Jeff Hardy's Hair

**Cool King** · 08-21-2004, 08:50 PM

I was looking at a pic of The Hardy Boyz when they were kids and I noticed that his mum and dad have black hair and that tells me why Matt has black hair....but where does Jeff get his blonde hair from? (Genes)

**Rob** · 08-21-2004, 08:54 PM

A bottle

**The Mackem** · 08-21-2004, 08:56 PM

Too much Hogan in one thread, argggggggh.

**tucsonspeed6** · 08-24-2004, 03:23 PM

Check it out! It's like that one Dexter's lab... THe one where the Dexters from different times get together to save the world. In this case, it's old man Hogan from the present who goes back to nWo hogan of the past and the two go back to young hogan from the 80's. And they use their time machine to go back to WW2 and kill Hitler because they heard that the WCW and WWE Heavyweight Championships are made of the melted down gold fillings of Jews in concentration camps. (Hence why JBL and HHH are so attracted to each belt.) They kill Hitler, make it look like a VD induced insane suicide, then they all high five each other and because no two forms of the same matter can exist in one spot, they melt and reabsorb into each other and form the Superhulk, a massive blob of Hogan with three heads, arms and legs sticking out everywhere, and a couple old man boobs. The Superhulk somehow makes its way back to the time machine, where in its eternal awkwardness (probably from the lack of ring ability from Old man Hulk from the present) they accidentally hit the wrong button and are sent back further in time where they land on a dinosaur, thus metaphorically holding down the dinosaurs under the glass ceiling whilst they are out-evolved by mammls and the like.... oh, and then the Superhulk died from a super-OD on steroids. The end.

**PoisonIvy** · 08-24-2004, 05:37 PM

I still think they might not be their genetic parents (grandparents, maybe), in the pictures with their mother, she's about 60 when they're toddlers.

**Tornado** · 08-24-2004, 06:23 PM

Are you serious? Do you really think that hair colour is always genetic?
Hell, I have blonde hair at the moment, natural colour is brown....ITS CALLED HAIR DYE.

**Head** · 08-25-2004, 11:53 AM

Just because neither of your parents had a specific trait, doesn't mean they don't carry it in their DNA.

Recessive genes.

**Hired Hitman** · 08-29-2004, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

A bottle

I was going to say dye, but that nailed it pretty cleary

**Hollywood Red** · 08-29-2004, 03:10 PM

Take me for example... I have red hair, my parents are brownish... but I have cousins on both sides with red hair... it pops up every few generations.

Brown Hair + brown Hair doesn't always = brown hair.

**Amaroqwolf** · 08-29-2004, 05:37 PM

But, if you look at Matt and Jeff as Kids, Jeff has blonde hair back then. I will admit to that yes, Jeff probably does dye his hair now, cause cheak the roots. But, he did have blonde hair as a child while Matt had Black. Both the Parentes. (Gil and Ruby I belive) Had Dark hair. But, take into a account that Jeff is related to the original MF'er...a true blonde in himself.

**Hollywood Red** · 08-29-2004, 10:05 PM

My sister had platinum blonde hair when she was young... it's darkened to brown over the years. Hair colour can and does tend to change as you age.

Christ people, where's the confusion?

**tucsonspeed6** · 08-30-2004, 04:46 PM

AAARGHH!!! Do I have to do a freaking Punnett Square for everyone here?

Alright. Here's Mr. and Mrs. Hardy's genotypes:

Mom: Bb; Dad: Bb.

Now, the first time mommy and daddy flipped the willey, they had Matt, right?

__]_B_]_b__
B_]_BB]_Bb]
b_]_Bb]_bb]

It's hard to read, but that's the square. As you can see, Brown hair being the dominant gene, the chances of having a child with brown hair equalled 75%, while having a blonde child is 25%.

The second time they fucked, Matt raised some ruckus and Mrs. Hardy had to get dressed and deal with the little shit. This raised her blood pressure and caused the fluids in her uterus to become extra acidic. All of Mr Hardy's sperm sadly died on the way to the egg except for the little one with the blonde hair gene and the gene for being interested in spotfests and crappy poetry.

