SmackDown Captions (25/11/04)

**nWo 4 Life** · 11-29-2004, 11:49 AM

Well, captioneers, here they are!

Big Show fought it, but he was no match for Luther Reigns "Kirby Power"

"Hey! I found the cream filling!"

JR: Bah God she just hit Big Show with a steel pie!
Tazz: Why do you keep showing up on SmackDown!?
JR: BAHGODRKOTHEDAMNDESTTHINGIVEEVERSEENBBQSAUCESTUNNER!

"Oh, hi there. I've just had a meeting with Vince McMahon. He's a very excitable guy".

Seriously, why wasn't this shown on Sky One's SmackDown!?

Kurt: I've got you NOW Cousin It!
Local Hero: For God's sake, I'm not HIM!

Hass: Me feel 2 boobies at once!

"I'm sorry Eddie, but this thing still smells Mexican. Go clean it till I can eat off it! Because I intend to!"

In a surprising turn of events, Undertaker saves Orlando Jordan from Benoit's anti-gravity tricks.

Torrie: Hey, I thought the French were non-violent!
Hiroku: I'm not French
Torrie: Sorry, it's just you team with Dupree, and you look like a mime artist.
Hiroku:

The reason there were so many empty seats at SmackDown: Kurt forgot his RightGuard Xtreme

Meh, they were crap.

Come on now, put me to shame.

**Gone Mad** · 11-29-2004, 06:06 PM

WHOOO! IT'S CAPTIONS!

Luther, as he reanacts scenes from his experiences on 'Girl Next Door.'

Looks like someone pissed off Goobley-Gooker.

Joy: Heehee, smashing pies into Show is funny!
Luther: IT'S BEEN FIVE HOURS! HE'S GOTTA BREATHE..
Joy: Oops, teehee..
**Show flops... crowd pops!! **

Joy still had a smile on her face even after going on a double date with TO and Artest.

Angle (to ref): You see this?! It'll happen to you if you don't stop that Macarena!

Jackie turned heel after she decided to break-up the record-breaking Train.

Taker: Alright, I'm ... Cruiserweight champion? Ughhh.. **throws into random fireplace **

Taker, always the ideal citizen, stops falling Orlando Jordan from destroying the horribly-placed Smurf Village.

Hiroko: You are one weird lookin' motha', you know that? And that booby.. ehhww?

Tara Reid: SHUT UP, PARTY PEOPLE! POETRY.COM ..WHOOO! **friend pulls up her strap ** .. Thhhank ju... BASTARD? ** flops! **

(singing): I'm strong to the finish cuz I eat me spinach, I'm Angle the guy..that looks like Popeye.. MAN! **putt putt**

sucked.. I mean, end.

**Gouda** · 11-29-2004, 06:26 PM

Big Show: So I was walking down the street when I- GROIN KICK!!!
Luther: What th- ARRRRRRRG!!!!

Two bodies.... BECOME ONE!!

Is it Angle?
Is it Show?
This mystery cannot be untangled,
Sadly we'll never know.

Girl(no idea who this is): Yeah, the funniest thing happened. I poked the Pillsbury Dough Boy and he..... kind of exploded. Yes. Nothing sexual was going on. Nothing at all.

Kurt: The ref... He's a zombie!!
Ref: Urg Arg.
Kurt: Must use opponent as bludgeon... *grabs foot*

Haas: I believe they call it.... menages trois.

Undertaker: The building.... it's too dark! Shiny belt to the rescue!

Hiroko: Behold my power.
*mystical wind starts to blow*

Kurt: Alright... I do a couple of these and then they digitally add in the weights later. Sweet.

**PorkSoda** · 11-29-2004, 07:29 PM

Chyna is working her way back into the WWE

Joy botches the Macarina.

**Corkscrewed** · 12-01-2004, 02:54 AM

Show wasn't as technically sound in karate as others might be, but that still was no excuse to overcompensate and kick a hole through Luther's stomach.

Hilarity strikes when Big Bird gets access to the rafters.

The new WWE Anti-Semen Protective Mask wasn't that efficient.

Sure, Joy is hot and all, but she can't apply mousse for shit.

This would be Kurt's greatest test yet in the Put the Body Parts Back in Correct Order Contest.

Amidst the melee, only Brian Hebner noticed the turkey sprouting up from Dawn Marie's neck.

In the intergalactic Hide-And-Seek match, hiding behind a championship belt was pretty useless when God was "It."

Taker certainly found new ways to execute his weekly Buns of Steel check.

Torrie: "What do you mean you're prettier than me when you're not in makeup?!"

Sure, they were both "rock," but somehow, I think the Frost Titan's "rock" beat Kurt's "rock."

**nWo 4 Life** · 12-01-2004, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed

Hilarity strikes when Big Bird gets access to the rafters.

