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Old 01-18-2005, 03:59 PM   #1
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:09 PM   #2
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:11 PM   #3
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Mohammed Hassan was the most unorthodox chiropracter ever



Edge: YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW ME!!

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First Katie Vick now Trish??



Super Kane AWAY!!



Unfortunatly Litaitis struck when Kane botched being a superhero



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Cha cha cha chia!


Orton: Woah! Look how tiny it is!
Trips: Shut up you... You... DADDY! HE CALLED ME TINY!


Shawn: It's backwards!
Edge: Wha?
Shawn: Damn it Adam! I'm willing to tap to the Sharpshooter in Canada and you go and fuck it up!
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:01 PM   #5
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Chris Jericho: God Bless Canada! Why do I ever leave here?
*Thinks for a second.*
Jericho: Oh right, money with value...


*Hassan decided to show Jericho his new finisher: The Desert Strike!*


Hassan: WTF!?! No one told me Canadians could go Super Sayjin!


Orton: OMG! It's gotten so small Trips. Have you figured out a way to keep Steph pleased?
HHH: Yea, I've decided to get transplant surgery. The only thing now is finding the perfect donner.
Orton: Wow, that must be a difficult task.
HHH: Not as difficult as you think...


Christian: Come on man, this is my hometown. Can you please sell my kicks?
HBK: I like to see someone make me.
*Hart Attack begins to play*
HBK: Awww shi...


Edge: Bret Hart did too teach me the Sharpshooter, execpt he doesn't look like he does on tv. He actuall has blonde hair and a big nose...aw crap!
HBK: Yea, I know. This mean I lost my bet with HHH about your intelligence level.


HBK (In Pain): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Edge: All I was suggesting was for you to put a Canadian over.


*As Benoit realized that he couldn't let go of Jericho's hand, he thought to himself, "Tu shae Rhyno, tu shae."*


*This is not what Trish had in mind when she told Kane that she needed a lift.*


Kane: In all my time as a member of the Church of England, this is the first time that someone didn't want cake. (Reps to anyone who gets the reference.)


Kane: Gene duck! It's a bomb!!!


Gene: Aw crap, I don't wanna be in this caption!
Kane: Why not?
Gene: Because it's going to be turned into a Chris Benoit Levatation joke or a Dr. Yankum Dentist joke.
Kane: Don't worry Gene, those joke are so old that anyone even considering to use them is a very sad individual.
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Edge: "TELL JR THAT THE MOVE IS CALLED THE EDGE-UCATOR!! NOT 'SOME SUBMISSION HOLD'! JESUS CHRIST CAN'T THAT MORON REMEMBER ANYTHING?!"
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:21 PM   #7
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He may have been a fantastic wrestler and an ultimate speaker, but Jericho couldn't give piggy back rides worth shit.


Maybe that Rajah fan wasn't the idiot we all thought he was...


Orton (reading HHH's shirt): 'If you can read this you're about to get hit by a chair...'


And now the hardest part: Christian attempting an air-skateboard ollie over the Heartbreak Kid.


Edge: "DAMMIT, why isn't Hebner ringing the bell????"
HBK:


Edge's new Mike Tyson gimmick didn't give him much more heat than before.


Further proof that Canadians simply cannot sky dive.


Kane: "I'm touching a boob! I'M TOUCHING A BOOB!"


Cameraman: "So just slide over for the obligatory cleavage shot..."


Having learned nothing from the OrtonBot, WWE unveiled the TrishBot for sexually frustrated teens, but finds that all it does is fall over and lie still. Kinda like British women.




Note to Snitsky: You don't actually stick you knee out to let people chairshot it.


Gene: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"


"...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:15 PM   #8
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:29 PM   #9
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Hi guys!


Jericho: AHHHHH!


Jericho: My hair is poofy!


Orton AND Triple H: Take that!


Christian: Take that!


Shawn Michaels: That's a weird move.


Shawn Michaels: We're practically kissing


Jericho: Oh look, it's Benoit. I better get out of the way


Benoit AND Jericho: Good job


Kane: Take that!


Kane: Gotcha!


Trish: Ow my neck


Kane: Ow my abdominals


Kane AND Snitsky: We're flying!


Kane AND Snitsky: We're still flying!
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:41 PM   #10
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Randy: What's that small bulge in your pants? Can't be bigger than an inch . . . Poor Steph . . .

Triple H: Why you!!!!


