If Triple H booked a Wrestle Mania...

[Mr. JL]

UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Triple H .vs. Brock Lesnar

Bonus Main Event Match feauring
Triple H .vs. Scott Steiner - Part III


Triple H Buries Everyone match
Triple H .vs. Benoit, Jericho, Booker, Kane & RVD


Angle .vs. Guerrero
**Note: In a bra and Panties Match. With Shane & Linda McMahon in Angles corner. & Vince & Stephanie in Guerrero's corner.

Grudge Match
Triple H .vs. Linda McMahon

Triple H .vs. Scott Steiner - Part II

3 Hour Iron Man Match
Matt Morgan .vs. A-Train

Women's Championship
Molly Holly .vs. Triple H

Triple H .vs. Scott Steiner - Part 1

1 Minute & 9 Seconds Match
Edge .vs. Storm

[born angry]

i think if he booked it he would go over lesnar and become undisputed champ

[Mr. JL]

good point

[Rock Bottom]

We're live at Wrestlemania! I'm Jim Ross along with Jerry 'The King' Lawler, and we'd like to ask for a moment of silence as the FFX-2 girl sings the star spangled banner.

Lawler: I'D SPANGLE HER BANNER WITH MY STARS, WOOHOO!

Match #1: Shawn Michaels vs. Mysterio for the Cruiserweight Championship. Shawn Michaels goes over Rey when Rey tries the West Coast Pop and Shawn hits the Superkick while he is coming at him. Jim Ross screams that Rey Mysterio has been literally decapitated.

Match #2: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. Batista and Ric Flair for the WWE Tag Titles: HHH goes over Ric Flair when Flair taps to the Figure-4. Ric Flair's leg has been literally broken in half.

Match #3: HHH vs. Randy Orton for the Intercontinental Championship: Even though it was scheduled for Orton to win, Orton botches the RKO and hits the ref instead, and HHH uses the sledgehammer (I mean, really uses it.) while the ref is down and gets the 3-count.

Match #4: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. The Bashams for the other Tag Titles: Michaels hits a Superkick on one of them at the same exact time HHH pedigrees the other, and they pin the Bashams at the exact same time.

Match #5: Shawn Michaels vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship: Michaels gets the win over Brock when Brock gets six F-5's, but then, BAM Chin Music out of nowhere. 1-2-3.

Match #6: The Hardcore Title is revived! HHH vs. Mankind: HHH goes over after hitting Mankind with a steel chair *eleven* times after handcuffing him with *both* hands to the ring!

Match #7: HHH vs. The Big Show for the United States Championship: HHH takes the win when the Big Show goes for the chokeslam, but is unable to lift HHH. Big Show injures his back and HHH takes the pin.

Match #8: Fatal Fiveway Match for the WWE Women's Title, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Molly, Shawn Michaels: Shawn Michaels gets the win going over Lita with a superkick. MOLLY WAS SCREWED! SHE WASN'T EVEN PINNED AND SHE LOST THE TITLE!

Match #9: HHH vs. The Big Boss Man: HHH BEATS THE BOSSMAN IN *THREE* SECONDS!!!! HOLY S***!!!!!!!! SHATTERING THE ROCK'S QUICKEST WIN RECORD OF 4 SECONDS!

Match #10: THE DREAM MATCH: Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, The Rock, Goldberg, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sting, Vince McMahon - Vince McMahon goes over The Rock with a judo chop.

Match #11: HHH vs. HBK for EVERY title in an Iron Man Match: Ends in a draw as both men have five pinfalls, however, it is decided that since HHH has MORE belts than Shawn, that HHH has won every single championship! Your NEW undisputed CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING, THE GUY WHO IN ONE NIGHT, SINGLE HANDEDLY WON EVERY SINGLE TITLE IMAGINABLE, THE GAME, TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPLE H!

HHH then leaves to film a movie.

The rosters unite, forced to work together to train for their match in August, of HHH vs. EVERYONE. Several feuds and skirmishes break out amongst the ranks.

[Razor Rybek]

HHH vs The UN

For the Undiuted Rulership of the World!!

[Evil Vito]

Political Hell Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship: HHH vs. Shawn Michaels vs. X-Pac (sub for Nash who tore his quad while walking to the ring, then Scott Hall was the planned sub but he was too drunk and was arrested on the way to the ring) vs. Goldberg vs. Vince McMahon vs. Stephanie McMahon

Goldberg of course jobs in 7 seconds to the Pedigree.

HBK is the next in and he and HHH attempt to put on a **** match because they are friends, and therefore they HAVE to put in the effort.

X-Pac is in next and he just stands around.

Stephanie is in next and HHH forces HBK and X-Pac to wrestle. HH and Steph then proceed to have sex in the middle of the ring.

