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Old 02-07-2005, 11:47 PM   #1
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Rate The Wrestler - Day 153 - Van Hammer
Hey yo, and wlcome to the 153rd edition of Rate The Wrestler. Yesterday, "Mr. Aguila" Essa Rios scored a 76. There was one vote I almost didn't count, which would have put the score to 79, but meh. Anyway, today we have a former member of Raven's Flock. From what I recall, his finisher was a stiff spinebuster and for a while, he was a sort of hippy/stoner guy. Here is Van Hammer.




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4.5 Just for being a member of the Flock.
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Old 02-08-2005, 01:25 AM   #3
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Old 02-08-2005, 01:58 AM   #4
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:40 AM   #6
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6.5

OK, so Hammer isn't a masterpiece in the ring, but he isn't the shits either. From what I understand, he is also a pretty good trainer. I give him the 6.5 for his total time with WCW, from the original Van Hammer gimmick in WCW's early comic-book type days, to the Flock version, to his hippie character, to being with The MIA. His name is Hammer.
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6 for his wrestling abilities, .5 for the gimmick, and .5 for his Flock-ness.

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ain't nothing psecial.

And btw. I requested Van Hammer be nominated about 2 months ago...good 2 see my opinion is being recognised
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Kerry Von Erich = Texas Tornado

Van Hammer = Van Hammer

I hope that clears things up.
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Old 02-08-2005, 08:42 PM   #13
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Old 02-08-2005, 09:12 PM   #14
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It's been such a long time since I've seen him that I can't really remember if he sucked or not... I remember him using either Cobra Clutch Slam or Full Nelson Slam as finisher though when played that hippie character...
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