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12-11-2003, 06:13 PM
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Chill out, dickwad.
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An old, hilarious music related conversation.
I just found this in a text file saved somewhere while looking for something. The date on it was 8/9/02, so it's pretty old.
CyberHavoc: hey man crypTic asphyXy: Hey CyberHavoc: I saw your site, you post at um.com crypTic asphyXy: Yeah CyberHavoc: well man, I hear you on all of this MTV thing CyberHavoc: and trends and nu-metal CyberHavoc: but I think it's a bad idea to put up awesome bands in a site crypTic asphyXy: ..... CyberHavoc: people like fans of korn and slipknot, will hear this, and obviously know it's better CyberHavoc: but I dont want them to hear that, becasue eventually, it's gonna be a trend, and their going to tell their friends, so it will jsut be really gay CyberHavoc: I dont know if you understant me CyberHavoc: understand crypTic asphyXy: Death metal won't be popular any time soon: don't worry. crypTic asphyXy: It's my personal site CyberHavoc: ok crypTic asphyXy: I'm just showing the people what i listen to. CyberHavoc: but you dont only have death metal in their CyberHavoc: still CyberHavoc: peopoe will know aobut it CyberHavoc: especially gay wannabe posers crypTic asphyXy: If people know about it, they buy the record CyberHavoc: they will listen to death metal, and like it, and tell their friends crypTic asphyXy: and support the band. CyberHavoc: ok CyberHavoc: not everyone does that CyberHavoc: people download too you know crypTic asphyXy: it doesn't really matter CyberHavoc: yes it does, at least to me CyberHavoc: do you play an instument man? crypTic asphyXy: I don't see what's so special about being underground crypTic asphyXy: guitar CyberHavoc: ok crypTic asphyXy: I'm a fan of Iron Maiden. crypTic asphyXy: they're my favorite band. CyberHavoc: maidens good crypTic asphyXy: They were popular in the 80s... all over MTV. CyberHavoc: ohhh CyberHavoc: I see all thse nu-metal fans starting to like iron maiden crypTic asphyXy: I highly doubt that.. CyberHavoc: YES CyberHavoc: nu-metal fans DO like iron maiden CyberHavoc: and I hate that shit CyberHavoc: listening to nu-metal, then true metal crypTic asphyXy: Iron Maiden are godly. CyberHavoc: yup crypTic asphyXy: The more people realize this, the better. CyberHavoc: still things are getting popular, and to the wrong people CyberHavoc: ya crypTic asphyXy: When I was 5 years old, I used to think Guns N' Roses were the coolest. CyberHavoc: too many people are listening to good metal, and they dont know shit about music CyberHavoc: oh crypTic asphyXy: and Van Halen. CyberHavoc: ya crypTic asphyXy: Then I started expanding my tastes. CyberHavoc: ya crypTic asphyXy: Maybe people that haven't heard any good metal, and are stuck with bands like korn, will discover bands like Maiden and be amazed. They'll realize that there is better music out there. CyberHavoc: not true CyberHavoc: they will stick to korn, and like iron maiden CyberHavoc: so they are even more gay CyberHavoc: still man, I still dont think it's right to be posting good bands CyberHavoc: metal should be like in the 80's CyberHavoc: you dont see korn fans liking metal CyberHavoc: now theirs the popularity of mtv crypTic asphyXy: So in other words, you're telling me I should take the majority of my content off my site because you don't like posers? CyberHavoc: and websites, exposing it all CyberHavoc: no you shouldn't, it's your choice CyberHavoc: if you want to spread good music to them crypTic asphyXy: Spreading good music is always a good thing. CyberHavoc: not to the wrong people CyberHavoc: wtf CyberHavoc: you have that winamp plugin too? CyberHavoc: damn man, your pathetic crypTic asphyXy: How am I pathetic? CyberHavoc: w/e, soon everyone will nkow aobut venom, iron maiden, borknagar, children of bodom CyberHavoc: bands like that crypTic asphyXy: Isn't that the reason bands put out albums in the first place? To get heard. CyberHavoc: w.e, I can't this, so just keep giving bands to people crypTic asphyXy: Who cares what else they listen to? CyberHavoc: I ****ing care CyberHavoc: I cant stop this* crypTic asphyXy: Does it hurt you that much that one of your favorite bands is listened to by someone? CyberHavoc: no CyberHavoc: not someone CyberHavoc: ****ing nu-metal lovers crypTic asphyXy: You, sir, are pathetic. CyberHavoc: that