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Old 02-01-2005, 05:48 PM   #1
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I AM GONE MAD AND I SOMEWHAT APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
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YOUR FUCKING GIMMICK IS THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!@ YOU WENT SO MAD THAT YOU FORGZOT THE GOD DAMN "E" IN "GONE MAD!!!!"
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Old 02-01-2005, 06:38 PM   #2
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Biggest... FU... Ever... Literally...


Ric: Will you marry me, my Batista-wista?
Batista: ......
Ric: Well?
(Batista powerbombs Flair out of the ring.)
Batista: Okay!


Vince: So it was EDGE who stole my cherry Slurpie...


Edge: *Crazy laugh* I see big pushes in my future!
Triple H: He's lost it...


Heidenreich: You killed my Pokemon!
Gene: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
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Old 02-01-2005, 06:49 PM   #3
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Old 02-01-2005, 08:53 PM   #4
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Big Show gives his impression of Tara Reid on a Saturday Night.


Cena: Hey, there's something on your shirt..
Batista: I don't have a shirt, John.
Cena: ...HA! **lifts finger up to Dave's nose** .... ... **runs away**


Batista: Ok, can those lights be any FREAKIN' brighter!!??!


eDGE: I'm a pretty girl! I'm a preetty girl!!!
HBK:


HHH: YOU THINK YOU RULE ALL THE WATERMELONS OF THE WORLD!??!! NOT IN MY TOWN, GALLAGE--- ORRRRTONN!!!!


Heidenreich: Guh? What do 'bout Taker?
Snitsky: It's not ... well, first we have to resusitate the victim and check for a pulse, thus secure him until the authorities arrive to restore him to his former glory.
Heidenreich: .......... POETRY.COM!!!!
Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!


RKO: I've got your nose!
HHH: I've got your push!
RKO: ...you win. **puts 'nose' back**


Heidenreich: It was I who hacked the forum, TPWW.NET!!! HAHA... only because I thought it was that OTHER site I don't like.... um..

DISNEYCHANNEL.COM!!!

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Old 02-01-2005, 09:34 PM   #5
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Does anyone else think the captions are kind of drifting away?



What will your face look like when you realize your penis is a sledgehammer.



Cena: Yo man, your tits are hard and oily. You wear underwear to the ring. That is what's going to happen when I kick you in the DING! *Kicks Batista in the nadds*



Batista: Ric, what're you doing?
Ric: Huh?
Batista: I said do a Crash'N'Burn meets Rhyno impression; not a Corkscrew meets Randy Orton impression.




This was perhaps the biggest shit Edge has ever taken.



Heidenreich: So that's where the cream filling is.....



Earl: Oh my head.



Batista: Oh dear God! You see, my name's David, and I just won the Royal Rumble. But there's one problem. Everybody thinks that I absolutely SUCK!



Rhyno Gore's The Big Show through the table.
Paul Heyman: go-whore! No wait, that's not it. (Clears throut) GOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-01-2005, 09:43 PM   #6
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Old 02-01-2005, 09:44 PM   #7
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ATTENTION:

NEXT TUESDAY, I WILL POST THE MONTH'S BEST CAPTION CONTEST. SO KEEP POSTING IN EVERY CAPTION THREAD FROM JANUARY UNTIL THAT DAY (AND YEAH, I WILL INCLUDE THE FIRST SET OF RUMBLE CAPTIONS. STUPID ME). YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU COULD BE THE WINNER, AND EVEN A BONUS PRIZE FROM ME! SO GET TO IT.

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Old 02-01-2005, 09:47 PM   #8
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Old 02-01-2005, 09:53 PM   #9
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Old 02-01-2005, 10:33 PM   #10
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The WWE presents.... Love Stories:


Ric: Dave... Marry me. I've watched you for so long.
Edge: What?!


Edge: Ric!! How could you do this to me? HOW?! You told me I was pretty!


HHH: What?! Ric, you've been seeing both Batista and Edge behind my back? *sledges everything in sight*


Tune in next week to see Undertaker about to get.... HeidenSnitRaped?
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Old 02-02-2005, 12:16 AM   #11
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Heidanrich:..And you're going to stay tied to that train track until you apologize to Drakul for posting the Rumble caps despite him posting them earlier

gonMad00 *tied to tracks* :

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Old 02-02-2005, 12:39 AM   #12
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Drakul, I'm sorry.

Now, please untie me. I'll let you win this month's best caption. Please?
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:01 AM   #13
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:03 AM   #14
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Whoa. Haven't done THESE in a while...


The sheer terror of John Cena's "Little Girl Laugh" was enough to make any superheavyweight flee for his life.



CENA: Yo, man, this Rum-- Rhyno?
BATISTA: [Sadly] Yeah...



BATISTA: Lord, thank you for blessing me with the--RHYNO!



HHH: Ha ha! Eat Invisible Crucifix, Orton!
FLAIR: Uh...Champ?
[Beat]
HHH: DAMMIT!



EDGE: [Thinking] If I stay in this shot long enough, maybe Vince will give me a main-event push...



REY: Ha! This is the best pommel horse routi--LOOK OUT!



ARN: Wow, it's really uncomfortable to try and roll over in here...hey, wait. I'm not dead.



Glen "Guerrero For Ha--" You know what, forget it...



SHAWN: [Gasp] Carrie! It wasn't me!



Worst. Banzai Drop. Ever.



He'd seen it before, but it was still hard to watch Vince and Hunter "fill in the undercard."



EDGE: Hot damn! Now I can play Spike!
CAMERAMAN: Uh... "Buffy" was canceled a couple of years ago.
EDGE: DAMMIT! When do I get my shot?!?



HHH: ...and that's what you need to do to get another title run.



HHH: Orton, I know you were in the kitchen with Dinah...



Rock had the "spit punch." Billy Gunn had the "awkward jab." Randy Orton's "make airplane noises roundhouse," the next great punch or another Crush "Heart Punch?"



RANDOM SWING DANCE!



EARL: [Whispering] We are go for Operation Hunted!
HHH:



SHOW: I can't believe I ate the whole thing...



JBL: Heil Hi--
KURT: NO!



JBL: Uh, that's a ten-four on Operation Hunted.
OJ: That's a belt. Not a walkie-talkie.
DANNY: Oh, man, he has another concussion.
DOUG: Ewwwwwwwww...



As out of character as it was, UT's Freddie Mitchell haircut nonetheless drew a pretty good reaction.



HEIDENREICH: No, I get to job to him at WrestleMania!



HEIDENREICH: No, HE'th a homo!
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:09 AM   #15
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Does anyone else think the captions are kind of drifting away?
That's cuz C-Fedding has stolen all the thunder away.
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:17 AM   #16
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Even orton didn't believe HHH had a huge black penis, but boy was he wrong
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:49 PM   #17
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Batista: Ric, what're you doing?
Ric: Huh?
Batista: I said do a Crash'N'Burn meets Rhyno impression; not a Corkscrew meets Randy Orton impression.
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