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Old 05-16-2005, 07:38 AM   #1
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Post You should ask some or all of the following questions if you ever meet the Macho Man.
"(1) Why did Gorgeous George break up with you? Is it because you tried to have a three-way with her and her sister?

(2) Did Road Warrior Hawk really kick your ass backstage at a Kid Rock concert?

(3) Did Brutus Beefcake really kick your ass and pull your pants down at Hogan's house?

(4) Did you really shit your pants at Gold's Gym? [What is up with all these grown men wrestlers crapping themselves?]

(5) Why did you shave your eyebrows?

(6) Do you use hairplugs?

(7) What is Nubain, and how much do you spend on it per month?

(8) Why did Elizabeth break up with you and get with Lex Luger?

(9) Don't you think it's kinda sad that you are a middle-aged white man in his 50's trying to act like a young black rapper in his 20's?

(10) Is it true that you can't get a hard on without Viagra?

(11) Why do you bad mouth Hulk Hogan so much? Is it because you are jealous of him?

(12) Why do you blame Hulk Hogan for all your problems?

(13) Is it true that it was Hogan who got you not only into the WWF, but the WCW as well?

(14) Do you want to be Hulk Hogan or something? After all, at one point in your career, you did the "I can't hear you" thing and referred to your fans as "macho-maniacs".

(15) How did you feel when thousand upon thousand of screaming Hulkamaniacs were booing your ass at that concert and were throwing rocks at you?

(16) How come when Hulk Hogan offered to finally fight you, you refused and backed down like a bitch?"

Seriously, ask him all that. He ain't gonna hit you or nothing. He's just a big pussy.
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:24 AM   #2
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:45 AM   #3
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:55 AM   #4
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:55 AM   #5
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:59 AM   #6
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Wait for it...wait for it...Lone Drinker lines it up and....BANG! Another "Pussy" knocked right out the ball park.
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:37 AM   #7
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Lone Drinker......A fried fish catches on faster than you.....your posts suck!
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Old 05-16-2005, 12:40 PM   #8
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Old 05-16-2005, 01:41 PM   #9
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Old 05-16-2005, 01:49 PM   #10
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Old 05-16-2005, 02:05 PM   #11
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Your idiotic post makes Baby Jesus cry. Perhaps you should never talk or type ever again... and while you're at it, stop breathing.
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:41 PM   #12
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1. who wouldn't want a 3-way with george and her sister?
2. no, hawk beat up Lanny poffo
3. beefcake got his ass kicked so hard, he had to come back as the deciple
4. what is up with these internet trolls trying to spread lies?
5. dying gone wrong.
6. do you use buttplugs?
7. a nubian is a spaceship in starwars episode 1.
8. elizebeth and macho divorced 7 years before flexy lexy
9. he's not "acting" like anything, he says he did it for fun
10. why do you want to know about macho's boner?
11. hulk hogan is a phoney
12. what problems did he blame hogan for?
13. heres the funniest one, Angelo Poffo who is macho's dad was wrestling waaaaaaaay before the huckster and I think it had something to do with his dad not hogan.
14. ive seen hhh, kane, warrior, zack gowen, the rock, hbk, briscoe and patterson, do the hogan finalle so, do those guys want to be hogan?
15. where and when was this concert?
16. hogan NEVER offered to wrestle macho, the reason being is because he wasn't going to get paid, it was for charity.
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Old 05-16-2005, 11:53 PM   #13
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:00 AM   #14
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:26 AM   #15
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Macho Man > The Clap > Lone Drinker
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Old 05-17-2005, 01:58 PM   #16
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A few questions to ask Ric Flair if you meet him:

1: When you first turned heel a few years back, was is difficult to keep from breaking kayfabe in front of marks?

2: Also, when you turned heel, how was the transition from no-selling to suddenly having to sell everything?

3: Is it still typical for younger tallent to allow you first dibs on getting color at a show, or do you pass that on to somebody else due to politics?

4: Once again, allow me to restate some of the key words from the previous questions: Kayfabe, heel, face, mark, color......
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