think slipknot is the best band crypTic asphyXy: You can't shield people's ears. CyberHavoc: no CyberHavoc: I can't CyberHavoc: and im not trying to crypTic asphyXy: Yes you are. crypTic asphyXy: You just told me to hide my musical tastes. CyberHavoc: but theirs always going to be someone like you that's going to spread true metal CyberHavoc: not told you, telling you why crypTic asphyXy: **** true metal. CyberHavoc: ? CyberHavoc: ok crypTic asphyXy: what is "true" metal? CyberHavoc: anything that isn't nu-metal to me CyberHavoc: I guess crypTic asphyXy: Is Poison true metal? CyberHavoc: dunno I dont like them CyberHavoc: even though their old crypTic asphyXy: How about van halen? CyberHavoc: ya he's good crypTic asphyXy: Van Halen is a band CyberHavoc: ya CyberHavoc: at guitar crypTic asphyXy: In 1984, they had the hit single "Jump". CyberHavoc: hmm crypTic asphyXy: Should I not listen to them anymore? Are they not true metal anymore? CyberHavoc: well man theirs always gonna be bands that wanna be heard crypTic asphyXy: I never considered Van Halen to be very metallic in the first place, so I must be a poser. CyberHavoc: no im not saying they aren't CyberHavoc: man, your right **** that term, I just listen to anything thats ogod and I like crypTic asphyXy: Isn't the whole goal of playing music is to have it heard? CyberHavoc: yes crypTic asphyXy: If a band is good, i want to support them CyberHavoc: ok CyberHavoc: but their music is all on shelves CyberHavoc: now most people now are ****ing wannabe's crypTic asphyXy: Why do you care so much about what other people listen to? CyberHavoc: ok CyberHavoc: man I just dont think you understand me crypTic asphyXy: I understand you fully CyberHavoc: I know how you want to support bands crypTic asphyXy: But i think you're absurd CyberHavoc: and make them get heard CyberHavoc: but my difference is that the wrong people are listening to it crypTic asphyXy: You're telling me that if MTV started playing bands like Darkthrone and Venom, you wouldn't be happy? CyberHavoc: NO CyberHavoc: that's kind of stupid CyberHavoc: I dont listen to MTV crypTic asphyXy: I'd love to see Venom on MTV CyberHavoc: ? CyberHavoc: ..... crypTic asphyXy: Maybe some Testament videos. CyberHavoc: ....... crypTic asphyXy: instead of hiding good music crypTic asphyXy: just play good music more often; let it take over. CyberHavoc: so it will be on MTV and get popular CyberHavoc: so then korn fans will listen to them CyberHavoc: even if it foes take over, it's gonna be on MTV CyberHavoc: does* crypTic asphyXy: There wouldn't be a Korn if bands like Venom and Testament were played on MTV all the time. crypTic asphyXy: Korn would fade. CyberHavoc: ok CyberHavoc: people still like them crypTic asphyXy: Look at bands like Slayer. CyberHavoc: and you "have" to like them crypTic asphyXy: Tom Araya is 40 years old CyberHavoc: ya CyberHavoc: ok crypTic asphyXy: Slayer is still kicking ass CyberHavoc: yup crypTic asphyXy: Slayer is still getting recognized. Slipknot fans are discovering them all the time. CyberHavoc: ya I know crypTic asphyXy: When the slipknot fans discover Slayer CyberHavoc: ok crypTic asphyXy: Slayer becomes one of their favorite bands CyberHavoc: people get heard, and go on MTV, becasue they want money CyberHavoc: lol ok crypTic asphyXy: With Slayer touring with In Flames.. the slipknot fans will see In Flames CyberHavoc: want money and want to play what they like crypTic asphyXy: and become In Flames fans CyberHavoc: that's kind of gay..... crypTic asphyXy: In Flames has a new album coming out. They'll get record sales from this tour, and more people will listen to them crypTic asphyXy: Making them forget about slipknot. crypTic asphyXy: and becoming fans of In Flames. CyberHavoc: well man I can't stop this, and I never will CyberHavoc: not true man CyberHavoc: they will still like slipknot crypTic asphyXy: I've gotten tons of people into bands like Children of Bodom, Vintersorg, Death, Maiden... CyberHavoc: but people are still going to like nu-metal, and like metal CyberHavoc: oh CyberHavoc: man I dont hate or dislike people that listen to nu-metal CyberHavoc: jsut that they haven't heard better stuff crypTic asphyXy: So why hide the "better stuff" from them? CyberHavoc: tha'ts all im saying, but it's jsut gay when they finally discover something good, and still liek nu-metal CyberHavoc: man crypTic asphyXy: Because they havent been exposed to all of the good stuff CyberHavoc: so