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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Good God, I wish JBL didn't suck in-ring. *Smackdown spoilers?*
His promos keep getting fucking better and better, and this week's promo involving the destruction of the US championship is absolutely no execption. If he was even a FUCKING QUARTER ás good in the ring as he is on the mic, the main event scene over the past fewmonths might not have looked so bleak.
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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Viva la Raza
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He could get better, dunno if he doesnt work out enough or what else... but yeah, he's got the best promos, and the US title one wasnt exception.
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Bastard Deer
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His Promos are what has made him Tolerable as Champ.
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I'm all there is
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yea, no class right now, so I got to see the Beg of Smackdown and I got to tape the promo. That was the goods.
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That's how I roll!!!
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Yes JBL is the best promo man in the buz today BAR NONE.
I can't believe I'm saying this but I like him better than Jericho |
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love yourself
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I was like rofl...then after they showed the replay, I was like, why not? Rofl some more
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Viva la Raza
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That's how I roll!!!
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Jericho's stuff is just stale now. he's where The Rock was in 2002
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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God dammit, I was saying this shit ages ago and everyone was like "UGHHHH JBL SUCKS OK? WE WANT BENOIT YADDA YADDA"
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lol
Me too, but not as sensationally. So I didn't stir much. That and if he wasn't an ass in real life, I'd be a huge fan. |
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R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Why make JBL champ in the first place?
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It's Hammer Time
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Because you touch yourself at night.
Blowing up titles = Gold. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I'm all there is
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I read yesterday that business has actually went up on the Smackdown side the past few months and the Armaggedon PPV did a pretty good number.
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I agree, but too bad he's terrible in the ring. Destroying that piece of shit championship was great though.
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I was exhausted and took a nap and slept through the first hour. Damn it. Hopefully it'll be on a Velcocity recap or something. But yeah, JBL's only redeemable quality is his promo skills. I haven't despised his title reign as much as I thought when I first read he won the belt, but I haven't loved it either. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually woudln't object to him holding the belt again. |
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Ya know, I was watching it, and as they both stood on the stiars, I thought it would have been hilarious if the pyro guy messed up and blew the trash can up again.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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YesYesYes!
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JBL is definitely one of the best on the mic right now. I've said this a few times already, but if had a few of his matches go cleanly, he might be a credible champion. But the fact that almost every match involves a DQ or interference, is what really ruins his reign for me.
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