Vince is in last and he KO's X-Pac and HBK with a double Vinnie Mac Stunner. He attempts to pin both of them, but HHH's Ego Sense tingles and he pulls Vince off of HBK and X-Pac, Pedigrees Vince, eliminates him, then pins HBK and X-Pac. HHH and Steph then finish their business and then HHH just pins Steph to retain the title.

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 Political Hell Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship: HHH vs. Shawn Michaels vs. X-Pac (sub for Nash who tore his quad while walking to the ring, then Scott Hall was the planned sub but he was too drunk and was arrested on the way to the ring) vs. Goldberg vs. Vince McMahon vs. Stephanie McMahon Goldberg of course jobs in 7 seconds to the Pedigree. HBK is the next in and he and HHH attempt to put on a **** match because they are friends, and therefore they HAVE to put in the effort. X-Pac is in next and he just stands around. Stephanie is in next and HHH forces HBK and X-Pac to wrestle. HH and Steph then proceed to have sex in the middle of the ring. Vince is in last and he KO's X-Pac and HBK with a double Vinnie Mac Stunner. He attempts to pin both of them, but HHH's Ego Sense tingles and he pulls Vince off of HBK and X-Pac, Pedigrees Vince, eliminates him, then pins HBK and X-Pac. HHH and Steph then finish their business and then HHH just pins Steph to retain the title.

[Splaya]

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 Political Hell Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship: HHH vs. Shawn Michaels vs. X-Pac (sub for Nash who tore his quad while walking to the ring, then Scott Hall was the planned sub but he was too drunk and was arrested on the way to the ring) vs. Goldberg vs. Vince McMahon vs. Stephanie McMahon Goldberg of course jobs in 7 seconds to the Pedigree. HBK is the next in and he and HHH attempt to put on a **** match because they are friends, and therefore they HAVE to put in the effort. X-Pac is in next and he just stands around. Stephanie is in next and HHH forces HBK and X-Pac to wrestle. HH and Steph then proceed to have sex in the middle of the ring. Vince is in last and he KO's X-Pac and HBK with a double Vinnie Mac Stunner. He attempts to pin both of them, but HHH's Ego Sense tingles and he pulls Vince off of HBK and X-Pac, Pedigrees Vince, eliminates him, then pins HBK and X-Pac. HHH and Steph then finish their business and then HHH just pins Steph to retain the title.

****ing great

[Splaya]

Originally Posted by The Rock Bottom We're live at Wrestlemania! I'm Jim Ross along with Jerry 'The King' Lawler, and we'd like to ask for a moment of silence as the FFX-2 girl sings the star spangled banner. Lawler: I'D SPANGLE HER BANNER WITH MY STARS, WOOHOO! Match #1: Shawn Michaels vs. Mysterio for the Cruiserweight Championship. Shawn Michaels goes over Rey when Rey tries the West Coast Pop and Shawn hits the Superkick while he is coming at him. Jim Ross screams that Rey Mysterio has been literally decapitated. Match #2: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. Batista and Ric Flair for the WWE Tag Titles: HHH goes over Ric Flair when Flair taps to the Figure-4. Ric Flair's leg has been literally broken in half. Match #3: HHH vs. Randy Orton for the Intercontinental Championship: Even though it was scheduled for Orton to win, Orton botches the RKO and hits the ref instead, and HHH uses the sledgehammer (I mean, really uses it.) while the ref is down and gets the 3-count. Match #4: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. The Bashams for the other Tag Titles: Michaels hits a Superkick on one of them at the same exact time HHH pedigrees the other, and they pin the Bashams at the exact same time. Match #5: Shawn Michaels vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship: Michaels gets the win over Brock when Brock gets six F-5's, but then, BAM Chin Music out of nowhere. 1-2-3. Match #6: The Hardcore Title is revived! HHH vs. Mankind: HHH goes over after hitting Mankind with a steel chair *eleven* times after handcuffing him with *both* hands to the ring! Match #7: HHH vs. The Big Show for the United States Championship: HHH takes the win when the Big Show goes for the chokeslam, but is unable to lift HHH. Big Show injures his back and HHH takes the pin. Match #8: Fatal Fiveway Match for the WWE Women's Title, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Molly, Shawn Michaels: Shawn Michaels gets the win going over Lita with a superkick. MOLLY WAS SCREWED! SHE WASN'T EVEN PINNED AND SHE LOST THE TITLE! Match #9: HHH vs. The Big Boss Man: HHH BEATS THE BOSSMAN IN *THREE* SECONDS!!!! HOLY S***!!!!!!!! SHATTERING THE ROCK'S QUICKEST WIN RECORD OF 4 SECONDS! Match #10: THE DREAM MATCH: Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, The Rock, Goldberg, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sting, Vince McMahon - Vince McMahon goes over The Rock with a judo chop. Match #11: HHH vs. HBK for EVERY title in an Iron Man Match: Ends in a draw as both men have five pinfalls, however, it is decided that since HHH has MORE belts than Shawn, that HHH has won every single championship! Your NEW undisputed CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING, THE GUY WHO IN ONE NIGHT, SINGLE HANDEDLY WON EVERY SINGLE TITLE IMAGINABLE, THE GAME, TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPLE H! HHH then leaves to film a movie. The rosters unite, forced to work together to train for their match in August, of HHH vs. EVERYONE. Several feuds and skirmishes break out amongst the ranks.

