even though its late  -EDIT- going to bed instead, hopefully I'll give it a go tomorrow. Last edited by Mayo; 08-09-2004 at 02:01 AM. |
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08-09-2004, 02:59 AM
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The movie poster for Cone Heads II: Black & Bad Cena: Rob's face looks like he's been smoking pot again. RVD: I'm o-o-k mmmaaan. Weally. Rene Dupree tries out his new "Male Model" gimmick. Rey: Hey, it still says my name on the belt. Spike: Nobody will notice. They all turn off the TV during my matches anyways. The Double White Boy Spin-a-roonie |
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08-09-2004, 10:32 AM
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The Next Great One н˛
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Taker: JOHN! JBL: I can Explain! I guess that's why some people think he is the next Virgil (he looks like virgil in that picture  )
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08-09-2004, 03:54 PM
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not gayo
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Teddy Long shocked everyone when he prayed for the JBL/Taker match not to bomb in a shoot interview. Cena: *whispering*Rob, go to the top rope and frog splash me! RVD: Top rope, WHOA! Cena didn't know what was worse: that the Ref was caressing his arm, or that he liked it. Dawn: Yeah I did sex Torrie's dad to death; wanna go out on top, Vince?  Sable was a typical dumb blonde; she held the wrong body area in that 'mix and match people's body parts' game. Rene: Vee must exterminate all doze stupide British. Whose with mee? *crickets chirp* Rene: Merde, racial discrimination worked with JBL! Orlando Jordan had no idea that Little Naitch was such a suave dancer after a twirl that could swoon any man. Kurt: For the last time, I'm not Nathan Jones! OR Even though Kurt was able to wrestle despite saying otherwise, he was still depressed that he couldn't actually satisfy his wife in bed. Vince had a much greater idea than the Diva Search: hot sluts performing a variety of sexual positions will get even better ratings! Fast forward to 2040: Age has definitely been good to Brock Lesnar, but not to Kurt Angle. London didn't care about the risks; he just had to beat Angle's moonsault from the top of the cage by taking out the Basham from the rafters. Spike: So walking into Torrie's dressing room naked didn't work, huh? Rey: Nah, she told me the Undertaker midget was more well hung. Spike: I'm here for you, man. The Ref's sight was definitely not as good as it was 20 years ago as he pointed to Mysterio. Ref: If you ever, and I mean if you ever show your face here again, you die, just like that. *Rep for the reference* Spike: Don't worry Rey, just find a midget woman or parapalygic, I'm sure they'll take anything! The newest cooperative effort between the WWE and Viagra was an outstanding success. "Weeee are the champions, my frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend" "And we'll keep on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighting till the end" By watching the latest Walker Texas Ranger episode, it is definitely true that you shrink with age. JBL: You made that sex tape with Waltman, didn't you? You siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak! JBL: It's just part of my 'bad guy' character, really! I don't actually enjoy 69'ing with 8 year old girls in leather pants. What do you take me for?  JBL: Oh trust me, I'm the pitcher in this relationship. This here black man is way too hung to go near my rear. Jordan: That's not why you were screaming in ecstacy last night, bitch! JBL: *whispering* Don't tell them in public, Leroy! Taker: Did a little guy like you really get a piece of Torrie? Mini-Taker: Do you no sell all of your opponents offence? Taker: Touche. |
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08-09-2004, 04:24 PM
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Taker and miniTaker prepare to test out the old Powers Keg Stand theory. |
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08-09-2004, 04:30 PM
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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WWE went too Hollywood when they created a :stuck on you" gimmick. I hope Big Show didn't eat my Ribs... |
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08-09-2004, 04:32 PM
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Rey: Uhh...Spike...I think you should return the belt now... Spike: But I legitmemately won and deserve it... Rey: Right...that's what Bredshaw said |
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08-09-2004, 04:39 PM
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Ball So Hard University
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Teddy Long and Vince McMahon star in "Trading Places 2." RVD: "Man, I knew I shouldn'ta gave you no chronic." (Rep for reference.) Cena knew he was in the matrix when the Randy Orton agent began to take form in his body. Apparently, Dawn took a liking to Hulker's shirt-ripping lessons. Wow! Eddie couldn't wait to see what the A stood for! Frenchie Knievel made his WWE debut. The ref helped Orlando celebrate for being the first black man to be shot in the head in the middle of a WWE ring. After taking a bad beat in this year's WSOP, Kurt Angle decided to let his steam roll over into a ring game. Haas: Jackie, for the last time, The Tarantula is not a dance. ---------------------------------- Kurt: Luther, you know, I wonder if we should change your gimmick. It's not really getting over with the fans. Luther: Ah, piss on the fans. (10 seconds later) ... ... ... ... ... ---------------------------------- Filming had already begun for WWE Films' newest production, "Teddy's Angels." Rey: O...OMG. Are those... PUBES!? LET ME SEE! Bubba: Holy shit, I am -SO- sorry. D'Von: Bubba, you stiff asshole! You knocked Rey's stilts off! Rey: Is it!? Is it!? Spike: Sorry Rey, that's just your tattoo. No pubes yet. Rey: *sob* The Dudley Bees were happy to travel back in time to Pleasantville to learn more of their roots. Bradshaw: "...And that's why I'm going to drop this WWE Championship belt into the trash." Bischoff: Boy is he gonna regret that. MTV's debut of Kid Rock Jr.'s first video was a hit. Bradshaw: "I'm going to keep walking in this direction, thrusting my hips. If your mouth gets in the way, it's not my fault." Bradshaw: "Shit, my husband's coming! Hide!" Midget: "Whatchu talkin' bout Bradshaw?" Bradshaw's campaigning continued strongly into Black History Month. Bradshaw: "See? I am not racist! I am a brother, dog! I am down with the hood!" Mark was usually patient with underprivledged persons, but after 15 minutes of this midget staring at him while jerking off, he had to say something. |
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08-09-2004, 04:49 PM
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not gayo
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LOL Rock Bottom, those were good
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08-09-2004, 07:17 PM
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Inno Knows.
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Undertaker: John what the hell are you doing? Bradshaw: don't mind me, I'm doing this for the Rock |
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08-09-2004, 09:30 PM
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I'm New Here So Can I Please Ask How To Do These Caption Things Please
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08-09-2004, 11:55 PM
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Rey had creative ways to avoid the Ref's lethal Homo Points |
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08-10-2004, 01:02 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Taker: You know, for a little guy, you sure can pass some brutal gas... |
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08-11-2004, 11:38 AM
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Idiot In Training
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"Psst Rob!!, I'm down here! WWE's phantom wedgie giver had struck again! |
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08-12-2004, 04:58 AM
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Some Russian decided to get creative with the hat hanger. Everything was going well for Long at the CNN audition, until he decided to do the Chinese shifu stance. Bradshaw was engaging in gay sex when... JBL: Gawd no, it's Darth Vader! |
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08-12-2004, 02:34 PM
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BattleField 4 ROCKS
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Taker: Looks like you got the short end of this deal Mini: Stop Taker: 'could say "Your time in the WWE will be short lived" Mini: Come on Taker: Or That "I'm 6 feet tall and weigh about 300 pounds Mini:
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