08-21-2004, 08:54 PM	#2
Rob Part time poster Posts: 22,963	A bottle

08-21-2004, 08:56 PM	#3
The Mackem VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT Posts: 38,940	Too much Hogan in one thread, argggggggh.

08-24-2004, 03:23 PM	#4
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	Check it out! It's like that one Dexter's lab... THe one where the Dexters from different times get together to save the world. In this case, it's old man Hogan from the present who goes back to nWo hogan of the past and the two go back to young hogan from the 80's. And they use their time machine to go back to WW2 and kill Hitler because they heard that the WCW and WWE Heavyweight Championships are made of the melted down gold fillings of Jews in concentration camps. (Hence why JBL and HHH are so attracted to each belt.) They kill Hitler, make it look like a VD induced insane suicide, then they all high five each other and because no two forms of the same matter can exist in one spot, they melt and reabsorb into each other and form the Superhulk, a massive blob of Hogan with three heads, arms and legs sticking out everywhere, and a couple old man boobs. The Superhulk somehow makes its way back to the time machine, where in its eternal awkwardness (probably from the lack of ring ability from Old man Hulk from the present) they accidentally hit the wrong button and are sent back further in time where they land on a dinosaur, thus metaphorically holding down the dinosaurs under the glass ceiling whilst they are out-evolved by mammls and the like.... oh, and then the Superhulk died from a super-OD on steroids. The end.

08-24-2004, 05:37 PM	#5
PoisonIvy Slackette Posts: 9,928	I still think they might not be their genetic parents (grandparents, maybe), in the pictures with their mother, she's about 60 when they're toddlers.

08-24-2004, 06:23 PM	#6
Tornado Tedious Inevitability Posts: 7,521	Are you serious? Do you really think that hair colour is always genetic? Hell, I have blonde hair at the moment, natural colour is brown....ITS CALLED HAIR DYE.

08-25-2004, 11:53 AM	#7
Head Shocker Posts: 3,124	Just because neither of your parents had a specific trait, doesn't mean they don't carry it in their DNA. Recessive genes.

08-29-2004, 03:10 PM	#9
Hollywood Red Posts: 156	Take me for example... I have red hair, my parents are brownish... but I have cousins on both sides with red hair... it pops up every few generations. Brown Hair + brown Hair doesn't always = brown hair.

08-29-2004, 05:37 PM	#10
Amaroqwolf A rebel without a soul. Posts: 512	But, if you look at Matt and Jeff as Kids, Jeff has blonde hair back then. I will admit to that yes, Jeff probably does dye his hair now, cause cheak the roots. But, he did have blonde hair as a child while Matt had Black. Both the Parentes. (Gil and Ruby I belive) Had Dark hair. But, take into a account that Jeff is related to the original MF'er...a true blonde in himself.

08-29-2004, 10:05 PM	#11
Hollywood Red Posts: 156	My sister had platinum blonde hair when she was young... it's darkened to brown over the years. Hair colour can and does tend to change as you age. Christ people, where's the confusion?

08-30-2004, 04:46 PM	#12
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	AAARGHH!!! Do I have to do a freaking Punnett Square for everyone here? Alright. Here's Mr. and Mrs. Hardy's genotypes: Mom: Bb; Dad: Bb. Now, the first time mommy and daddy flipped the willey, they had Matt, right? __]_B_]_b__ B_]_BB]_Bb] b_]_Bb]_bb] It's hard to read, but that's the square. As you can see, Brown hair being the dominant gene, the chances of having a child with brown hair equalled 75%, while having a blonde child is 25%. The second time they fucked, Matt raised some ruckus and Mrs. Hardy had to get dressed and deal with the little shit. This raised her blood pressure and caused the fluids in her uterus to become extra acidic. All of Mr Hardy's sperm sadly died on the way to the egg except for the little one with the blonde hair gene and the gene for being interested in spotfests and crappy poetry.