I'd call it Big Nose and the Show Stopper vs Everyone Big nose has buried instead of WM.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO @ Rock Bottom and Vito!!!

[Mr. JL]

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 Political Hell Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship: HHH vs. Shawn Michaels vs. X-Pac (sub for Nash who tore his quad while walking to the ring, then Scott Hall was the planned sub but he was too drunk and was arrested on the way to the ring) vs. Goldberg vs. Vince McMahon vs. Stephanie McMahon Goldberg of course jobs in 7 seconds to the Pedigree. HBK is the next in and he and HHH attempt to put on a **** match because they are friends, and therefore they HAVE to put in the effort. X-Pac is in next and he just stands around. Stephanie is in next and HHH forces HBK and X-Pac to wrestle. HH and Steph then proceed to have sex in the middle of the ring. Vince is in last and he KO's X-Pac and HBK with a double Vinnie Mac Stunner. He attempts to pin both of them, but HHH's Ego Sense tingles and he pulls Vince off of HBK and X-Pac, Pedigrees Vince, eliminates him, then pins HBK and X-Pac. HHH and Steph then finish their business and then HHH just pins Steph to retain the title.

lol!

[MVP]

I'd like to add to the Wrestlemania cards.

Play-by-Play commentator: Triple H
Ring Announcer: Triple H
Timekeeper: Triple H
Musical performance by: Triple H

[Evil Vito]

Originally Posted by MVP I'd like to add to the Wrestlemania cards. Play-by-Play commentator: Triple H Ring Announcer: Triple H Timekeeper: Triple H Musical performance by: Triple H

Nah, more like:

Play-by-Play Commentator: Vince McMahon
Ring Announcer: Triple H
Timekeeper: Vince McMahon (he can ring the bell whenever HBK gets an opponent other than HHH in the Sharpshooter)
Musical Performance by: Stephanie McMahon

[John la Rock]

HHH Jokes are great

[FlashyT01]

LOL this is to funny

You guys even think guys like Benoit, Jericho, RVD, and Booker T would be booked on HHH's card. HHH would probably just make them run the hot dog and pretzel stands OUTSIDE THE ARENA

[Corkscrewed]

You mean Rhyno, Ultimo Dragon, and Sean O'Haire are out of their jobs???

[Mister Sinister]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed You mean Rhyno, Ultimo Dragon, and Sean O'Haire are out of their jobs???

NO!!!!!!

[HatchetWrestler1986]

WRESTLEMANIA XX
LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
NEW YORK CITY

JOBBER MATCH
Stevie Richards vs. THE BLUE MEANIE (in his sudden return) vs. Triple H
*Winner* Triple H after telling the other two if they try to win he will tell his daddy in law and they will get fired, waaaaa waaaaa

(RAW) TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Triple H and Ric Flair vs Two bums they found behind the arena
*Winner* HHH and Flair after they bribe the bums with two bottles of jack daniels, then smash the bums with the bottles afterwards

MATCH THEY THREW IN TO KILL TIME
Bret Hart (surprise return) vs. Shawn Micheals vs. Triple H
*Winner*...ahh you know what happins *cough*survivor series*cough*

(SMACKDOWN!) TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Triple H and Ric Flair vs. Whoever the hell is holding the belts at the time
*winner* after HHH and Flair walk into the ring with the mic and say "ok lets make this simple just give us the belts"

IC TITLE MATCH
Triple H vs RVD
*Winner* Triple H After he slips RVD a pound of pot in a paper bag, then as RVD is amazed by all the chronic Triple H pedigree's him for the win

MATCH FOR BOTH WORLD TITLES
Triple H vs Brock Lesnar vs HBK vs John Cena
*winner* Triple H for both titles when Steph McMahon comes out and flashes her gigantic purchases, while the other 3 are distracted with erections Triple H smashes their skulls in with a sledgehammer and pins them for the win


*post match celebration* HHH and Steph have sex in the ring, Ric Flair and Randy Orton join in and start an orgy, Flair and Orton pay no attention to Steph during the whole thing