you want every black death band on mtv? CyberHavoc: so that some people will still like slipknot?, and like slayer? CyberHavoc: and death crypTic asphyXy: If it were up to me, I'd have Iron Maiden videos in constant circulation CyberHavoc: man, not happening CyberHavoc: ok CyberHavoc: man but that's gay CyberHavoc: I wouldn't crypTic asphyXy: Iron Maiden are gods CyberHavoc: yes they are crypTic asphyXy: Why wouldn't you want them to be played? CyberHavoc: I do, but not to the wrong people crypTic asphyXy: Who gives a **** who watches?! CyberHavoc: look, today it still is being heard by the wrong people crypTic asphyXy: As long as i'm satisfied, that's all I care about. CyberHavoc: ya crypTic asphyXy: You seem too worried about other people's lives and interests. CyberHavoc: no CyberHavoc: it's not that crypTic asphyXy: If britney spears was underground and a band like Dark Funeral was ultra-popular, you'd probably listen to britney CyberHavoc: no CyberHavoc: I listen to what I like, not jsut because it's underground CyberHavoc: we live in USA, but in places like germany, dark funeral are popular crypTic asphyXy: I'm not from Germany CyberHavoc: o crypTic asphyXy: I don't give a shit about Germany's pop culture. CyberHavoc: ok crypTic asphyXy: I'm a US citizen CyberHavoc: me too crypTic asphyXy: If Dark Funeral was played on MTV 24/7, I'd watch it once in a while. CyberHavoc: not me CyberHavoc: at least not anymore crypTic asphyXy: Why not? CyberHavoc: I would stop listening to them crypTic asphyXy: That's just plain ****ing stupid CyberHavoc: man, it's a waste of time to tell you, you dont understand me crypTic asphyXy: You'd stop listening to a great band just because they're popular? CyberHavoc: no crypTic asphyXy: You just said you would. CyberHavoc: no I said I would stop listening to them if they are on MTV CyberHavoc: lol crypTic asphyXy: Being on MTV means taht you're popular. CyberHavoc: I guess so crypTic asphyXy: Because it allows the world to be exposed to the band crypTic asphyXy: Why would you stop listening to DF if they got MTV airplay? CyberHavoc: but then people all around would be like......hey man......listen to darl funeral.....download them......ya that videos cool best band!!!! crypTic asphyXy: They'd still rule CyberHavoc: and they dont know shit aobut music crypTic asphyXy: Since your mind is a sack of dog shit, let me summarize this conversation. crypTic asphyXy: Your musical taste is directly influenced by what others don't listen to. CyberHavoc: nononononoo crypTic asphyXy: If someone likes something, you limit yourself so you won't be a fan of it crypTic asphyXy: yes yes yes crypTic asphyXy: That's exactly what you're saying CyberHavoc: if people liked death CyberHavoc: and said the same thing CyberHavoc: I wouldn't stop listening to it CyberHavoc: so your wrong crypTic asphyXy: If people liked death, they'd be on MTV CyberHavoc: because it's never gonna ****ing happen, or be played on MTV CyberHavoc: look man CyberHavoc: know why their not on MTV crypTic asphyXy: It will never happen CyberHavoc: THEY DONT WANT TO BE CyberHavoc: they will never lower themselves, to be ****ing trendy CyberHavoc: and on MTV CyberHavoc: man im gonna be in a abdn soon crypTic asphyXy: If you were in a band, you wouldn't want to be on MTV? CyberHavoc: you think im gonna go on MTV? CyberHavoc: ^scroll up crypTic asphyXy: So you'd rather play at venues of 80 people than headline world tours in major arenas? CyberHavoc: no I would not be on MTV, I would let people hear music, where the majority of people dont know shit aobut it CyberHavoc: no not at major arenas CyberHavoc: but at other places CyberHavoc: metalfest at least CyberHavoc: milwakee crypTic asphyXy: Selling out arenas on a world tour is the ultimate accomplishment in a musical career for a metal band CyberHavoc: ? CyberHavoc: not for me crypTic asphyXy: Millions of listeners CyberHavoc: not even if they payed me CyberHavoc: I wouldn't do it! crypTic asphyXy: If the style of music you played was popular at the moment, you'd say "no sir, i don't want money" CyberHavoc: ok crypTic asphyXy: If the opportunity to change popular culture was in your hands, you'd turn it down to stay underground CyberHavoc: because I wouldn't be playing nu-metal crypTic asphyXy: You wouldn't crypTic asphyXy: You'd expose the world to good music. CyberHavoc: yes man CyberHavoc: I would crypTic asphyXy: Nu-metal is a genre CyberHavoc: I would keep all the good metal