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Old 01-30-2004, 10:17 AM   #1
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Nash gets injured again....Twice in like 3 days (spoof)
This is a spoof for his next injury. Sorry about the title. I had to find a way to draw you into this topic. Wow, I did something HHH does not do... Hope you all enjoy

Kevin: Um, guys, I kinda stabbed myself again.
Kevin's PR people: OK *pulls up prepared document in Microsoft Word along with the other 4000 PR releases describing an injury* Ok Kevin we are releasing it to the internet right now. Remember you were injured while making your new movie.
Kevin: Thank you. *As he turns around he tears his ACL.*
PR people: *pulls up new document as Nash is being loaded into an ambulance* rushes to Nash* OK your statement about your ACL is that you were trying out for a return to WWE when you tore your ACL when lifting Funaki over your head, but Funaki's weight made your knee buckle under the pressure of the weight.
Kevin: Do you think people will believe that?
PR: People will believe anything when it comes to Kevin Nash.

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I barely consider myself a wrestling fan these days, but if I had to go into it: I'm cool by wrestling fan standards. I get invited lots of places, get laid, people seem to respect my views and want to be around me.
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Old 01-30-2004, 10:45 AM   #2
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Old 01-30-2004, 12:01 PM   #3
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I dont get it

Why would Nash's PR people be carrying their laptop around with Nash?
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Old 01-30-2004, 12:12 PM   #4
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That was, terrific.
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Sorry, did I say terrific? I meant shit.
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Old 01-30-2004, 12:55 PM   #5
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Sorry. Funny premise, horrible delivery.
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Old 01-30-2004, 12:59 PM   #6
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it was aight but it lacked somethin. It lacked that special somethin called.... ummm....what is that word I am looking for... humor.
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:05 PM   #7
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Sorry. Funny premise, horrible delivery.
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:21 PM   #8
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Old 01-30-2004, 04:31 PM   #9
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I'm Speechless, I cannot find the words to describe how horribly shit that was!
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:14 PM   #10
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Rep for splaya I say for taking the effort to try and make people laugh and braving the abuse he got for it!
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Old 01-31-2004, 12:33 AM   #11
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Like KK said, you had a good idea running there. The delivery was a bit lacking, though. Still, props for at least trying something different than the usual HHH jokes.
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Old 01-31-2004, 12:45 AM   #12
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*agrees w/ Nowhere Man*
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Old 01-31-2004, 01:55 AM   #13
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Like KK said, you had a good idea running there. The delivery was a bit lacking, though. Still, props for at least trying something different than the usual HHH jokes.
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Old 01-31-2004, 02:12 AM   #14
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Something different from the "usual" Triple H jokes like an "unusual" Nash crack? My gosh.
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Old 01-31-2004, 03:06 AM   #15
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I think Goldberg said it best....

BUH?

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Old 01-31-2004, 08:15 AM   #16
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