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Originally Posted by The Rock Bottom We're live at Wrestlemania! I'm Jim Ross along with Jerry 'The King' Lawler, and we'd like to ask for a moment of silence as the FFX-2 girl sings the star spangled banner. Lawler: I'D SPANGLE HER BANNER WITH MY STARS, WOOHOO! Match #1: Shawn Michaels vs. Mysterio for the Cruiserweight Championship. Shawn Michaels goes over Rey when Rey tries the West Coast Pop and Shawn hits the Superkick while he is coming at him. Jim Ross screams that Rey Mysterio has been literally decapitated. Match #2: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. Batista and Ric Flair for the WWE Tag Titles: HHH goes over Ric Flair when Flair taps to the Figure-4. Ric Flair's leg has been literally broken in half. Match #3: HHH vs. Randy Orton for the Intercontinental Championship: Even though it was scheduled for Orton to win, Orton botches the RKO and hits the ref instead, and HHH uses the sledgehammer (I mean, really uses it.) while the ref is down and gets the 3-count. Match #4: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. The Bashams for the other Tag Titles: Michaels hits a Superkick on one of them at the same exact time HHH pedigrees the other, and they pin the Bashams at the exact same time. Match #5: Shawn Michaels vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship: Michaels gets the win over Brock when Brock gets six F-5's, but then, BAM Chin Music out of nowhere. 1-2-3. Match #6: The Hardcore Title is revived! HHH vs. Mankind: HHH goes over after hitting Mankind with a steel chair *eleven* times after handcuffing him with *both* hands to the ring! Match #7: HHH vs. The Big Show for the United States Championship: HHH takes the win when the Big Show goes for the chokeslam, but is unable to lift HHH. Big Show injures his back and HHH takes the pin. Match #8: Fatal Fiveway Match for the WWE Women's Title, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Molly, Shawn Michaels: Shawn Michaels gets the win going over Lita with a superkick. MOLLY WAS SCREWED! SHE WASN'T EVEN PINNED AND SHE LOST THE TITLE! Match #9: HHH vs. The Big Boss Man: HHH BEATS THE BOSSMAN IN *THREE* SECONDS!!!! HOLY S***!!!!!!!! SHATTERING THE ROCK'S QUICKEST WIN RECORD OF 4 SECONDS! Match #10: THE DREAM MATCH: Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, The Rock, Goldberg, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sting, Vince McMahon - Vince McMahon goes over The Rock with a judo chop. Match #11: HHH vs. HBK for EVERY title in an Iron Man Match: Ends in a draw as both men have five pinfalls, however, it is decided that since HHH has MORE belts than Shawn, that HHH has won every single championship! Your NEW undisputed CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING, THE GUY WHO IN ONE NIGHT, SINGLE HANDEDLY WON EVERY SINGLE TITLE IMAGINABLE, THE GAME, TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPLE H! HHH then leaves to film a movie. The rosters unite, forced to work together to train for their match in August, of HHH vs. EVERYONE. Several feuds and skirmishes break out amongst the ranks.

[thuganomicalcrippler]

IF Triple H books a Wrestlemania??????

[Fryza]

Originally Posted by thuganomicalcrippler IF Triple H books a Wrestlemania??????

I think they planned to have him book a WrestleMania last year. They eventually called it WrestleMania XX....

...oh shit...

[Showstopper]

HatchetWrestler1896's was the best to me!!!
LOL!!!

[Iceman90]

If HHH booked Mania, it would look like this:

Undisputed Title
HHH vs. Eddie
Winner: HHH

World Heavyweight Title - Gauntlet Match
HHH vs. The Entire RAW Roster
Winner: Triple H

Woman's Title Match **RAW SPOILER!!*
Victoria (c) vs. Stephanie McMahon
Winner: Steph

Legends Battle Royal
HHH vs. Hogan vs. Flair vs. Savage vs. Whoever else they can find.
Winner: HHH

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 Political Hell Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship: HHH vs. Shawn Michaels vs. X-Pac (sub for Nash who tore his quad while walking to the ring, then Scott Hall was the planned sub but he was too drunk and was arrested on the way to the ring) vs. Goldberg vs. Vince McMahon vs. Stephanie McMahon Goldberg of course jobs in 7 seconds to the Pedigree. HBK is the next in and he and HHH attempt to put on a **** match because they are friends, and therefore they HAVE to put in the effort. X-Pac is in next and he just stands around. Stephanie is in next and HHH forces HBK and X-Pac to wrestle. HH and Steph then proceed to have sex in the middle of the ring. Vince is in last and he KO's X-Pac and HBK with a double Vinnie Mac Stunner. He attempts to pin both of them, but HHH's Ego Sense tingles and he pulls Vince off of HBK and X-Pac, Pedigrees Vince, eliminates him, then pins HBK and X-Pac. HHH and Steph then finish their business and then HHH just pins Steph to retain the title.

LMAO