underground CyberHavoc: yes I know crypTic asphyXy: Alright, well I have better things to do, like talk to people with intelligence. crypTic asphyXy: You're too ****ing narrow-minded to put up a good argument. CyberHavoc: lol CyberHavoc: i'll never be like you CyberHavoc: look to put it to you briefly CyberHavoc: what im trying to say it crypTic asphyXy: You said it 40 times crypTic asphyXy: I understand you crypTic asphyXy: and i think you're absurd. CyberHavoc: I dislike the fact, or people who dont know about music, listening to metal, I dont like people that dont play instrument's, listening to metal CyberHavoc: their, that's it CyberHavoc: that's all im trying to say crypTic asphyXy: and that's absurd crypTic asphyXy: That's what I said numerous times. CyberHavoc: probably that's why most metal is underground CyberHavoc: well maybe to you crypTic asphyXy: I see no problem with people listening to good music. CyberHavoc: ya CyberHavoc: me either crypTic asphyXy: That's a lie. This whole argument was about how you have a problem with it. CyberHavoc: no crypTic asphyXy: And now it's time to block you. CyberHavoc: just depends on the people CyberHavoc: lol go ahead fag ---- ...and people think I'm a metal elitist. 
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12-11-2003, 06:20 PM
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Baird
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Man, that was too long and moronic to read.
It's sad that some people are so stupid that they begrudge their favourite bands success. Assuming this guy was for real. 
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12-11-2003, 06:28 PM
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You could have posted like 5 messages total, and it would have been the same conversation.
He kept going in circles.
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12-11-2003, 06:34 PM
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lol that was the funniest arguement ever... he actually said he would stop listening to a band of they were on mtv.. bahaha
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12-11-2003, 06:34 PM
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I just read past the Iron Maiden bit, and I was already LOLing. Good stuff
 That guy is one of those people who really give music fans a bad name. |
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12-11-2003, 06:55 PM
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Clutch Poster
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wow i really wanna punch that guy in the face.
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12-11-2003, 07:05 PM
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Tap-In
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LOL what a fool
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12-11-2003, 07:25 PM
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Chill out, dickwad.
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That guy was 100% serious. He got banned from UM around the summer this year for excessive racial slurs and ignorance.
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12-11-2003, 11:53 PM
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Quote:
Just wanted to make sure I wasnt the only "cool" one from here to say something like that 
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12-12-2003, 12:02 AM
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The People's Member
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Lol, that was really long, but what I read what a dumbass. Thats nice
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12-12-2003, 12:49 AM
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Wow.
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12-12-2003, 02:52 PM
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1337ard
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Gotta love Circular logic.
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12-12-2003, 04:11 PM
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Self-pity is my hobby...
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For some reason I began to think of Kane Knight...
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12-12-2003, 05:33 PM
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God Bless America
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LOL
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Linear Mode