Sure, they were both "rock," but somehow, I think the Frost Titan's "rock" beat Kurt's "rock."

Hilarious!

11-29-2004, 11:49 AM	#1
nWo 4 Life n00b World order 4 Life! Posts: 106	SmackDown Captions (25/11/04) Well, captioneers, here they are! Big Show fought it, but he was no match for Luther Reigns "Kirby Power" "Hey! I found the cream filling!" JR: Bah God she just hit Big Show with a steel pie! Tazz: Why do you keep showing up on SmackDown!? JR: BAHGODRKOTHEDAMNDESTTHINGIVEEVERSEENBBQSAUCESTUNNER! "Oh, hi there. I've just had a meeting with Vince McMahon. He's a very excitable guy". Seriously, why wasn't this shown on Sky One's SmackDown!? Kurt: I've got you NOW Cousin It! Local Hero: For God's sake, I'm not HIM! Hass: Me feel 2 boobies at once! "I'm sorry Eddie, but this thing still smells Mexican. Go clean it till I can eat off it! Because I intend to!" In a surprising turn of events, Undertaker saves Orlando Jordan from Benoit's anti-gravity tricks. Torrie: Hey, I thought the French were non-violent! Hiroku: I'm not French Torrie: Sorry, it's just you team with Dupree, and you look like a mime artist. Hiroku: The reason there were so many empty seats at SmackDown: Kurt forgot his RightGuard Xtreme Meh, they were crap. Come on now, put me to shame.

11-29-2004, 06:06 PM	#2
Gone Mad EL MERO MERO! Posts: 4,259	WHOOO! IT'S CAPTIONS! Luther, as he reanacts scenes from his experiences on 'Girl Next Door.' Looks like someone pissed off Goobley-Gooker. Joy: Heehee, smashing pies into Show is funny! Luther: IT'S BEEN FIVE HOURS! HE'S GOTTA BREATHE.. Joy: Oops, teehee.. Show flops... crowd pops!! Joy still had a smile on her face even after going on a double date with TO and Artest. Angle (to ref): You see this?! It'll happen to you if you don't stop that Macarena! Jackie turned heel after she decided to break-up the record-breaking Train. Taker: Alright, I'm ... Cruiserweight champion? Ughhh.. throws into random fireplace Taker, always the ideal citizen, stops falling Orlando Jordan from destroying the horribly-placed Smurf Village. Hiroko: You are one weird lookin' motha', you know that? And that booby.. ehhww? Tara Reid: SHUT UP, PARTY PEOPLE! POETRY.COM ..WHOOO! friend pulls up her strap .. Thhhank ju... BASTARD? flops! (singing): I'm strong to the finish cuz I eat me spinach, I'm Angle the guy..that looks like Popeye.. MAN! putt putt sucked.. I mean, end.

11-29-2004, 06:26 PM	#3
Gouda It's Hammer Time Posts: 2,207	Big Show: So I was walking down the street when I- GROIN KICK!!! Luther: What th- ARRRRRRRG!!!! Two bodies.... BECOME ONE!! Is it Angle? Is it Show? This mystery cannot be untangled, Sadly we'll never know. Girl(no idea who this is): Yeah, the funniest thing happened. I poked the Pillsbury Dough Boy and he..... kind of exploded. Yes. Nothing sexual was going on. Nothing at all. Kurt: The ref... He's a zombie!! Ref: Urg Arg. Kurt: Must use opponent as bludgeon... grabs foot Haas: I believe they call it.... menages trois. Undertaker: The building.... it's too dark! Shiny belt to the rescue! Hiroko: Behold my power. mystical wind starts to blow Kurt: Alright... I do a couple of these and then they digitally add in the weights later. Sweet.

11-29-2004, 07:29 PM	#4
PorkSoda Diabetes Coming To Getcha Posts: 6,826	Chyna is working her way back into the WWE Joy botches the Macarina.

12-01-2004, 02:54 AM	#5
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Show wasn't as technically sound in karate as others might be, but that still was no excuse to overcompensate and kick a hole through Luther's stomach. Hilarity strikes when Big Bird gets access to the rafters. The new WWE Anti-Semen Protective Mask wasn't that efficient. Sure, Joy is hot and all, but she can't apply mousse for shit. This would be Kurt's greatest test yet in the Put the Body Parts Back in Correct Order Contest. Amidst the melee, only Brian Hebner noticed the turkey sprouting up from Dawn Marie's neck. In the intergalactic Hide-And-Seek match, hiding behind a championship belt was pretty useless when God was "It." Taker certainly found new ways to execute his weekly Buns of Steel check. Torrie: "What do you mean you're prettier than me when you're not in makeup?!" Sure, they were both "rock," but somehow, I think the Frost Titan's "rock" beat Kurt's "rock."