BANG



Chris Benoit: Float with me to heaven where we will never be buried again!!!



Kane: Hmmmmm, there's a little more privacy here for us down there I guess . . .

Snitsky: RAPE!!!!

If they suck then too bad 'cause it's my first time.
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Randy: What's that small bulge in your pants? Can't be bigger than an inch . . . Poor Steph . . .

Triple H: Why you!!!!


BANG



Chris Benoit: Float with me to heaven where we will never be buried again!!!



Kane: Hmmmmm, there's a little more privacy here for us down there I guess . . .

Snitsky: RAPE!!!!

If they suck then too bad 'cause it's my first time.
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:36 PM   #13
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:38 PM   #14
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:34 PM   #15
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Kane: Trish??? Trish??? Oh man..I'll be a virgin forever.....or will I?
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:37 PM   #16
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Jericho: Hehe, that wwe is neat is one funny guy! I also think Bob Saget is funny!
**CROWD POPS**
Jericho: Yeah, I love Canada. No seriously though, they are funny and.. Hey, where ya going?!


Don't try and upstage the Musical Chairs champ... ever!


Dancing.. TO THE EXTREME!


HBK: Oh.. why must you Canadians hurt me? Get over Bret, I have. That's why I mention him all the time and mention that I was part of the screw job and that I would do it again.. but I've gotten over i--- **MUDHOLE STOMP'D!!**


edge: TELL ME HOW TO GET THE CROWD TO LOVE ME!! ....I've got charisma. See! A tatoo! It's a kitty. Grr. STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!


Two respected atheletes, commending each other... over a great game of Rock Paper Scissors. Wow.


Kane: If you kids don't get off my lawn, I'm throwing this!! Don't tempt me. Just put your pants back on!


Trish ready to learn how to swim.


Never walk in when Snitsky is with the EYETOY.


Snitsky: Hey, Kane! what time is it?
Kane: Why it is 11:0-- **TABLE'D!! **
Snitsky (smiling while "selling" the bump): ..Hey, what time is it aga--
Kane: Just die already!

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Old 01-18-2005, 11:44 PM   #17
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Kane: In all my time as a member of the Church of England, this is the first time that someone didn't want cake. (Reps to anyone who gets the reference.)
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:46 PM   #18
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After sucking the soul of the WWE, HHH begins sucking up the wresters because there can only be one main eventer.


Just in the nick of time Super Kane saved Gene from falling.


Kane: Dear diary, Jackpot!


Chris Jericho may be the Musical chair champion but, Christian defends his Leap Frog title with ease.
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:55 PM   #20
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Jericho:Man look at those ass clowns in the bleachers


Hussan:Hold on a second I'll get the position right


Jericho:What do you mean Fozzy sucks


Orton:Hmm I thought Armani only had one "I" in it


Trish: Dammit I know these guys are going to cope a feel
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Old 01-19-2005, 12:10 AM   #22
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Jericho: AHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S OSAMA!
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Old 01-19-2005, 01:10 AM   #24
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Didn't read any other captions cause I don't feel like going through all that right now, so jokes may be unintentionally repeated.


Hassan: Sprout, damn you, SPROUT!
Jericho: I told you, I'm not The Hurricane!!


Jeirhco faces his greatest opponent yet... Professor Static Ball For a Head.


Randy: Whoa. That IS big. Not as big as me though.
*Randy bursts out of his pants*


Shawn: Seen my contact lense?
Christian: ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT!!
Shawn: You're mean. I'm telling Jesus on you.
Christian: He's injured.


Didn't I see Jeff Hardy use this submission in TNA?


Edge: Yes... now you must obey KAHN!!


Bentoit flies to the rescue in Jericho's fight with Professor Static Ball For A Head.


Jericho: You win... your tights have more yellow.


Kane plays air guitar on a chair as Snitsky does a jig.


Kane and Snitsky: DAMN YOU REFEREE!!!
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Jericho: Huh. Is that what I look like under a mask?



Proof that Jericho does not like being stepped on during Nap Time



Apparently, Christian didn't want to open his legs while playing London Bridges.



Benoit: Diddly Doo!
Jericho: Diddly Do
Benoit: Diddly
Jericho: Doddly
Benoit: Hi-Diddly-Ho-Mo-Diddly-Fiddly-Diddly-Doddly-Ho!
Jericho: Fiddly-Diddly-Shiddly-Riddly Fiddly Fiddle Widdle Niddle Po!
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