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Old 03-31-2005, 06:07 PM   #1
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Ruin your favorite movie.
Recast one of your favorite movie's leads with the worst actors you can think that would fit the part.

Pulp Fiction:

Vincent - Mike Myers
Jules - LL Cool J
Mia - Brittany Murphy
Butch - Sylvester Stallone
Marsellus - Chris Tucker

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Old 03-31-2005, 06:09 PM   #2
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God, you just ruined it.
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Old 04-01-2005, 12:34 AM   #3
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Spongebob Square Pants movie

Spongebob- Shaq
Patrick- Vin Diesel
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:12 AM   #4
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Turkish: Tom Cruise
Tommy: Charlie Sheen
Mickey: Sylvester Stallone
BrickTop: Sir Ian Mackellan (sp?)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Danny DeVito
Cousin Avi: Jerry Seinfeld
Doug the Head: Christopher Walken
Sol: Morgan Freeman
Vince: Denzel Washington
Tyrone: Danny Glover
Boris the Blade: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Frankie Four Fingers: The drummer from Def Leppard

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Old 04-01-2005, 01:31 AM   #5
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:34 AM   #6
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:50 AM   #7
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Nah he would probably play it like real amazing. It is just that he is a disgusting mess.
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:57 AM   #8
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Goodfellas

Henry: David Schwimmer
Jimmy: Gary Busey
Tommy: David Spade
Karen: Madonna
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:59 AM   #9
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Jimmy Conway - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Henry Hill - Pee Wee Herman
Tommy DeVito - Pauly Shore
Karen Hill - Joan Rivers
Paul Cicero - Louie Anderson

HOLY FUCK! SAME TIME ...

hahah same guy for Pauly.

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Old 04-01-2005, 03:31 AM   #10
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Punch-Drunk Love

Barry Egan: Keanu Reeves
Lena Leonard: Jessica Alba
Dean Trumbell (D & D Mattressman): Tobey Maguire
Lance: Sylvester Stallone

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Old 04-01-2005, 08:45 AM   #11
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Cast Keanu in just about any movie and you'll ruin it
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:20 AM   #12
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Derek Vinyard: Keanu Reeves

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Old 04-01-2005, 11:03 AM   #13
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John McClane----Tom Green

Just that one thing would of ruined the whole film
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:41 PM   #14
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The Godfather

Don Vito Corleone - Steven Segal
Michael Corleone - Chris Kattan
Sunny Corleone - Burt Reynolds
Tom Hagen - Dave Chappelle
Clemenza - The guy who played Goldberg in the Mighty Ducks
Kay Adams - Orlando Bloom
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:21 PM   #15
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Willem Dafoe - Keanu Reeves
Sean Patrick Flanery - Jimmy Fallon
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:21 PM   #16
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Derek Vinyard: Keanu Reeves

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Old 04-01-2005, 04:18 PM   #17
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American Psycho

Patrick Bateman- Ben Affleck


actually, that would ruin it more than anything.
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Old 04-01-2005, 05:03 PM   #18
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Lord of the Rings

Frodo - Jason Biggs
Sam - Anthony Anderson
Gandalf - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Aragorn - Steven Seagal
Pippin - Vin Diesel
Merry - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Saruman - Dennis Hopper
Gimli - Quentin Tarantino
Legolas - Danny Trejo
Arwen - Pamela Anderson
Eowyn - Carmen Electra

Oh, and director - Uwe Boll
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Old 04-05-2005, 09:01 AM   #19
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The Narrator - Seth Green
Tyler Durden - Colin Farrell
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Old 04-05-2005, 09:51 AM   #20
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chick who gets stabbed in shower - the Fabulous Moolah
directed by: Vince McMahon
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Old 04-05-2005, 10:04 AM   #21
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Ruin your favourite movie - in a different way
folloing on from Champion Of Europa's excellent thread, ruin a movie by changing one crucial plot point.

Fight Club

The narrator and Marla Singer are the same person

Donnie Darko

At the end, Frank shoots Donnie

Star Wars trilogy

Luke and Leia are brother and sister but they only find this out AFTER they have boinked.
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Old 04-05-2005, 10:11 AM   #22
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now this is just getting retarded. anybody can say anything.

"omg in lord of the rings, what if at the end, frodo and sam made out and aragorn turned into a fire-breathing dragon!"
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Old 04-05-2005, 10:14 AM   #23
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no, the point is it has to be one small change that would reverse the whole meaning and feel of the movie.

for example, The Usual Suspects would be an entirely different film if Dave Kujan was Keyser Sose.
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Old 04-05-2005, 10:16 AM   #24
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Randall - Pauly Shore
Veronica - Tara Ried
Kaitlin - Paris Hilton
Jay - Chad Michael Murray
Silent Bob - Andy Richter
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Lock Stock:
Ed: Adam Sandler
Bacon: Haydn Christianson
Tom: Sean William Scott
Soap: Jason Biggs
Barry the Baptist: Steven Segall
Hatchet Harry: Abe Vigoda
Big Chris: Vin Diesel
Little Chris: McCaulley Caulken
Nick The Greek: Tim Allen
(I can't remember the black guy with the fros name, bigup mental block ) : Samuel L Jackson (that'd be pretty jokes lol)
fuck there are too many characters

I can't remember the 4 pothead names and then there was Gloria as well. You get the idea though.
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Old 04-05-2005, 11:24 AM   #26
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:18 PM   #27
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Boondock Saints

Willem Dafoe - Keanu Reeves
Sean Patrick Flanery - Jimmy Fallon
Norman Reedus - Orlando Bloom
FUCKING GOD, INNOVATOR!!!! EVERYTIME I THINK OF BOONDOCK SAINTS IN A THREAD, YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!


GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:43 PM   #28
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Just imagine Jimmy Fallon in the movie, already its ruined
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Old 04-05-2005, 01:11 PM   #29
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I think Star Wars would have been better if Luke and Leia did boink, as you so put it, AFTER they found out they were related.

Huge change in the feel of the movies.
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Old 04-05-2005, 03:36 PM   #30
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Clerks
Silent Bob - Andy Richter
... that was the best you could think of? That's not really THAT bad.
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Old 04-05-2005, 03:38 PM   #31
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Fight Club

Tyler Durden - Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell would probably make a better Tyler than Brad Pitt
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Old 04-05-2005, 04:18 PM   #32
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you KNOW there's fanfiction about it out there.
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Old 04-05-2005, 05:16 PM   #33
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Colin Farrell would probably make a better Tyler than Brad Pitt
I'm not criticizing the actor, really. It's just that the chemistry between Norton and Pitt was so compelling that it kept you on the edge of your seat. My girlfriend and I were watching the movie last weekend, and we were throwing out names to figure out who else could play the Narrator and Tyler Durden. In the end, we decided that any change in actors would make the interplay less enjoyable.

Besides, it's way too easy to pick bad actors for your favorite roles. I wanted to keep it more or less close to type. I have nothing against Seth Green, for example, but if I picked the absolute worst for any role, every actor would be Freddy Prinze Jr.
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In The Matrix, Zion turns out to be another virtual reality program. (Yeah, yeah... I know it's a theory postulated countless times by Matrix fans, but it seemed more compelling that what actually happened in Matrix Revolutions.)

EDIT: Oh, wait... "ruin". Well, how about: Zion turns out to be a VR program, but then the reality that Neo gets sent to also turns out to be a VR program. Keanu lets out a painfully agonizing yet strangely effette scream.
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